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A. They made a law that you had to have a specific religion.

B. The outlawed religion.

C. They made an anti-atheist group on CR.

D. They made an evangelical group on CR.

E. God turned out to really exist and was really pissed about this whole thing…that would suck, eh?
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A. Exactly how would they enforce making you believe? lol...I'd have no problem obeying the law and sitting my bottom in a chair once a week, it would probably be interesting to go to church.
B. We'd probably be living under a dictatorship if that happened, and in that case I'd be silently pissed.
C. I'd join, well maybe not because I don't join many groups...but I'd want to, its interesting.
D. Shoot, no idea what evangelical means, well I have a faint idea but I'd rather not google it atm. *feels stupid*
E. I'd just hope he was a fair enough God to realize that you can not believe and still be a better person then some Christians.
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A. kill everyone who tried to convert me.

B. ROFL at everyone who dare try to pray at school xD

C. Join and add it to my favs list xD jk

D. U mean a big collection of religious beliefs, (i think thats what it means) o.O
id laugh at that too.

E. Id tell him to go to hell, and float away in pergotory.
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Evangelical just means trying to convert people to Christianity on large scale.
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Posted 1/15/08 , edited 4/18/08

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SeraphAlford wrote:

A. They made a law that you had to have a specific religion.

B. The outlawed religion.

C. They made an anti-atheist group on CR.

D. They made an evangelical group on CR.

E. God turned out to really exist and was really pissed about this whole thing…that would suck, eh?


A. Protest it
B. Protest it
C. join it laugh that I had successfully engendered hatred from religious people
D.join it



You advocate prejudice?
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You’re sure adamant about this.
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Posted 1/15/08 , edited 4/18/08
I don’t doubt it. Isn’t it easier to just…not care?
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Right and wrong were invented by religion. There’s only correct and incorrect left to the secular world. Morality is an invention of the Human mind, just like Allah, don’t you think?

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Posted 2/14/08 , edited 4/18/08

SeraphAlford wrote:

E. God turned out to really exist and was really pissed about this whole thing…that would suck, eh?


Pic or it didn't happen.

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Posted 2/14/08 , edited 4/18/08

SeraphAlford wrote:
E. God turned out to really exist and was really pissed about this whole thing…that would suck, eh?

This doesn't address this exact question, but (and I know you've already seen this):



The Four Solaces

17. "The disciple of the Noble Ones, Kalamas, who has such a hate-free mind, such a malice-free mind, such an undefiled mind, and such a purified mind, is one by whom four solaces are found here and now.

"'Suppose there is a hereafter and there is a fruit, result, of deeds done well or ill. Then it is possible that at the dissolution of the body after death, I shall arise in the heavenly world, which is possessed of the state of bliss.' This is the first solace found by him.

"'Suppose there is no hereafter and there is no fruit, no result, of deeds done well or ill. Yet in this world, here and now, free from hatred, free from malice, safe and sound, and happy, I keep myself.' This is the second solace found by him.

"'Suppose evil (results) befall an evil-doer. I, however, think of doing evil to no one. Then, how can ill (results) affect me who do no evil deed?' This is the third solace found by him.

"'Suppose evil (results) do not befall an evil-doer. Then I see myself purified in any case.' This is the fourth solace found by him.

http://www.accesstoinsight.org/lib/authors/soma/wheel008.html

Personally I think it makes sense to kill several birds with one stone and attempt to cover multiple possibilities at the same time with your approach to life.
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Posted 2/26/08 , edited 4/18/08
A: i'd choose Asatru or Satanism/Wiccan as my religion because paganism is awsome even if it is worthless
B: there would be massive riots and protests by ppl who want to be religious, and even i wouldn't be that happy because even its to protect them, i don't like the idea of restricting freedom
C: are you allowed to make groups directed against a specific group on CR?
D: i wouldn't care, or maybe if i was very bored i'd go flame it a bit.
E: i'd find which religion he supported, convert, and repent immediatley
Posted 2/26/08 , edited 4/18/08

SeraphAlford wrote:

A. They made a law that you had to have a specific religion.

B. The outlawed religion.

C. They made an anti-atheist group on CR.

D. They made an evangelical group on CR.

E. God turned out to really exist and was really pissed about this whole thing…that would suck, eh?


A: Don't care. All you do is pray anyway. I'll just pretend to pray >_>

B: Eh. I wouldn't do anything... -_- More like I don't need to....

C. Don't care

D: Let them practice evangelism all they want.

E: I'll beat the crap out of God and demand money.
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A. They made a law that you had to have a specific religion.
Pastafarian

B. The outlawed religion.
Watch and see if common sense is on the up and up.

C. They made an anti-atheist group on CR.
Smile and say, "Enjoy, just leave me alone."

D. They made an evangelical group on CR.
See answer to question C.

E. God turned out to really exist and was really pissed about this whole thing…that would suck, eh?
I'd scratch my head; shrug and say to Him: "Sorry, but I'd rather be wrong then to be persuaded by the real experience of one. You're followers are really twisting your legacy. Which one of these doors leads to hell, since I'm sure that's where you are sending me. Tell my family i said hi. I'll see ya later Host of the Lambs."
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Posted 3/28/08 , edited 4/18/08
A. They made a law that you had to have a specific religion.

I'd give a huge "FUXK YOU" to the person who decided that and then proceed to jump off the nearest bridge. If I still survive, I'd go with Scientology..LOL jokes..The closest religion that I would probably go with is LaVeyan Satanism.

B. They outlawed religion.

I'd sit back and watch all the religious people kick some ass

C. They made an anti-atheist group on CR.

Laugh and tell them that it's a sin

D. They made an evangelical group on CR.

"I lol'ed"

E. God turned out to really exist and was really pissed about this whole thing…that would suck, eh?

Tell him that if he's ever looking for me, I'd be in a Gay bar somewhere in hell partying with the top fashion designers and getting drunk on vodka. Before that, I would tell him that he really needed to fire his bible writers because they were high while in the job, writing his deeds
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Posted 3/29/08 , edited 4/18/08

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C. They made an anti-atheist group on CR.

Laugh and tell them that it's a sin



Lol, that's a new approach...or a really old one, I'm not sure, but it'd be funny as hell.
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