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LISA&CHICKENBAWKS STORY ABOUT DEFY THE RAPPER & EMBIE THE ... YEAH. ♥
Posted 6/19/11
















* Now before you read this story... Remember it's all koko's fault. *

















Defy The Rapper.




Defy likes boobies. This woman had boobies, he liked this woman.

The 'woman' stared back at Defy. He kept looking his way. Checking him out, up and down, down and up, side to side... "Hi." He walked up to Defy and rubbed his chest.

Defy moaned really loud and jizzed his pants, the 'woman' looked at him, staring at the mess, then pulled off his pants and ran away evil laughing, Defy who was still in bliss zoned back in and began screaming like a drunk tard ape.

After rubbing her face and licking the underpants that were must likely used this whole year every day --- the heshe ran towards were Defy was still jizzing in front of the mirror cause he looked so hot. LOL , however during his jizzyness Koko stepped in the room, chopping off his manhood then sold it to embie.

When Defy' manhood was literally cut off from existence, Embie came in and gave Defy-Cockless a blowjob. (With his cut off penis, might i add)

"CAN YOU BLOW ON MY NAILS PLEASE? I JUST GOT THEM DONE!! TWT"

"NO WAY KEEP BLOWING MY USE TO BE PENIS, AND NOW VAGINA!"

Defy yelled, moaning then winking at the heshe thing that will now be named Bob. Bob, being the sexy fucker heshe is, began to dance around like a fucked up the ass drugged monkey, making all the men in the bar begin to scream like Tarzan on steroids.

Eventually Embie got so fed up she blew in Defy's manvagina with one big blow, causing him to inflate.?!



Defy inflated. He inflated into ecstasy porn. Since now Mr, Hermit (He named his penis) he had nobody close to him ;w; HE WAS NOW ALONE AS HIS ...ear wax.

The Heshe decided he got bored of DefynoDyck and started flirting [fucking on the floor] right in front of everyone. A couple midgets here and there, and a lamp.

A lamp that glowed with the rays of sunlight... the beautiful sunlight. Which gave the Heshe a boner. Then heshe had a sudden urge to buy a dog and throw bones in the backyard...


Mr.hermit spazzeled as he(it?) watched Bob stand under the lamb... No homo. And began screaming (the dick people, not defy) jumping out of Embie's or Koko's hands, and running towards the heshe, who was too busy trying to dig a grave for the dog Bob killed,

Suddenly a bunch of lights came from everywhere causing everyone to pause and look, with a bunch a smoke and a big BOOOM, Koko the one boobed lady appeared, in a sluttly fairy outfit.

"DEFFFYFYFYFYYF FUCK ME!" The it known as koko moaned, winking at Mr.Hermit.

"OOKAAAY"

"I WAS ONLY JOKKING YOU FAG ;DDD!!! HeShe is much for fuckable. *Cough* Along with Lisaporn cause she's so hot and cool and I look up to her."

Embie picked up a rock (in the bar...) and smashed it upside her head. "WTF IS GOINGGGGGGG ON SOMEONE GIMMEEE A LAP DANCEEEEEEEEE!!"

And then a magic dildo [why do we always mention dildos!?] shaped as a condom/butterfly hopped into Embie's mouth and made her vomit eyeballs.

That's when Lisa decided to do something about the sitation at hand. "WHO WANTS TO FUHK EMBIE FOR 3$?!"

"I DOOOOOO OH OH MEEEEEEEE!" Said a penis.

"NOOOOO MEEEEEE I BID 6$!" Said a raccoon from the distance. Eating a trashcan.

"FAWK YAH BITCHES I'LL GIVE IT TO HER SOOOOOOOOOOO HARD.... FOR 11$ AN HOUR ;D" Said Defy. Without a dyck, might I add.

A random stripper by the name of Angelinakakakakkapaka, flamed everyones assholes and fingered a live giraffe in Africa.

"Fuck. me. in. the. ass. upside. down." She told the African creature giraffe, the giraffe then decided to give her NECK. NOT HEAD, BUT NECK.

Koko got bored watching kapapal,nvka(?) and a giraffe finger each other, so she decided to go finger Defy, skipping over to the dickless man, she was in victory for humping eight elephants and getting knocked upside the head BY THE OUT-MOST GORGEOUS LISA.

(who is the most amazing person in the world must I add;DD)

Successfully making her way through the orgy she began to dry hump Defy.

"OOOHHH YEAAAH BABY" she moaned out loudly,

Defy vomited on her, and began to shove a dildo(we do mention Dildo a lot...) in her mouth, moaning.

"OHHH YEAH EMBIEEE!"

"I'M KOKO YOU HOMO-DYCKLESS!"

"CAN'T BE A HOMO IF I DON'T HAVE A DYCCCK! BOO YEAH!"

Koko then submerged under Defy's dycklessness and poked his inner thigh. "RAWRRRRRRRRR. POKE"

"BETCH D<"

Lisa decided to pat Kakakapaakak on the back for a job well done. But all at once, Kakkapapap went into crazy mode and slapped Lisa with his ginormous dinosaur ass tail.

That's when Embie began to feel a little jelous that Koko was doing all the fucking toward DefylessCockSirHermit. "BUT...BUT HES MIIIIIIINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Embie went whacko- spitting ontop of Lisa's head for no particular reason (: D) while spin kicking her in the vaginah.

...Some sexy cowboy entered in the bar, holding a pistol and smelling his fingers. "AAAaahhh... IMA SHOOT ALL YA BETCHES INTO CRUMB EATING BIRD FOOD FUCKAAAAAAAHSSSSSSSSSSSS!" He then began shooting randomly.

(O; AND EVERYONE GOT SHOT. THE END)



AND NOW... THE BEHIND THE SCENES OF THE STORY...





KOKO (The making of the story...) : Defy wants to be a rapper. Idk? So when he goes to the studio place theres no one there at the time, so he thinks he got stood up & isnt good enough xDDD
SOOO THEEEN - THIS RANDOM CHICK (actually a crossdressing dude) COMES UP TO HIM & TOUCHES HIS CHEST.
OWO
& THEN DEFY, BEING THE RETARDED FUHK FACE NOT KNOWING HOW TO READ BECAUSE HES DYSLEXIC, SIGNS IT & ENDS UP LEGALLY SELLING HIS SOUL TO THE "DEVIL" CROSSDRESSER.... XDDD



LISA: OMG I WROTE THE INTRODUCTION LIKE 8000KAMILLION TIMES AND IT WAS LIKE SERIOUS EACH TIME, and what the teeh fuck? 'Kamillion' is a word? According to my fucked up spell check. KOKO YOU START. OR ELSE I'M STARTING THE STORY WITH;

Defy likes boobies. This woman had boobies, he liked this woman.



KOKO: LMAO. 8000KAMILLION TIMES AND ALL YOU GOT WAS THAT !?!?! SIGH XD.... GOOD ENOUGHHHHHH FOR MEEEEEEEEEEE :DDD {Aren't we such a great team? LOL}



KOKO: [TAH FUHK CRACK YOOH SMOKING?
............PASSSS THAT SHIET UPPPPPPPPPPP :DDD]



(I didn't see this till after... It cracked me up...)



LISA: AND YOUR ASKING ME WHAT I'M SMOKING?!
YAH CHICKEN BAWK.

(then after I said that, for the story I wrote:

"NO WAY KEEP BLOWING MY USE TO BE PENIS VAGINA!"



LOOOOOL ! X3333



KOKO: (ARE WE DONE YET!? :DDDDDD)



LISA: LOOOL MR.HERMITTT X333 and no. <--- are communicating.



KOKO: (O; AND EVERYONE GOT SHOT. THE END)



LISA: LOLOLOLOLO SEXY ENDING. No joke.



KOKO: were done?! GO POST IT!



LISA: yes were done, AND WAIT D:<



( That's honestly how it started and ended. )

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My GODS, you guys are so freaking messed up XD

sheesh...
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LOLOLOLOL , I KNOW.
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Posted 6/20/11
what the fuck did i just read XD

both Zoe and Koko deserve dycks on yer profile!

because i still one have one betches!!!

*goes to dyck up Zoe's and Koko's proffies*
Posted 6/20/11
THAT MY DEAR IS EVOLUTION GHVFYHC..... Captain crunch gave meh crack again....
Posted 6/20/11
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL XDDDDDDDDDDD

LMAO :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Posted 6/20/11
DEFY & EMBIE ARE JUST JEAALOOUSSS THEY CANT MAKE UP AWESOME STORIES LIKE OURS ! ;33

<3333333

LOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSERRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS !
THEY LACK NASTIEERANDOMNESS.
Posted 6/20/11
LOLOLOLOLOL YOUR PROBABLY RIGHTTT

WE HAVE CAPTAIN CRUNCH , THEYEEHHH DOON''TTTT SO IN YOUR FACE
THE HESHE DYCKLESS && THE BLOWUPTHEDYCKLESSPEOPLE.
Posted 6/20/11
IM SOO RIGHTT : DD


XDDDDD & THEY ALSO HAVE NO CLASS, OR ASS, OR ON DEFY'S HAND, A PENIS BUILDER FOR EMBIES COCK BEARD.
Posted 6/20/11
LOL WTF IS A 'COCK BEARD' ?!
Posted 6/21/11
........IHAVENOIDEA c:
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Posted 6/21/11
LMAO. xD

this is soo messed up.
Posted 6/21/11
..... I'm SO sorry you had to read this.
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Kokochii, Zoe...
YOU GUYS ARE FREAKING CRAZY. STILL.
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Ayos mios

D :

Mis ojos

Ellos queman

Pero...

Yo reí. Yo lloré...

Yo lloré sangre

Con mis ojos.

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