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Reason why gun > Woman

Baka-God 8516 cr points Send Message: Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 7/21/11, edited 7/21/11 Discuss if it's true or not.
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	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 7/21/11 GOLF WANG > everything
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MelodieLenora 17150 cr points Send Message: 23 / F / Evergreen, Colora... Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 7/21/11 That's cute and funny and stupid all at once. I like the silencer one! I think women are better than guns, but that's me. You can't make sweet sweet love to your gun, now can ya? (Please say no.)
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uhohimdead 113632 cr points Send Message: 23 / M / in a world where... Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 7/21/11 MelodieLenora wrote: That's cute and funny and stupid all at once. I like the silencer one! I think women are better than guns, but that's me. You can't make sweet sweet love to your gun, now can ya? (Please say no.) there was a thread about a guy making love to a car... so as along as its unloaded its possible
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papagolfwhiskey 56975 cr points Send Message: 46 / M / Center of the Uni... Online	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 7/21/11, edited 7/21/11 I'd argue even loaded it's possible... once... In all seriousness. you can make an argument about any inanimate object being 'better' than other people. I've seen 'beer is better than women, and 'Carrots are better than men' on t-shirts and the like. but in all seriousness... 1) it's word play. and smartass words may sound cool, but they do not necessarily reflect reality. 2) other people may be more complicated than inanimate objects, weather it's a gun, or your motorcycle, or your imaginary version of hatsune miku. but no material possesion can remove the loneliness of a life without other people.
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KleinerSkollexxx 23100 cr points Send Message: 13 / M / boys locker room Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 7/21/11
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	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 7/21/11 What is this weak-ass shit? A man who locks himself away from women while guarding himself with guns has confidence issues.
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mystic17 130536 cr points Send Message: 24 / F / Georgia Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 7/21/11 If anyone believes that, must be drinking bleach or something.
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KleinerSkollexxx 23100 cr points Send Message: 13 / M / boys locker room Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 7/21/11 Spoiler Alert! Click to show or hide uhohimdead wrote: MelodieLenora wrote: That's cute and funny and stupid all at once. I like the silencer one! I think women are better than guns, but that's me. You can't make sweet sweet love to your gun, now can ya? (Please say no.) there was a thread about a guy making love to a car... so as along as its unloaded its possible True, true, and I bet it feels GOOOOOD. A gun can't make you a sandwich, knit you something tasteful, or do your laundry, though.
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rabbitnoodler 24400 cr points Send Message: 70 / F / Crunchyroll Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 7/21/11 xD i kind of see it before opening the thread that those reasons will come up and there are other things you can compare any gender of human being but this is good for a joke
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-yukin 7430 cr points Send Message: 15 / F / New York Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 7/21/11 I don't see how an inanimate object could even replace an intelligent animal...much less be better than. well, to each their own.
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papagolfwhiskey 56975 cr points Send Message: 46 / M / Center of the Uni... Online	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 7/21/11 Lighten up. it's obviously a joke. just like the 99 reasons a beer is better than a woman. or similar 'lists' from the woman's side.
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papagolfwhiskey 56975 cr points Send Message: 46 / M / Center of the Uni... Online	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 7/21/11 KleinerSkollexxx wrote: Spoiler Alert! Click to show or hide uhohimdead wrote: MelodieLenora wrote: That's cute and funny and stupid all at once. I like the silencer one! I think women are better than guns, but that's me. You can't make sweet sweet love to your gun, now can ya? (Please say no.) there was a thread about a guy making love to a car... so as along as its unloaded its possible True, true, and I bet it feels GOOOOOD. A gun can't make you a sandwich, knit you something tasteful, or do your laundry, though. conversely a gun doesn't try to cure your bad habits, accuse you of infidelity or perversion at every turn... etc. while we're on the subject ... how DOES one make love to a gun? Any guy that would fit down the barrel of the average pistol (9 to 11mm diameter) is... kinda lacking in the love making um... assets... already.
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KleinerSkollexxx 23100 cr points Send Message: 13 / M / boys locker room Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 7/21/11 Spoiler Alert! Click to show or hide papagolfwhiskey wrote: KleinerSkollexxx wrote: Spoiler Alert! Click to show or hide uhohimdead wrote: MelodieLenora wrote: That's cute and funny and stupid all at once. I like the silencer one! I think women are better than guns, but that's me. You can't make sweet sweet love to your gun, now can ya? (Please say no.) there was a thread about a guy making love to a car... so as along as its unloaded its possible True, true, and I bet it feels GOOOOOD. A gun can't make you a sandwich, knit you something tasteful, or do your laundry, though. conversely a gun doesn't try to cure your bad habits, accuse you of infidelity or perversion at every turn... etc. while we're on the subject ... how DOES one make love to a gun? Any guy that would fit down the barrel of the average pistol (9 to 11mm diameter) is... kinda lacking in the love making um... assets... already. Yeah, but any human regardless of gender is still, for the most part, better company and can create better results than any gun can bring. A gun can destroy, a gun can be a beauty, but for the most part, a human has more opportunities to bring any productivity in the world. To leave a large group of humans for an intimate object is something reserved to the stupid. The image is obviously just a joke- a mildly amusing one, at that. I see no discussion or why OP would even try to stir some. tl;dr OP is a faggot And to make love to a gun looks simple enough (pic related). You can also just jam it in your holes. Spoiler Alert! Click to show or hide
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papagolfwhiskey 56975 cr points Send Message: 46 / M / Center of the Uni... Online	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 7/21/11 KleinerSkollexxx wrote: Spoiler Alert! Click to show or hide papagolfwhiskey wrote: KleinerSkollexxx wrote: Spoiler Alert! Click to show or hide uhohimdead wrote: MelodieLenora wrote: That's cute and funny and stupid all at once. I like the silencer one! I think women are better than guns, but that's me. You can't make sweet sweet love to your gun, now can ya? (Please say no.) there was a thread about a guy making love to a car... so as along as its unloaded its possible True, true, and I bet it feels GOOOOOD. A gun can't make you a sandwich, knit you something tasteful, or do your laundry, though. conversely a gun doesn't try to cure your bad habits, accuse you of infidelity or perversion at every turn... etc. while we're on the subject ... how DOES one make love to a gun? Any guy that would fit down the barrel of the average pistol (9 to 11mm diameter) is... kinda lacking in the love making um... assets... already. Yeah, but any human regardless of gender is still, for the most part, better company and can create better results than any gun can bring. A gun can destroy, a gun can be a beauty, but for the most part, a human has more opportunities to bring any productivity in the world. To leave a large group of humans for an intimate object is something reserved to the stupid. The image is obviously just a joke- a mildly amusing one, at that. I see no discussion or why OP would even try to stir some. tl;dr OP is a faggot And to make love to a gun looks simple enough (pic related). You can also just jam it in your holes. Spoiler Alert! Click to show or hide Obviously you didn't read one of my earlier posts. ;] as for your pic.. well that's fine for girls but most guys want to stick it in, not be stuck. Especially the ones who would be making a sour grapes post about how terrible women are in the first place. Ergo... my question. how would he fit? and if he could fit... well he's got other problems in his love life.
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