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Reason why gun > Woman
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Posted 7/21/11 , edited 7/21/11

-yukin wrote:

I don't see how an inanimate object could even replace an intelligent animal...much less be better than.

well, to each their own.


I think most women who own a vibrator would completely disagree with this.


Half-Bliss wrote:

What is this weak-ass shit?

A man who locks himself away from women while guarding himself with guns has confidence issues.


So, what? All Texan men then?
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Posted 7/21/11

ReaperEXE

Half-Bliss wrote:

What is this weak-ass shit?

A man who locks himself away from women while guarding himself with guns has confidence issues.


So, what? All Texan men then?


LOL
Posted 7/22/11

Baka-God wrote:



Discuss if it's true or not.



You keep ur gun ;D Im leaving
Posted 7/22/11

KleinerSkollexxx wrote:



True, true, and I bet it feels GOOOOOD. A gun can't make you a sandwich, knit you something tasteful, or do your laundry, though.


Aren't you such a housewife?
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Ah...but can you have sex with it? I'd really like to see any man get a decent (and safe) blowjob from a gun.
Posted 7/22/11

Jinchengfan wrote:

Ah...but can you have sex with it? I'd really like to see any man get a decent (and safe) blowjob from a gun.




I'll upload the proof onto pornhub.
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Han_Solo wrote:


Jinchengfan wrote:

Ah...but can you have sex with it? I'd really like to see any man get a decent (and safe) blowjob from a gun.




I'll upload the proof onto pornhub.


NO. I really DO NOT want to see THAT! But thanks for offering....
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Posted 7/22/11
I cock my gun ever so gently.
Posted 7/22/11
LOL. 10 made me laugh,
you know not all girls are complainers, some know how to shut up (:
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I hate to admit I love doing all those things ;_;

I made my own blue scarf....it ain't even hot here but I had a blast makin' it...
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Bottom line; any inanimate object could do things like "be quiet" and "never leave you", but humans are still much more interesting.

May be boys should just cover their guns in oil and frot, and inserting can be left for girls. I dunno how much guys would like frotting though, everyone's different.
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Posted 7/22/11

KleinerSkollexxx wrote:



Bottom line; any inanimate object could do things like "be quiet" and "never leave you", but humans are still much more interesting.

May be boys should just cover their guns in oil and frot, and inserting can be left for girls. I dunno how much guys would like frotting though, everyone's different.


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We are in complete agreement, that's exactly my point in my one serious post back around page 1. All my other posts have been attempts to run with the joke and turn it on it's ear, or to contradict/calm down those who take offense at the stupid initial op. It's a stupid joke. lighten up.

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Go with it; I want to see if this could bring in some flame ways. I can't let this lock just yet.
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Posted 7/22/11
Guy: "Let me just stick my ____ into the gun......"


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Posted 7/22/11
Geez, people nowadays dun even know how to appreciate my aweszumness, except for Ice Cube.

I disappoint. : <
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