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Reason why gun > Woman
Posted 7/22/11
Here buddy, I was the one laughing out loud as I read that.
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Posted 7/22/11
... guns only go off when you want them to...well i gotta run now.
Posted 7/25/11
LOL. i have to admit thats funny
Posted 7/30/11
Don't forget you can custom it. Women become pre-made, so another benefit is you can outfit your handgun with whatever assets you like.

..... Would adding a scope make my handgun an eyepatchy? Or a meganekko? Hmmm....
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Posted 7/30/11
The fuck is this bullshit?

NO.

Lotion and Kleenex > women, and men, of course.

Lotion and Kleenex are up for a good time. Lotion and Kleenex do not get jealous when you pay more attention to your monkey because they are only there to be used.

Admit it, you pricks. You all want to be in an orgy.
Posted 9/19/12
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Posted 9/19/12

KleinerSkollexxx wrote:



True, true, and I bet it feels GOOOOOD. A gun can't make you a sandwich, knit you something tasteful, or do your laundry, though.


Ahhh but a gun CAN make someone else make you a sandwich, knit you something tasteful, or do your laundry.
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Posted 9/19/12
Intimacy over....firepower...any day...
Unless theirs a zombie apocalypse type scenario...
Besides, a gun can't make a good sandwich while you're too busy gaming...
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Posted 9/20/12 , edited 9/20/12
girl that knows how to use and take apart and clean guns > all....especially if she also knows how to drive stick
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Posted 9/20/12
lol i would choose a woman over a gun any day of the week. heck i think i would be more afraid of a woman pointing at me than having a gun pointed at me.
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