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Creepiest thing anyone has ever said
Posted 7/27/11
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aR7OUkv5Txg

SNL Scared Straight Keenan Thompson and Zack Galifinakis.
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Posted 7/27/11
"This is the way I'm going to look the devil in the eyes before i kill him"
As hes stares me down with a look like i might have killed his puppy or other small adorable creature of his.Never seen the guy before, i kept my composure and told him that was some hardcore ass shit he just said,
He says you know what man,i kinda like you man I'm not gonna kill you after all.This crazy ass mofo proceeds to buy me a beer (wtf) and is off on his way.
Posted 7/27/11
I read a comment on one site that said he/she wanted Taylor Launter's .... up their butt.
Posted 7/27/11


1alphadog1 wrote:

"This is the way I'm going to look the devil in the eyes before i kill him"
As hes stares me down with a look like i might have killed his puppy or other small adorable creature of his.Never seen the guy before, i kept my composure and told him that was some hardcore ass shit he just said,
He says you know what man,i kinda like you man I'm not gonna kill you after all.This crazy ass mofo proceeds to buy me a beer (wtf) and is off on his way.
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lol wrf? what did he look like?
Posted 7/27/11

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I read a comment on one site that said he/she wanted Taylor Launter's .... up their butt.


the awkward moment when you realize if taylor swift and taylor launter would get marrie dthey would both be taylor launter.

hahahaha. sorry had to do it
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Posted 7/27/11 , edited 7/27/11
I was working at 7-11 at the time in a really bad neighborhood on the graveyard shift and this guy was about 6 foot something (taller than me but im only 5 foot 8) 200 plus pound black guy with tattoos on his face and no shirt on. I got robbed once when i was there but this was way more f!@#ed up.
Posted 7/27/11
lol he just scared you bc of how he looked?
Posted 7/27/11
Doctor - Take you pants down
*Takes trousers down*
Doctor - And your boxers
... (WTF? I just came in here because I have a fever!!) *Takes boxers down*
Doctor - Touch your pen***
... ... .. .. . .. . . .. . !!!!!!!! *Touches ...*
Doctor - Does it hurt?
Me - No -.-

WHAT THE HECK!!! Seriously, I think I got taken advantage of.
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seriously??? .______________. god. -.- damn doctor
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Posted 7/27/11
No it wasn't so much what he looked like, but the crazy ass look in his bloodshot red eyes and when he slammed his fists violently on the counter two to three inches from my face. most of my customers looked similar i actually had a guy catch another guy shoplifting at my store and take him outside and beat the shit out of him.He said and i quote "you don't fuck with my hood store mother fucker" came back in and continue shopping and thanked me for being here.
Posted 7/27/11

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Meh. Doesn't matter. Next time I get really ill i'll take it like a man and get over it with will power! Yeah!
Then I don't have to go to the bloody doctors.
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Meh. Doesn't matter. Next time I get really ill i'll take it like a man and get over it with will power! Yeah!
Then I don't have to go to the bloody doctors.


noo, i say u go with that doctor and kick his ass

.. wow its like.. the first i use that expression
Posted 7/27/11

akira_akiyama wrote:


Meh. Doesn't matter. Next time I get really ill i'll take it like a man and get over it with will power! Yeah!
Then I don't have to go to the bloody doctors.


noo, i say u go with that doctor and kick his ass

.. wow its like.. the first i use that expression


xD Well it was 2 years ago. Don't even know if he's still there but I wouldn't mind kicking his ass. Strangely i'm the type of person who likes to fight but doesn't
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Posted 7/27/11
I can't really think of anything creepy anyone has said to me, besides on online games where my friends just joke around with a sick sense of humor, but I clearly remember something creepy i randomly blurted out to some girl in my government class. She was damn hot, and she and her friend were talking about a cake because it was her birthday, then I butted in the conversation because I was a friend of her friends and soon we changed the subject to my birthday cake cause it was in a month at that time, one thing led to another and I ended up blurting out that she should jump out of my cake. when everybody else in the class heard it....I was like 0_0 and she was like 0_0, and everybody else was just laughing.

And in the end, she's my girlfriend today xD Who knew spontaneous stupidity would get you a hot girl, I should try that more often than just asking them out =\
Posted 7/27/11
I remember my acquaintance in HS were he said "Soon this would be plump with my seed" then he proceeds in rubbing the belly of one of his girl friends
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