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Creepiest thing anyone has ever said
Posted 8/28/11
'im gonna eat your children' by mike tyson.
Posted 8/28/11
Disgusting middle-aged man: I am going to have the best wank tonight *eyes me up and down*

Me: A wank is probably the best you can have anyway *walks away*






Posted 8/28/11
Unknown person on my phone texting me.
Weirdo - Hey. Can you meet me? I know it's really early in the morning but if you can, i'll be outside.
Me - ... What? Uhh. Ok, but why? (I don't know why I didn't text "Who are you?")
Weirdo - Ok. I'll be waiting outside if you come.
Me - What time?
Weirdo - 03:50 is that alright?
Me - I'll try

It turns out to be one of my guy friends having love problems... ¬.¬ He wanted my help. But 03:50 in the morning?!?! I was locked outside my house already in my school uniform so we talked and waited till school started.. THAT ASS HOLE! Last time i'm giving him advice. Fell asleep in class..
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Posted 8/28/11
I can't really say it was what someone "Said" to me but happened to me. Me and my friends were cracking up laughing after it though.

Well we were walking down the street to Walgreens and well there was this... homeless chick waiting at the light. Our light changed first and we started walking by her, she spun herself around and pointed her fingers at me like a gun and when "Pshew" (Idk wtf to make the sound like... you get what i'm trying to say) and I kinda just looked at her with a WTF? kinda look. We kept walking and when we got across the street we all started laughing.
Posted 8/28/11
Drunk guy: I'll give you a mangina...

Me: -__- good to knyuu *thumbs up*

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Posted 8/28/11
it was from a guy at my school named Jack. He said "You smell nice. Want to date?"
I overflowed with embarrassment because my boyfriend was next to me >////////<
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Posted 8/28/11
I was at the doctors getting a check-up and the doctor, and when checking my lower regions he said, "You have a nice penis." Oh and did I mention he looked like an old creepy pedophile!? Nerd glasses and all...
Posted 8/28/11

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I was at school and some dude in my class said
"you look yummy" to me. LOL. no seriously.


LOL WTF xDD
Posted 8/28/11

ItachiXD wrote:

I was at the doctors getting a check-up and the doctor, and when checking my lower regions he said, "You have a nice penis." Oh and did I mention he looked like an old creepy pedophile!? Nerd glasses and all... :P


WTFFF O_O What did you say?? XDD
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Posted 8/28/11
a girl i knew rather well, she was a friend of a friend... said "hey lets have sex" i assume it was a prank by some of my friends in Highschool since they knew i was pretty down because i was moving to N.Y again... But,... well,.... yeah, thats the creepiest thing i have ever heard.
Posted 8/28/11

ItachiXD wrote:

I was at the doctors getting a check-up and the doctor, and when checking my lower regions he said, "You have a nice penis." Oh and did I mention he looked like an old creepy pedophile!? Nerd glasses and all... :P


rofl what the fuuuuuuck XD
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Posted 8/29/11
Someone called on my phone late at night and when I answered,it was a woman I didn't know.I asked who she was but she replied in an angry tone"Asking 'who is this', huh?" then proceeded to talk fast in a language I'm not familiar with.

I told her she might have gotten the wrong number and then she said "I see." then she hung up.

O___________o
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Posted 8/29/11
The creepiest thing anyone can do and say is not understanding who the person, they will converse with, is and attempt to disregard the person's opinions over their own. The extreme point after that is criminal intent.
Posted 9/4/11 , edited 9/4/11
When I was about 7-9 years old I remember this guy showing me his massive cock and asking me for my opinion. I don't remember what he said, but back then I didn't even know what the fuck a boner was.

If that was irl trolling it was a pretty good one LOL
Posted 9/4/11
i wont bum sex with you
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