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"You look like you're ready to go home, (sexual head stroke)"
from my male friend to me...
Wasn't sure how to take that at all...
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Send Message: 27 / M / New York City
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Bashment wrote:
This Hispanic lady offered to give me a BJ for what money I had...I was in 10 grade and still new to america at the time i think almost had a heart attack when she said that lol
had to quote myself from a yr ago wahahaha....If I can remember exactly "I'll give you head for $1." that shit was so random she just popped out of no where
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Used to be friend - I masturbate to you
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At my college orientation, when I was walking back toward the dorms with two other people, a really big black guy wearing nothing but a speedo walked up to us and said "Y'know, I'm still a virgin. Can you fucking believe it?"
Everyone basically said "OK..." and continued walking, but the guy just followed and kept on asking if we could believe it.
I still don't know exactly what his intentions were, but it was definitely weird.
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Reptic wrote:
At my college orientation, when I was walking back toward the dorms with two other people, a really big black guy wearing nothing but a speedo walked up to us and said "Y'know, I'm still a virgin. Can you fucking believe it?"
Everyone basically said "OK..." and continued walking, but the guy just followed and kept on asking if we could believe it.
I still don't know exactly what his intentions were, but it was definitely weird.
can you get me his number? XDXD
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'Can I touch you?'
'I want to tie you up, take you home, make you scream and do bad things to you.'
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9044 cr points
Send Message: 26 / M / Gotham City
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It takes a lot to creep me out. I can't even remember the last time I felt creeped out lol.
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49287 cr points
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Had a gay friend tell me he wanted to taste my insides. It's more funny than creepy, but that's all I have.
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23384 cr points
Send Message: 20 / In my own little...
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I 'unno usually if it's creepy I just take it as a joke and move on.
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Send Message: 27 / M / New York City
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"You smell nice, want to come with me to get pizza?" ..just...what..
Normally it takes a lot for me to get creeped out but this takes the cake.
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"No big brother, daddy will find out!" - an ex during intercourse
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Send Message: 22 / M / only kami neko knows
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I tapped a girl on her shoulder and she started laughing. When I asked her why she said
I'm laughing because I'm nervous since you didn't touch me in a long time
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Send Message: 26 / M / Gotham City
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karmacide wrote:
"No big brother, daddy will find out!" - an ex during intercourse
Lolwut?
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Talking to her brother after that was awkward.
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2855 cr points
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karmacide wrote:
"No big brother, daddy will find out!" - an ex during intercourse
sounds like... anime talk
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