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Killing is fun... *Smile*
Posted 12/27/11 , edited 12/27/11
Thus my zombie pet shall be fed.

Gonna print 1 thousand pages filled with this smiley , but it on water for a few days. Create a disposable fire gun with the recycled paper, and use gunpowder from fireworks and a metal sphere found in any garage to shoot between your eyes.

This actually sounds doable. Must try.
Posted 12/31/11
Thanks for the directions ^^ *kills person below me using that even if i'm dead..?*
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Posted 1/1/12
im alive!!!! -kills the person below me by knocking him or her out cold n then drowning him or her in boiling hot fudge in a factory sumwhere.- at least im giving u a tasty death... ;]
Posted 1/1/12
I'll give you the thumbs up sign, like that Terminator scene

I'll get Godzilla to plow your ass
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Posted 1/1/12
ahha..
stick a baby zebra fetus into you
let it grow up to and adult
then your body wont be able to fit it
inside you anymore so you explode
then the zebra eats your remains
then poops them out as a rainbow poop
then bunny come along and eat ur rainbow poopiesness ( since rabbits eat crap)

and no one will ever notice you were missing ..
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Posted 6/1/12
*brings out Death Note *
Posted 6/1/12
I'll live for you, you die for me.
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Posted 6/1/12
Ties her up on a stick, slaps her a few times, then puts her up on a toasty fire, "We're having human tonight!"
Posted 6/1/12
^ Was kinky until the end part.

Chipper-shredder works too fast... How about using epoxy to bind the body to the floor, then continuously running a gas-powered tiller over him?
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Posted 6/2/12 , edited 6/2/12
Found an old comment of mine....fits perfectly.
I'll capture her cause I want to make her and her family suffer. Then I'll watch as they desperately try to find her. I love seeing people in this desperate state of sorrow and hate. Then I'll give them hints, while I'll make the captured talk to them for a few seconds for my entertainment and her sorrow. In the end I'll murder her, give her parents a final hint for find her, and then I'll find a new "friend"
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Posted 6/2/12
Stab with a spoon.
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Posted 6/2/12

Tshui_Kiaki_Len_Viruz wrote:

Stab with a spoon.


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Posted 6/2/12
^ that looks like hammering

Gouge eyes out with fork.
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Posted 6/2/12
I will hug you to death
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Posted 6/3/12
Wow.. You're strong.

Submission hold: Ankle lock.
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