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Escape!
Posted 7/31/11
Escape!

So in this game you have to escape/get away from the person above you in any way you can given the situation.
You will post two things..
- How you escape. It could be anything! Weird/Cool/Stupid/Boring/Strategical it's your choice. Just be imaginative.
- The situation it is and (optional) why the person below you should escape.

For example..
Person 1/ Me - Holy crap! I just found porn under your bed! I'm telling your mom.
Person 2 - I smack you across the face with a hammer, grab the porn because I borrowed it from Robin and run to Batman's cave to finish my porn.
You are sitting next to a dead person.
Person 3 - I go partying with the dead body and poke it. Then I leave it.
You see your Grandma naked and she goes in for a hug!

That's it! It's easy right? Hope it is

Situation - You see your Grandma naked and she goes in for a hug even though she knows she's naked. Everyone is standing around you and watching.. LOL!


Posted 7/31/11 , edited 7/31/11
simply walk her to the bathroom to put her clothes back on , then go back to everyone and say "Ohhh you know old people." , and laugh it off.

you see your stalker ex coming towards you ...
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F / Crunchyroll
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Posted 7/31/11
ill make batman my bf to protect me

you got caught cheating on an exam
Posted 7/31/11
imma grab my gun then shoot everyone in the class then flee to india lmao


you wake up then suddenly realize that you are locked in a bathroom and Jigsaw wanna play a game with you
Posted 7/31/11
play candyland with him and win [ good at that game ] , then kick him in the balls & escape

a turtle wants to eat you
Posted 7/31/11
Well fuck you Mr Turtle, unlike your land brethren you have no legs >=P

Ozzy Osbourne thinks you're a bat....
Posted 7/31/11
I'll tell him I'm a rocket ship .

Got caught stealing ... candy from children .
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18 / M / the closet 5ever
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Posted 8/1/11
tell da kids to eatraw fish instead then run off yellin like a madman

get caught robbin a bank to pay for ur phone bill before parents see it
Posted 8/1/11 , edited 8/1/11
I lost my virginity!! (Oh crap now i'm in more trouble) *Calls Batman* That's right! I've been calling Batman all this time, now take me away Batman. * Disappears*

You're in a public toilet and there's no tissue paper. You have diarrhoea and a policeman is knocking on the door because he wants to use it.



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17 / M / boys locker room
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Posted 8/1/11 , edited 8/1/11
I lol'd. Walk around with a shitty asshole and say "haters gonna hate". I'm also going to leave it dirty because that cop is too pushy.


You, Shizu-chan, and Izaya are smoking some fine weed in your room(how you got such fine weed and some bishounen in your room is irrelevant). Izaya takes a hit of cocaine and tells you how CHRONIC this is making him feel. There's a knock on the door. The police are demanding you open, and they got a search warrent, so they can break in if they want to anyways (why they're being so polite is irrelevant). Shizu-chan is absolutely fucked up and giggling like the weed-noob he is, and Izaya is tripping like balls warmed over. You, however, want some White Castle hamburgers, and the window's open, and you've got some cash in your wallet. The police are going to break down that door in exactly thirty seconds, which isn't enough time to pull Shizu-chan and Izaya out, let alone drag them to White Castle, but you if you don't help them, they will break out of prison (obviously) and fuck you up. If you all get arrested together, however, Izaya and Shizu-chan will still break out, but without you, leaving you to be anally raped by desperate, hairy men or ladies of you are a lady. What do?
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26 / F / United States
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Posted 8/1/11 , edited 8/1/11
Order Shizu-chan and Izaya to strip down naked and follow suit. I tackle them both so that when the police walk in, we are all in one big ol' sweaty, fleshy heap. At this point, I claim the passion over took us all and that the instinct to make the sex as good as effing possible made us do the drugs. The police will understand. After all, they were blinded my Shizu-chan's fine ass the moment they walked in and never really heard a word I said.

I just caught you cheating on your girl/boyfriend with his/her father. What do you do?
Posted 8/1/11
eeeew it better be Johnny Depp! LOL umm....in that case I'd keep fucking him.

Zombie Bruce Lee. GO!
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Posted 8/1/11 , edited 8/1/11
Chuck Norris flies down from the sky and beats Bruce Lee's undead ass back to the grave. Afterward, Chuck Norris kills me. I escape by dying.

Totoro rolls into your bathroom through the window while you're still bathing.
Posted 8/1/11
Me - You got any holes?
Totoro - No..?
Me - THEN GTFO!!
Totoro - Sad face
*Calls Batman*
Me - Take me awaaaaaay!
(What's up with me and Batman? LOL!)

You are naked and your hands and legs are strapped to the floor... You are in a cage with a horny gorilla. Have fun getting out of this one.
Posted 8/1/11
Unstrap myself and kick that gorillaz ass!! Planet of the DEAD Ape

You are stuck in a lift with the person you hate most.
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