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Posted 8/2/11 , edited 8/2/11
Spoiler Alert!

Ok, the Idea just popped into my head while I was watching Family Guy, the episode "Stewie Loves Lois". Peter just had a Prostate Exam, and he was mortified by it.

So what do you think about it? A doctor sticking his finger up your "you know what".

i don't think it's pleasant, my hand is shaking from thinking about it while typing this. I have never had one before and not planning on getting one either.

Have any of you guys had a Prostate Exam before? Does it feel good? OH GOD FUDGE, I can't believe I asked that.j

EDIT: I'm sorry if I brought up the idea, and if it left you a negative impression, I sincerely sorry for it. I apologize if it ruined you day.
Posted 8/3/11
Ha ha ha! I would only have it done by some hot ass girl.
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Vega66 wrote:

Ha ha ha! I would only have it done by some hot ass girl.


Hmmm, I've never thought it like that, but even if it's a hot ass girl, It would still feel weird.
Posted 8/3/11 , edited 8/3/11
Well if your not getting a prostate then you better hope that you don't have prostate cancer in you life ever..... N do you heard of prostate stimulation? it's a sexual practice tht increase the pleasure and health of a male...Just man up, pull down ur pants, bend down, and ask ur doctor to be gentle xD lol jk ... But in all seriousness it's not like the doctor will also pull his pants down and rape you (could happen), just look for the hottest female doctor to give you the prostate exam

That spoiler alert btw is useless
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LOL Yeah I watched that episode of Family Guy too! I loved peter's expression xD LOL

But seriously, I don't want a doctor to stick his hands up my ass. O__e THAT WOULD BE SO AWKWARD. Yeah, I know everyone SHOULD get one...but yeah I agree with Vega66. IF IT WAS A HOT GIRL....then maybe >.> Lol xD
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well, every man should get one at least once in their lifetime but more towards when they get around their 40's and older. unless you yourself are a certified doctor then you could do it yourself. me maybe one day if I have some concern about why I'm going to the bathroom so often, just be glad that it isn't going to be more than one finger.
Posted 8/3/11
Physicals are optimal for keeping your body in shape. Why feel embarrassed over it? If you don't get physicals, you'll be going into the red zone-- completely blind as to your own body. Rather neglectful if I say so myself.

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Posted 8/3/11
Someone was just recently watching Family Guy (:
I was just watching that tooo (:
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Posted 8/3/11 , edited 8/11/11
I don't really understand what the doctors are looking for when they do a prostate exam. Like do they check it and if you're fine then your fine? or are they going to do something even though you're perfectly healthy and prostate cancer free?

I mean, I don't think prostate exams are that important and life threatening. My great grandfather never had one in his entire life and he's perfectly fine even to today in his 90s.


TheModernDayZombie wrote:

Well if your not getting a prostate then you better hope that you don't have prostate cancer in you life ever..... N do you heard of prostate stimulation? it's a sexual practice tht increase the pleasure and health of a male...Just man up, pull down ur pants, bend down, and ask ur doctor to be gentle xD lol jk ... But in all seriousness it's not like the doctor will also pull his pants down and rape you (could happen), just look for the hottest female doctor to give you the prostate exam

That spoiler alert btw is useless


I don't quite get what you mean by the spoiler is useless, I put it there because it has Family Guy spoiler.

But other sides over, reading your comment makes me even more terrified of getting one.
Posted 8/3/11
I would've been scarred and went mental on him. I'm serious. That never did look "normal", or what Lois said.....
Posted 8/3/11

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TheModernDayZombie wrote:

Well if your not getting a prostate then you better hope that you don't have prostate cancer in you life ever..... N do you heard of prostate stimulation? it's a sexual practice tht increase the pleasure and health of a male...Just man up, pull down ur pants, bend down, and ask ur doctor to be gentle xD lol jk ... But in all seriousness it's not like the doctor will also pull his pants down and rape you (could happen), just look for the hottest female doctor to give you the prostate exam

That spoiler alert btw is useless


I don't quite get what you mean by the spoiler is useless, I put it there because it has Family Guy spoiler.

But other sides over, reading your comment makes me even more terrified of getting one.


Well if I want to spoiler alert something I would either add tht to the forum title or at hide under the spoiler alert thing, but tht's just me... Well anywho glad I can help ya mwahaha xD
Posted 8/3/11 , edited 8/3/11

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i don't think it's pleasant, my hand is shaking from thinking about it while typing this. I have never had one before and not planning on getting one either.



It's not that bad to be honest.

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Posted 8/3/11
"It's a valid medical procedure." As said by Lois in the episode.

Honestly I don't see an issue with it. I don't see how having someone stick a finger up your ass as being that disturbing for a guy. Maybe I'm an exception to something, but it really isn't that odd.
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Posted 8/3/11 , edited 8/3/11
To tell you the truth, I just spent the last 2 hours studying about Prostate Cancer and in my opinion it's not that big of a deal if you DON'T get a prostate exam.

From what I've read, you don't die "of" prostate cancer, you die "with" it.

I don't think you will die if you don't get a prostate exam. Now that I learned a little bit about prostate cancer, I can bet you that I WILL NEVER EVER get a prostate exam.

YOU WILL NEVER STICK YOUR DIRTY FINGER UP MY THING BETCHES. Haha, the jokes on you.

With that said, I wish you all good luck.
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Posted 8/3/11

iLoveBoobies wrote:

To tell you the truth, I just spent the last 2 hours studying about Prostate Cancer and in my opinion it's not that big of a deal if you DON'T get a prostate exam.

From what I've read, you don't die "of" prostate cancer, you die "with" it.

I don't think you will die if you don't get a prostate exam. Now that I learned a little bit about prostate cancer, I can bet you that I WILL NEVER EVER get a prostate exam.

YOU WILL NEVER STICK YOUR DIRTY FINGER UP MY THING BETCHES. Haha, the jokes on you.

With that said, I wish you all good luck.


Why is the idea of getting a prostate exam that revolting?
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