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Use your best 'pick up line' to 'pick up' the person below you ;)
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Posted 12/6/11
What can I say...I'm easy lol

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry. I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
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Posted 12/6/11
LOL. no.

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock
Posted 12/6/11
I know you can.

You're boring me here. Vice versa, I bet?
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Posted 12/7/11
....I'd hit it


There's a sheep doing roofing over at my house. Why don't you come over later. We can put on some Zepplin and eat cheddar cheese.
Posted 12/7/11
Oh boy, sheep on a shingle, my faves! <3


You are my beacon; the light of my life and the fire in my very core, and no matter where I am, my heart's compass will always point to you.
Posted 12/7/11
I've never really been really phased by poetic lines but I'd probably take it.

In this cold wintry season, my body shudders in the cold - I desire a warmth, a feeling that escapes my hearts each second I am alive. I am weak willed and my heart is easily chilled by the penetrating air but the fire within your eyes has ignited a dormant feeling within my chest. Perhaps you're the one to warm me up after the cold world has shunned me away.

This seems more cheesy after I've read and typed it out.
Posted 12/9/11
take meeeeeeeeeee rofl


hey babe, just brought a truck to pick up your fat arse
Posted 12/9/11
LOL Are you sure you didn't flatten it when you brought it here?

Dude, you're so sly.
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Posted 12/11/11
don't be stating the obvious foo'

I ain't no hipster, but girl I can make your hips stir. (;
Posted 12/11/11
I am not a girl.

Hey you there, I hate your guts, but then I like your face to an extent where I would rather die.
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Posted 12/11/11
Great.

If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you.
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Posted 12/11/11
lolno.

plumbers are red, hedgehogs are blue, Press start to join, and be my player 2 <3
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Posted 12/11/11
That was nice. I give you props for that.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
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Posted 12/11/11
lol sold.

Are you a parking ticket? Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.
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Posted 12/11/11 , edited 12/11/11
Pfft lesbian.. I will only take that as a compliment.
I have.... a free ticket to Nickelback's concert. Would you like to go out with me?
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