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Posted 12/11/11
Sure.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you are the only ten I see.
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Posted 12/11/11
Tennesseeans.

Good thing I have my library card. Do you mind if I check you out?
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Posted 12/11/11
oh so smoothhhhhhhhhhh


Is it hot in here? Oh, wait it's you
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Posted 12/11/11
Of course.

You can fall out of a building; you can fall off a plane; you can even fall off a tree. But the best way to fall is to fall for me.
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Posted 12/11/11
bow chicka wow wow.

Is your dad a baker? Cause you've got nice buns!
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Posted 12/11/11
As a matter of fact, he wasn't.

Are you from outer space? Because your ass is outta' this world.
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Posted 12/11/11
I'm not.

Did you fart ? Cause you blew me away!
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Posted 12/11/11
LOL

I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U...
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Posted 12/11/11
x)

Are you a thief? Cause you just stole my heart.
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Posted 12/11/11
Do you want it back? I was going for that ring on your finger, but I missed.

My life without you is like a broken pencil. Pointless.
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Posted 12/11/11
than i guess your life shall forever be pointless

Quick, I need 50 cents! My mother asked me to call her when I fell in love.
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Posted 12/11/11 , edited 12/11/11
sURE.. just be sure to pay me back with your love.. :P

wanna ride? come see me at my room...
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Posted 12/11/11
What.

You've been a bad boy/girl. Go to my room.
Posted 12/11/11
No.

Hey, baby. Do you want to make some babies?
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Posted 12/11/11
Sure. If you carry them for the next 9 months.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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