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Sexy Talk.....
Posted 8/11/11
...flatten out that box.....make you a nice place to lay your naked maleness upon...

Then we flip the pence to see if it's 'heads' or 'tails'......
umm

Satin sheets 'n Duct Tape
Posted 8/11/11
I'll wrap ya with the tape rendering ya useless, lay the sheet on the floor and do my body pillow there

Movie and sofa.
Posted 8/11/11
lemme guess...the movie must be....The 40 year old virgin....one of your favorites??

drop the sofa on your head....body pillow and all...

Cattle Prod and peanut butter..

hmph!
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Posted 8/11/11
Stick the cattle prod in your Vagina, being careful not to turn it on. Smother the peanut butter on your breasts and suck it off.

Pepsi and a toothpick
Posted 8/11/11 , edited 8/11/11
Have you go take a shower when you leave my rigged toothpicks will fall from the ceiling and onto the floor causing you to trip then in my infinite wisdom i'll pour soda all over you and You'll have to go take another shower the catch is i'll be joining this time around..... That was elaborate.. .

Diamonds and Pearls...
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Posted 8/11/11
I am going to buy you all the goddamn diamonds and pearls you want baby. Do guys think that's sexy? I dunno if they can be as materialistic as some girls...

Shizu-chan and Izaya
Posted 8/11/11
Thnx for giving me two guys that are probably be going to gouge each others eyes out
well since u sick ppl love s&m
im just gonna let them at each other

I present thee with toilet tissue and a hammer ;O
Posted 8/11/11
Cover naked body with tissues and hammer away at the genitals.

Saw and gasoline.
Posted 8/11/11
wtf...... covers you in gasoline and sticks saw up ur ass

you, take this stick and stone and do something, ---idk NORMAL
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Posted 8/11/11
I will love mein Herr Stick. I will marry, protect, and devote my life to him. We will have children, send them to school, and fit in. Pretty normal, eh? Pretty sexy too.

Shizu-chan and a lot of cheap coke
Posted 8/11/11
you forgot the rock dumbass, *throws it at ur head* oh well

ill have him drink the coke since ur so obsessed with him ull probably orgasm from it

kleinerskollexxx and ravingdragon

do it. i dare you.
Posted 8/11/11 , edited 8/11/11
They have sex and that's it.

Beer bottle and a bong.
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Posted 8/11/11
J-j-j-jam them in!

Your ponos and my vagooo.
Posted 8/31/11
My ponos will work your vagoo all night

Rope and peanut butter
Posted 9/1/11
I'll lasso your ankle and tie you up from your feet. I put peanut butter on your genitals. Now I let loose the peanut butter loving zombie who doesn't like to bite.

A cup and olive oil.
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