Most weirdest, obscure thing that has ever happened to you?
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Posted 8/13/11
Mine was when I was in my room, and it was at 2am. I was sleeping, of course, but suddenly I heard a clicking sound. It was a summer night, too. Like someone playing with those clickers they used to train dogs, you know? And I woke up by the sound of the clicking. I was thinking where the hell it came from, then suddenly, the little butterednipple (It's not what the bug was called.) jumped on my chest and clicked on me. I put it on the bed, hoping it won't leave, and grabbed a light source and shined light on it. It was a click beetle. I was like, "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS NONSENSE WHAT ARE YOU WHY ARE YOU HERE." I threw it so far from my room. So far. I go back to bed, thinking it won't come again. I go back to bed, and I hear the clicking come back from the bug. By this point, I'm worried. Then the little butterednipple appeared on my bed, again! What a quick little thing. I got real tired, so I was like, "fuck this shit," and noticed there was a cup of old tea in my room. I put the little click beetle in my cup of tea, made sure it drowned. I made the tea bag hit it so many times. I waited for it to stop moving. When it did, I was sure it was dead. I go back to bed with no worries, then "click, click, click," I heard once more. I turned on the lights, and saw the beetle in the tea drink. It was still dead.

I swear, there wasn't ANYMORE click beetles. Because I looked. It was a ghost. ;A;

If that story was tl;dr, how about this?

I went to cook rice in the microwave because it was leftovers and still good. I put it in for about, 1-2 mins. Nothing big or anything. When it came out, the rice went, "weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee."

What's your story? :'D
Posted 8/13/11
Hypnagogia. It will scare the holy, living fuck out of you.
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My 5$ can magically turn into 50$, enough said.
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Posted 8/13/11
Definitely was tl;dr. I was feeling lazy. (Don't judge me) but your second story made me giggle a little.

Can an event be obscure?

The weirdest thing? Too many stories. But I'll start with saying sleep paralysis hallucinations.
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Posted 8/13/11
I was at the JFK Airport in New York waiting for my grandparents. Other Asians have been staring at me since I got there, I look around for the first time - I'm surrounded by White people. Nothing out of the ordinary.

And then...

I look around again, and there are Asians standing in a circle around me.

This elderly Asian man who has been staring at me walks up to me and starts spewing Chinese to me. I, being only 25% Chinese had no idea what he was saying, so I waited for him to finish, smiled, and then told him I didn't speak Chinese.

Welcome to New York. Plenty of friendly people there.

Posted 8/13/11


... ... HAHAHA! xD That was great!

When I was 13 years old a 16 year old girl started to flirt with me.. I mean she was literally flashing her body bits at me, stroking her hair and asking me questions. Dude! O_O Talk about girl peadophiles.

P.S I've got to be honest! I did enjoy it xP She was very pretty! *Dribbles*





Posted 8/20/11
I watched my friend get beat up by a female bouncer it was Halloween and he went up to her and grabbed her face and said "Omg that is a cool costume, you even have boobs!" and started stretching her face n shit and grabbing her boobs. She was beastly! Next thing, he's on the floor in a headlock screaming "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I thought you were a man!"

She fucked him up -__- had bruises on his neck from being pro-wrestled to the ground by the neck and a black eye from her elbow when she threw him out of the club.

Everyone in my University knows that story now.
Posted 8/20/11

Having a claustrophobic dream and end up waking up in a room
that is not my bed while standing up and being scolded by my father.
Posted 8/20/11
I legit had a stalker....

U kno, like that chick Mika Harima from durarara....

She drives by my house, beeps and leaves...

When I'm at the bar, somehow she knows and goes to the same one...

II got drunk one time and my friend aked her if she could take me home...

She took Me to her house...I woke up there, freaked out and left.
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Posted 8/20/11
Okay! So I was walking down the street to someone's house and there was this old guy with VERY white teeth just smiling on the other side. I am 5'1 so therefore I am short, I am also cute(not hot, beautiful, or sexy just cute in my opinion) and I had my hair in a ponytail. So as I begin to cross the street the guy on the other side starts crossing my way and I am ALWAYS messed with for some reason such as flirting and people just wanting to talk and give me things. So anyway, the guy starts going "hey...hey hey" and I start walking faster because this is weird. He keeps getting louder and louder(it is 9am in the morning) so I finally turn around and go "WHAT?!" and he puts his finger to his lips and goes "shhhhh..." and I turn around and walk faster. He then starts saying, "Hey I just got my paycheck in! I can buy you dinner and some toys." - Note: This guy thinks I am a child. So therefore I proceed to completely ignore him while I get to the house, turn around, lock the door, and go "WTF?!"

It was weird.....he had such white teeth...
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Posted 8/20/11

Reigasega wrote:

Okay! So I was walking down the street to someone's house and there was this old guy with VERY white teeth just smiling on the other side. I am 5'1 so therefore I am short, I am also cute(not hot, beautiful, or sexy just cute in my opinion) and I had my hair in a ponytail. So as I begin to cross the street the guy on the other side starts crossing my way and I am ALWAYS messed with for some reason such as flirting and people just wanting to talk and give me things. So anyway, the guy starts going "hey...hey hey" and I start walking faster because this is weird. He keeps getting louder and louder(it is 9am in the morning) so I finally turn around and go "WHAT?!" and he puts his finger to his lips and goes "shhhhh..." and I turn around and walk faster. He then starts saying, "Hey I just got my paycheck in! I can buy you dinner and some toys." - Note: This guy thinks I am a child. So therefore I proceed to completely ignore him while I get to the house, turn around, lock the door, and go "WTF?!"

It was weird.....he had such white teeth...


I lol'd. That sounds like my uncle.
Posted 9/3/11
my froggy night light floated >.<

it puts a green light in my room and I loved it but after that I was like GTFO
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Posted 9/3/11
I was looking in the mirror and I noticed that my eyes took a while to adjust to the light as I moved away from the mirror. The light would become slightly dim and brighter then slightly dim again. This constantly happened as I moved closer and farther from the mirror. I saw that there was something wrong with my eyes, and thought maybe it was resulted from picking at my eyes too much. I got scared because I knew my eye sight was already bad enough and that something terrible might be happening to them.


Then suddenly everything went dark, I went blind............................actually the light bulb went off. Boy did I feel stupid


MelodieLenora wrote:
But I'll start with saying sleep paralysis hallucinations.
I have that too sometimes, it freaks me out when I try to move but can't....
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