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How would you kidnap the person above you?
Posted 8/19/11
What are you going to do?

Persuade her that I love her. That way she will trust me. I will then take advantage of that trust and have her come over to my house. Then I would lock her in my room until I'm done with her.
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F / HAIRY DYKER MICE...
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Posted 8/19/11
Get a van and wear a happy mask and say I have free candy.
Posted 8/19/11
Pretend I'm a plummer, get in her house...

Grab ropes, tie her hands, duck tape her mouth...

And take her to Disney world so she can fall deeply in love with me...

Then dump her on a side road...
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Posted 8/19/11
...I'm not sure that counts as kidnapping...
Forget it, i'm not doing the dirty work, I'll hire some thugs to do it. They'll tie you to a block of cement and before they throw you into the ocean the last thing you'll see is me laughing and saying "you shouldn't have done that thing you did to upset me!"
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Posted 8/19/11 , edited 8/19/11
I like to be old fashion. Knock you out with a lamp, tie you with a rope, and a paper bag over your head.

Then I'll sell your organs and body parts for money.
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22 / F / Tities
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Posted 8/19/11
barrel roll threw her window hold her down and chloroform her then dump her in my trunk. done.
Posted 8/19/11 , edited 8/19/11
^

Ill walk into her house while she's eating dinner with her parents. Tazzer the shit out of her mum and nun chuck the shit out of her dad..

Throw her over my shoulder....toss her on my mini van.

Take her to the brothel and sell her for cheap.

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21 / M / Hawaii
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Posted 8/19/11 , edited 8/19/11
Put her in pre school and tell her to go to sleep

Or just ask rena from higurashi to take her to my home
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Posted 8/19/11
Start a cult, and then gradually replace all his friends with cult members. When he's totally socially dependent on the cult, start charging exorbitant but mandatory fees for religious services, which bankrupt him, but allow him to work off his debt through indentured servitude. While he is working, continue to charge him rents and fees until he is so indebted that he can never leave. Use him to recruit all previous posters to this thread. Then it's kool-aid time.
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21 / F / nIyMs`ybaBtraeH
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Posted 8/27/11
Cover his eyes. Kick his balls. Knock him out.
Posted 8/27/11
Paper bag over her head until she passes out. Hoping she won't suffocate and die.
Posted 8/28/11
Make her laugh so hard she can't breathe and knocks herself out. Then lock you in a closet and wait outside for the ransom.
Posted 11/6/11
Rape, molest, rape, molest and rape, then finally tie her up and stick her in my two wheeled car.
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Posted 11/6/11

D01BCDN3 wrote:

Rape, molest, rape, molest and rape, then finally tie her up and stick her in my two wheeled car.


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20 / F / Strawberry Fields
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Posted 11/6/11
Just force and take her cuz I'm a pirate.
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