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How would you kidnap the person above you?
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15 / F / look behind you...
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Posted 11/6/11
lol interesting thread...

I'd bury her in a bunch of lollipops... xD
then tie her up with ... tie-able lollipops?
then throw her in a white van with no windows...
and offer her more lollipops
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Posted 11/6/11
Dress up as the gingerbread man then knock her out with a huge ass lollipop.
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45 / F / City of Dis
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Posted 11/6/11 , edited 11/6/11
I have candy. Get in the van! (once in, toss him into the taffy)
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Posted 11/6/11
I couldn't say it aloud, because I would have to private message her the roleplay on how I would do it since it contains explicit language and come on everyone this is a community forum.
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17 / F
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Posted 11/6/11 , edited 11/6/11
I would smash the beer bottle on his head than drag him into my ship.
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45 / F / City of Dis
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Posted 11/6/11

Awesum74 wrote:

I would smash the beer bottle on his head than drag him into my ship.


Awesum, that was awesome! *hi five*

Oh, and I would commandeer her pirate ship! Aaarrrgh
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Posted 11/6/11

WackyFiasco wrote:


Awesum74 wrote:

I would smash the beer bottle on his head than drag him into my ship.


Awesum, that was awesome! *hi five*

Oh, and I would commandeer her pirate ship! Aaarrrgh


*high fives back* Aye mate!
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19 / M / Burbank Illinois
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Posted 11/6/11
while wearing a speedo and brightly colored socks run and hit them with a bat and yell " there can be only one!" and drag them to taco bell and ask them to buy me something when they wake up
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Posted 11/6/11
Follow his home, let him get settled on his couch with his adorable kitty cat, kick the door open, wield a chainsaw and scream "TTGLgurrenlagann MY RIVAL! THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!"
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15 / F / look behind you...
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Posted 11/6/11
...go into the boy's locker room...
drown everyone with a nose bleed explosion... (lol why not?)
drag him out... and throw him in a white van with now windows and pay some guy to drive the van off to sea.
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Posted 11/6/11 , edited 11/6/11
Lure her with fudge. No 16 year old girl can resist fudge. Then do a plethora of others things to get her back to my basement, I mean house.

Lol. Kleiner is a guy but really a girl.
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Posted 11/6/11 , edited 11/7/11
The same way I did with the 648 others.
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20 / M / -Melbourner AU
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Posted 11/7/11 , edited 11/7/11
'Hey, does this smell like chloroform?' xD
Posted 11/7/11 , edited 11/7/11
first I'd shoot him dead

this may sound rude but the world won't miss ya
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45 / F / City of Dis
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Posted 11/7/11
Sodium pentathol. He'll be complacent, then I can hoodwink him so he doesn't know where we're going. Will take him out to the middle of nowhere in the middle of a vast field under a huge sky, lay him out on a tatami so he can star up at it, then ask him everything imaginable.
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