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Kids say the darndest things
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Posted 8/29/11
Today I went to the bank and this boy who was about seven or eight years old told another kid,
''I woke up with your mom''

My jaw dropped when I heard this, I really didn't know what to say to that

Ever witnessed a child saying the most outrageous things?
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Posted 8/29/11
I've had a kid who looked fresh out of kindergarten get a thats what she said on me
Posted 8/29/11
Meh nothing new, I learn fuck, bitch, bastard, and shit when I was seven or eight (I learn the word fuck by default or something, while the rest I got from a military war video)....I wouldn't be surprised if kids these days know the whole system of inappropriate languages and saying..... It's all about influence from their surroundings
Posted 8/29/11 , edited 8/29/11
Well as for me I heard a kid shouting profanity on public.
Posted 8/29/11
I saw a kid call his mom a b*tch on the bus...
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My baby cousin (Bryce or Brice) when they used to spend the night and when we used to babysit them. He told my mother "Fuck you" that caught me off guard so I started laughing hysterically that just urged him to say it a few more times. Then Mom got pissed at the both of us. xD I think he was 4 or 5 at the time I honestly can't remember.
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nothing significant. some neighbor's kid told my mom that she's fat straight out.
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Posted 8/29/11
my friend made a mistake and this 7 year old kid said FAIL! made me lol
Posted 8/29/11
I decided to collect for the Red Cross this year, after the Queensland floods. I knocked on the door of this house and was greeted by a 6-year old girl (That was how old she looked):

Me: "I'm here for the Red Cross. Are your parents around?"
Girl: "Go f*** yourself, you f***ing c***! Inbred f****t!"
Me: "Thanks for your time"
Posted 8/30/11
I live next to an elementry school, don't even get me started.

I was walking with my friend while the buses were being let out
All the kids were so viscious!
some kid flicked me off from the back of the bus
and was like FUCK YOUUUU!

I was like..yep...never having kids.
Posted 8/30/11 , edited 8/30/11
I remember a 12 year old or something asking me for a cigarette. I asked his age and he said "18". Me: "My fucking anus".


NyuBoom wrote:

I live next to an elementry school, don't even get me started.

I was walking with my friend while the buses were being let out
All the kids were so viscious!
some kid flicked me off from the back of the bus
and was like FUCK YOUUUU!

I was like..yep...never having kids.


I like that afterthought. I'd just give the kid a nice glare.
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Three 11 year olds came up to me and a couple friends. One of them was on a bicycle. Scowling at me, he said: "Wot chu doin' daaan my ends, you facker?" In some pretend cockney accent. So I reassured him that I lived in the street. While calling him a little shithead. Then he rode off on his pimpin' bike and told me: "If aah catch chu daaan 'ere agen, ya be surry, nobfacker"

I was 13 at the time, and at 15 I can still be classed as a kid, but still. Annoying brats.
Posted 8/30/11
This thread puts me into despair.
Posted 8/30/11
There was a story in my local paper about how 4 kids aged 8-12 had stolen a dog from their neighborhood and hung it in the woods and a witness saw them run away laughing. No discipline, sick children, allowed to do whatever they want by their parents probably. If I was their parent I would beat them with a stick for a while because there's no justice for kids that young. It was sick as fuck, and in future they could move on to a person I hate this world sometimes.
Posted 8/30/11

FlyinDumpling wrote:

Today I went to the bank and this boy who was about seven or eight years old told another kid,
''I woke up with your mom''

My jaw dropped when I heard this, I really didn't know what to say to that

Ever witnessed a child saying the most outrageous things?


LOL OMG THAT KIDS GOTTA WATCH HIS MOUTH!!
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