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Kids say the darndest things
Posted 8/30/11
well in Bangladesh me & my sister were coming back from shopping when we came up to like 4 kids beating the shit out of each other calling things that roughly translated to

you son of a bitch, ill tear your ass off, son of a pig,your moms a hoe and god a whole bunch of other street slang @_@

and a whole bunch of other things obscenities, cant translate them, god didnt know weather to laugh or not
either way they stopped before i could stop them loool

btw heres somethng i never got to do in bd but wantted to so bad <3



Posted 10/13/11
Best ever I heard was on the bus seat next to mine.

16 year old kid: Why is the sky blue?

10 year old kid: A clear cloudless day-time sky is blue because molecules in the air scatter blue light from the sun more than they scatter red light so it becomes blue. Besides its not always blue, its raining outside you dipshit.

I laughed my ass off.
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Posted 10/13/11
well on my bus (my schools grades kindergarten through 8(me!) yup private school) and they always sing ke$ha and theyre really bad and this 1st grader has an iphone but anyway lol today my computer teacher told us that we cant call them stress balls they have to be called stress objects
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Posted 10/13/11

Rina-San wrote:

Best ever I heard was on the bus seat next to mine.

16 year old kid: Why is the sky blue?

10 year old kid: A clear cloudless day-time sky is blue because molecules in the air scatter blue light from the sun more than they scatter red light so it becomes blue. Besides its not always blue, its raining outside you dipshit.

I laughed my ass off.

Holy shit, im behind in my science........

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Posted 10/13/11
At A-kon this last year I heard a kid that was maybe 7 or 8 yell "Get off me fuckface" to his brother since his brother jumped on him or something. His dad about died right there lol. I shouldn't laugh but it was pretty funny and I was glad that was not my kid.
Posted 11/24/11


A genuine reply from an English test.
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Posted 11/25/11
My soul-mate's little sister says "fro" instead of "throw".
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Posted 11/25/11
My mom was walking to the store when some wild children appeared. (6years old or so) and they looked up to mom and said: WANNA FIGHT? My mom: No... Why should I fight you? Lil' kid: ARE YOU SCARED? COME ON! FIGHT ME!
So my mother just passed by and ignored them. When hearing this I was like; O.. My.. o_o What kind of education do they have? o.o
Posted 11/25/11
Kids these days, they are all fucking growing up so fast. Their mouths are bruising faster. Ohh, their parents should teach them that swearing like a bitch will bleed their ugly lips to hell.
Posted 4/23/12

FlyinDumpling wrote:

Today I went to the bank and this boy who was about seven or eight years old told another kid,
''I woke up with your mom''

My jaw dropped when I heard this, I really didn't know what to say to that

Ever witnessed a child saying the most outrageous things?


Yes, never bring your child to work with you even when your boss says "Today is National Bring Your Child to Work Day".
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Posted 4/23/12
One of my younger cousins said something silly while he and his sister were staying with us. Basically he had stretched out between the space of the coffee table and the couch and as my mom walked in she asked what he was doing. What it sounded like: I'm a big bitch. What he actually said: I'm a big bridge. He was only 3 or 4 at the time.
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Posted 4/23/12
Clean story:

My best friend, his wife and I are going out to dinner, his two boys (now ages 6 and 4) are my Godkids, when they see me it's usually to babysit them.

I show up, the oldest one shouts at me: "Go away, we don't want you here we want Marcy to watch " (Marcy is my friend's cousin, who was supposed to babysit)
Youngest then says: "No I don't like Marcy she's mean to me, I want you to watch me J."

Though I will give the older one credit. Best friend has a nickname for me I hate, he yells at his Dad about how I don't like that name and to stop calling me that.

Older and Less clean story;
Older kid runs out of the bathroom bare-assed, grabs his butt cheeks for his Mom to wipe it and shouts to her "TRICK OR TREAT"
Halloween was a week away...

Still... I love those kids...
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Posted 4/24/12

CarboKill wrote:

Three 11 year olds came up to me and a couple friends. One of them was on a bicycle. Scowling at me, he said: "Wot chu doin' daaan my ends, you facker?" In some pretend cockney accent. So I reassured him that I lived in the street. While calling him a little shithead. Then he rode off on his pimpin' bike and told me: "If aah catch chu daaan 'ere agen, ya be surry, nobfacker"

I was 13 at the time, and at 15 I can still be classed as a kid, but still. Annoying brats.


You didn't jump kick him from his bike ? I am disappointed bro !
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Posted 4/24/12

Fallenshinobi wrote:

You didn't jump kick him from his bike ? I am disappointed bro !


I am also dissapoint. v_v
Posted 4/24/12
Doesn't matter, kids are going to be kids.
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