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Kids say the darndest things
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Posted 4/24/12
A kid told a friend of mine to "eat shit and die mother fucker"

He beat the shit out of him
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Posted 7/17/12
Kids nowadays think that they're tough enough to stand up to their elders, it's annoying. I was walking with my gf (now ex) through a neighbourhood to the shops and a group of kids stop and stare at us. They then started to try grab attention of her by making obnoxious noises and asking her questions; obviously she gave them troll answers. They started to curse and swear at her so I got pissed, turned around and ran towards them to beat them to a pulp.. They ran back into their friggin houses. The current generation of kids are bloody mental.
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Posted 7/17/12 , edited 7/17/12
My youngest sister (she's 7) threatens to kill people quite a bit... It's a little disconcerting. The sister just older than her (she's 9) once told me she doesn't believe in God because, and I quote, "It's impossible for a person to float in the sky". I lol'd so hard. She does however adamantly defend the existence of Santa.
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Posted 7/17/12
My friend accidentally said "I'm gonna screw you" to this older guy when we were 12.





I didn't understand why everyone was laughing
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27 / F / tennessee
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Posted 7/18/12
in the newspaper every year during christmas time they have letters to santa written by kids and most of them want guns lol
Posted 7/18/12
Daddy hides his booze over there. ----->
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23 / F / In chur head
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Posted 7/19/12
I a little kid from a party next door to my house came up to me and said, "You got a a big butt" and spanked me O.O he was about 5
Kid at the doctors office "How old are you? Whas sha name? You Preshy" lol he was so adorable name was Kanye I think he was 4


My bros eldest daughter at age 8 ish , I over heard a conversation between her and her younger brother, her saying, "I'll have no mercy on you" Again at age 9 "Boy have you lost ya mind? Don't make me slap you!" lol again talking to her younger brother.

My bros only son at 5 dropping a brush and saying "OH shit"

My bros youngest daughter at age 4 " Oh no you didn't?!" she says to me

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19 / F / Lost in Wonderland
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Posted 7/19/12
I was babysitting my cousin (she was three at the time) and we were watching The Princess and the Frog. I can't remember which part caught her attention, but she suddenly said "They better beat her like a little black boy!"
What!? Where on Earth would she hear this? I know my aunt and uncle would never say something like that. Maybe she heard it at preschool...? u_u"
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Posted 7/26/12
When asked what he wants to be when he grows up, the boy replied, "When i grow up, i want to be a teenager!"
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25 / M / Nova Scotia, Canada
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Posted 7/26/12
Man, I was one of those kids. My idle, hollow death threats to everyone around me knew no bounds.
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Posted 7/27/12 , edited 7/27/12
I used to nanny for the cutest little blonde girl. She was probably between 3 and 4 when this happened. We had gone to the park and stopped at this diner for chocolate shakes one day. The place was pretty quiet but there were quite a few people in there. All the sudden she looks at me and says VERY loudly "Uh Oh! My butt farted." She didn't fart, her butt did. Lots of people looked up and started laughing. She was just so darn cute and her choice of words made it adorable.


Not as cute a story but I also used to babysit a little boy and his parents were getting a divorce and weren't very good at not saying horrible things to eachother in front of him. But he was only 3 and didn't understand how swear words fit together or that it was the middle finger that you used to flip people off. He just knew it was an angry gesture. He would get mad and flip you off with his pointer finger and say "Fuckbitch!" one word instead of two. He looked so serious when he did it but he was getting it so wrong that it was kinda funny. Tried not to laugh so he wouldn't think it was ok.
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Posted 7/30/12
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Posted 7/30/12
Kids do say the darndest things. I get that impression every time I read the front page of these forums....
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