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Dear -last persong you spoke to-,

This is sort of difficult for me to explain but 1_______ 2______. I realized this when you were 3__________ with 4_________. I'm sure you're 5__________ enough to understand that 6_______ 7___________

8_________

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P.S. - 9_________ 10_____________, just thought you should know.


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Ok, now that you've looked over the base of the letter, answer these questions and put the answers in the blanks with the corresponding numbers in the letter base.


Post what your letter looks like and let the crack begin!!
(YAAAAAY DRUGS! -shot-)

1) What's the color of your shirt?

Blue - America

Red - England

White - China

Black - Lithuania

Green- Japan

Grey - Greece

Yellow - Turkey

Pink - Sweden

Brown - Poland

Purple - Iceland

No shirt - France

Other - Russia


2) Which is your birth month?

January - and you are getting married

February - fell into a ditch

March - is in love with you

April - is out to get you

May - likes your mom

June - and you are related

July - has a secret obsession over Brad Pitt

August - is really a unicorn

September - loves sniffing sharpies

October - and you are going to be dating

November - is really a leprechaun

December - has frozen to death


3) Which food do you prefer?

Pasta - invading Austria

Burritos - kicking puppies

Ramen - assassinating George Bush

Salad - getting your nails done

Tacos - learning to fly

Candy/chocolate - dancing like mentally challenged squirrels


4) What's the color of your socks?

Yellow - Sealand

Red - Finland

Black - Russia

Blue - Latvia

Purple - America

White - Austria

Grey - France

Brown - China

Orange - Korea

Pink - Japan

Barefoot - Rome

Other - Hungary


5) What do you prefer to watch on TV?

One Tree Hill - Senile

Heroes- Frostbitten

Lost - High

Simpsons- Cowardly

The news - Scarred

American Idol - Masochistic

Family Guy - Open

Gossip Girl - Middle-class

Annat - Shamed


6)What's the color of your underwear?

Black - Cuba

White - Russia

Grey - Lithuania

Brown - Denmark

Purple - Poland

Red - Sweden

Blue - America

Yellow - England

Orange - France

Pink - Canada

Other/Animal Print - China


7)Your mood right now?

Happy - is about to set your house on fire

Sad - is going to stop at nothing to kill your pet llama

Bored - is planning his revenge on you

Angry - hates your strange cucumber fetish

Depressed - is going to eat your cookies

Excited - is secretly an F.B.I agent

Nervous - snuck cocaine into your backpack this morning

Worried - is in love with your pet goat

Apathetic - believes he can fly

Silly - is allergic to your earlobes

Other - loves Hello Kitty


8)Which country would you want to vacation at?

England - Go drown yourself

America - Best of luck with the sex-change

France - Love you always

Spain - Somewhere over the rainbow

Greece - Your everlasting enemy

China - I hate your face

Japan - Go milk a cow

Germany - Please don't hurt me

Italy - Pasta with love


9)What is your hair color?

Brown - France

Black - Poland

Blonde - England

White/Grey - Russia

Bald - Rome

Red/Orange - China

Other/Dyed - America


10)What is your eye color?

Green- thinks you need serious mental help

Blue- will never love you

Brown- is out to get you

Black- stole all the food in your fridge

Hazel- is tied up in my closet

Other- hates you


Dear Gio,



This is sort of difficult for me to explain but England and you are getting married. I realized this when you were Invading Austria with rome. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that canada is going to stop at nothing to kill your pet llama.

Best of luck with the sex-change ,

Chi.

P.S. - France is out to get you, just thought you should know.
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Dear Bobby,

This is sort of difficult for me to explain but Lithuania and you are getting married. I realized this when you were assassinating George Bush with Rome. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that Canada is secretly an FBI Agent.

Please don't hurt me.

Myaako

P.S. - England is tied up in my closet, just thought you should know.

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Posted 9/1/11
Looks fun so......

Dear Joe,

This is sort of difficult for me to explain but Iceland is out to get you. I realized this when you were dancing like mentally challenged squirrels with Hungary. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that Poland hates your strange cucumber fetish.

Go drown yourself

Rennoci

P.S. - France is tied up in my closet, just thought you should know.
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Posted 9/1/11

Rennoci wrote:

Looks fun so......

Dear Joe,

This is sort of difficult for me to explain but Iceland is out to get you. I realized this when you were dancing like mentally challenged squirrels with Hungary. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that Poland hates your strange cucumber fetish.

Go drown yourself

Rennoci

P.S. - France is tied up in my closet, just thought you should know.



Wow, your letter seems very aggressive XD
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MagicalGirlMyaako wrote:


Rennoci wrote:

Looks fun so......

Dear Joe,

This is sort of difficult for me to explain but Iceland is out to get you. I realized this when you were dancing like mentally challenged squirrels with Hungary. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that Poland hates your strange cucumber fetish.

Go drown yourself

Rennoci

P.S. - France is tied up in my closet, just thought you should know.



Wow, your letter seems very aggressive XD


Haha I try, Joe apparently has been a naughty boy Btw to the OP the cucumber fetish line had me laughing while doing my post, mad libs indeed!
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Dear Abdu****

This is sort of difficult for me to explain but America is really a unicorn. I realized this when you were dancing like mentally challenged squirrels with France. I'm sure you're Open enough to understand that China hates your strange cucumber fetish.

Best of luck with the sex-change


Zahra !

P.S. Poland is tied up in my closet, just thought you should know.
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Posted 9/2/11

Rennoci wrote:


MagicalGirlMyaako wrote:


Rennoci wrote:

Looks fun so......

Dear Joe,

This is sort of difficult for me to explain but Iceland is out to get you. I realized this when you were dancing like mentally challenged squirrels with Hungary. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that Poland hates your strange cucumber fetish.

Go drown yourself

Rennoci

P.S. - France is tied up in my closet, just thought you should know.



Wow, your letter seems very aggressive XD


Haha I try, Joe apparently has been a naughty boy Btw to the OP the cucumber fetish line had me laughing while doing my post, mad libs indeed!


xD lol your letter made me laugh
Posted 9/2/11
Dear TXX,

This is sort of difficult for me to explain but China likes your mom. I realized this when you were assassinating George Bush with Rome. I'm sure you're middle-class enough to understand that America believes he can fly.

Go milk a cow,
Shay

P.S. - Poland is out to get you, just thought you should know.
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Posted 9/3/11
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Dear Jake,

This is sort of difficult for me to explain but China and you are related. I realized this when you were dancing like mentally challenged squirrels with Rome. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that America is planning his revenge on you.

Go drown yourself

DestinyyAllene

P.S. - England will never love you, just thought you should know.
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BillieHadASexChange wrote:

Dear Jake,

This is sort of difficult for me to explain but China and you are related. I realized this when you were dancing like mentally challenged squirrels with Rome. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that America is planning his revenge on you.

Go drown yourself

DestinyyAllene

P.S. - England will never love you, just thought you should know.


xDD!
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Posted 9/4/11
This is sort of difficult for me to explain but pink is really a unicorn I realized this when you were kicking puppies with Blue . I'm sure you're Cowardly enough to understand that Orange is going to eat your cookies

Somewhere over the rainbow

Your name here

P.S. - Blonde stole all the food in your fridge, just thought you should know.

LOL it's sooooo fun i wanna play it again
Posted 1/3/12 , edited 1/3/12
Dear Brandon,

This is sort of difficult for me to explain but Sweden and you are going to be dating. I realized this when you were assassinating George Bush with Rome.I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand that Poland loves Hello Kitty.

Go Milk A Cow,
Rennie ( :

P.S. France is out to get you,just thought you should know.
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Dear Rovie,

This is sort of difficult for me to explain but China is in love with you. I realized this when you were dancing like mentally challenged squirrels with Austria. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that America loves Hello Kitty.

Go milk a cow.

Lexi

P.S. - Poland is out to get you , just thought you should know.
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Dear Tai,

This is sort of difficult for me to explain but Greece has frozen to death. I realized this when you were invading Austria with Rome. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that Russia hates your strange cucumber fetish.

Go milk a cow.

Michelle

P.S. - France is out to get you, just thought you should know.
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