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Posted 1/4/12
Dear Africa,

WTB: 2 healthy kids for 99p each.
Posted 1/4/12
Dear Kira,

This is sort of difficult for me to explain but Russia and you are getting married. I realized this when you were dancing like mentally challenged squirrels with Austria. I'm sure you're Scared enough to understand that Canada is in love with your pet goat

Go milk a cow

****

P.S. - America hates you, just thought you should know.
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Posted 8/18/12
Dear Miyat,

This is sort of difficult for me to explain but Greece is in love with you. I realized this when you were learning to fly with Austria. I'm sure you're High enough to understand that Cuba is planning his revenge on you


Go milk a cow

John

P.S. - Poland stole all the food in your fridge, just thought you should know.
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18 / F / AKL
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Posted 8/20/12
Dear PrinceDaniel,

This is sort of difficult for me to explain but China has a secret obsession over Brad Pitt . I realized this when you were dancing like mentally challenged squirrels with Austria . I'm sure you're Cowardly enough to understand that Canada is planning his revenge on you

Somewhere over the rainbow

Mazuri

P.S.- France is out to get you , just thought you should know.
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22 / M / ShadowFall
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Posted 9/1/12
Dear Brookie,

This is sort of difficult for me to explain but Lithuania loves sniffing sharpies. I realized this when you were assassinating George Bush with France. I'm sure you're Open enough to understand that Russia is going to eat your cookies

Love you always

Yufan

P.S. -Poland is out to get you, just thought you should know.
Posted 10/6/12
Dear crush who is a dense idiot,

FUCK YOU AND I HOPE YOU'D DIE. PFFF.

Truly yours

Scayteeh :3
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29 / F / California
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Posted 10/21/12
Dear Sarah,

This is sort of difficult for me to explain but Greece is in love with you. I realized this when you were dancing like mentally challenged squirrels with Rome. I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand that Lithuania is about to set your house on fire.

Go milk a cow,

Sandra

P.S. - France will never love you and thinks you need some serious medical help, just thought you should know.
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24 / M / Kaguya's Panties
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Posted 10/21/12
Dear Amunat,

This is sort of difficult for me to explain but Lithuania is in love with you. I realized this when you were invading Austria with Rome. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that France is going to eat your cookies.

Go milk a cow.

Saksiss

P.S. - France is out to get you, just thought you should know.
Posted 10/22/12
Dear Alex F

Play more silent hill this halloween
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F / Sensei's apartment
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Posted 10/22/12
Dear myself, (sorry haven't talked to anyone yet xD)

This is sort of difficult for me to explain but China and you are going to be dating I realized this when you were learning to fly with Austria. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that America is planning his revenge on you

Love you always

Yumi

P.S. - Poland Stole all your food in your fridge, just thought you should know.
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26 / M / Ireland
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Posted 11/5/12
Dear Jody

This is sort of difficult for me to explain but Japan is out to get you. I realized this when you were invading Austria with Rome. I'm sure you're Senile enough to understand that Cuba loves Hello Kitty.

Go milk a cow

Bo

P.S. - England will never love you, just thought you should know.
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F / Pyroland
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Posted 11/5/12
Dear Ashley,
This is sort of difficult for me to explain but you and Lithuania are going to be dating, I realized this when you were kicking puppies with Austria. I'm sure you're Scarred enough to understand that America is about to set your house on fire.

Please don't hurt me,

Aki

P.S. - Poland is out to get you
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Posted 11/10/12 , edited 11/10/12
Dear Dominic,

This is sort of difficult for me to explain but Greece has frozen to death. I realized this when you were invading Austria
with Russia. I'm sure you're Frostbitten enough to understand that Lithuania is allergic to your earlobes.

Go drown yourself,

Sue

P.S. - Poland stole all the food in your fridge, just thought you should know.
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Posted 11/10/12
Dear Tiffany,

This is sort of difficult for me to explain but Lithuania likes your
mom. I realized this when you were invading Austria with Rome.I'm sure you're
frostbitten enough to understand that China is planning his revenge on you.

Go milk a cow,

Archt

P.S. Poland is out to get you.




This sounds like something from Hetalia.
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21 / F / Fish Bowl
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Posted 11/15/12
Dear ex-Boyfriend,

I don't care about you. Please get away from me.

PS.

Fuck you.
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