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Beauty bath eel swims up man's private area
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Here's the article:
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8302371/beauty-bath-eel-swims-up-mans-penis

Plus I'll tell you exactly how I felt when I first read this, so my comments in bold:

A beauty treatment ended in the emergency room for a Chinese man who bathed in live eels after one of the slippery creatures swam inside his penis.

Me: WTF?

Vain Zhang Nan, from Hubei province, central China, had heard that bathing with young eels would make him look younger because they would chew off dead skin.

Me: Ok, never heard of such a treatment, but hey it could be effective.

But the 56-year-old got more than he bargained for when he climbed into the bath with the animals.

"I felt a severe pain and realised a small eel had gone into the end of my penis," Mr Zhang said.


Me: Oh no, no way *cringes*, how is this even possible?

"I tried to hold it and take it out, but the eel was too slippery to be held and disappeared."

Me: *Crosses legs* OHHHHH AHHHH ouchhhhhhh *grips onto pillow*.

Mr Zhang was taken to hospital and underwent a three hour operation to remove the eel, which measured about 1.2cm wide and 15cm long, and was dead when doctors found it inside his bladder.

Doctor Jin Wang said the eel's slimy body had worked as a lubricant.


"The diameter of the urethra in a man's genitals is just a little narrower [than the eel], but because eels are quite slippery, its body worked as a lubricant so it got into the penis smoothly," he said.

Me: Please stop, you are not helping Mr. Doctor, I can't take this anymore *goes into fetal position*.

Oh and if you wanted to see the size of the eel, or its state after the incident:


So everyone, what do you think about all this, and how did you feel reading this, specially guys, like myself?
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He must have been eelated when they finally took it out.
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adversary989 wrote:

He must have been eelated when they finally took it out.


lolololololol so true.
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Posted 9/15/11
Bath is not safe for women, and apparently for men too.



CR should have a new forum section for all these weird things.
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so, can this eel produce electric shocks?
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I have to admit, that eel is one helluva trooper.

I can't stand the thought of something swimming around and traveling inside of me. XD

End up in my spleen or something.
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Imagine how many of them could have gone in a women's vagina.
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FlyinDumpling wrote:

Imagine how many of them could have gone in a women's vagina.


Those things look like sperm too.


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chrome_mist wrote:


FlyinDumpling wrote:

Imagine how many of them could have gone in a women's vagina.


Those things look like sperm too.


Ew, who have you been having sex with?

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FlyinDumpling wrote:

Imagine how many of them could have gone in a women's vagina.


lol you had to go and put that out there

I was thinking of asking something similar but thought it would be a bit too childish, but now that you have brought it up, omg I don't think I want to even imagine that kind of scenario, its like something from one of those crazy hentai
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Apparently someone with HUGE sperm. Climaxing must hurt...
Posted 9/15/11 , edited 9/15/11
According to the article the eel was 1.2 cm thick, only slightly bigger. Plus it's a heavily lubricated animal. So it when in smooth.


It likely didn't cause pain just more of a shock about his man parts being violated.
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Sounds both extremely painful and embarrassing. Not a story I would want family or freinds to hear about.
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FlyinDumpling wrote:

Ew, who have you been having sex with?



You slut. I slept with your boyfriend.


But seriously. Those things... look like tadpoles.


Posted 9/15/11
Wish we could ask the eel what possessed him.
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