Beauty bath eel swims up man's penis

Sweet mother of all that is holy and good in this land.

There is a reason why I refuse to swim in -anything- with sea creatures. Around my area we have a lot of jackfish (Big pikes, really), and one guy got his...Member bitten off. But those stupid people still swim in that lake. This is so much worse though...brrrr.

If the guy's an M, he might have actually liked it...No, maybe not.

	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 9/15/11 So....What happen to the man's penis after that incident?
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	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 9/15/11 I feel bad for the man's pride more then anything else.
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UltimateUnknown 52588 cr points Send Message: 21 / M / United Kingdom Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 9/15/11 AdamIdris101 wrote: According to the article the eel was 1.2 cm thick, only slightly bigger. Plus it's a heavily lubricated animal. So it when in smooth. It likely didn't cause pain just more of a shock about his man parts being violated. Now that you said it, couldn't this be classified as rape, sorta?
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chrome_mist 47264 cr points Send Message: 20 / F / Under your skin. Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 9/15/11 UltimateUnknown wrote: Now that you said it, couldn't this be classified as rape, sorta?
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sizzlingmochi 2160 cr points Send Message: 22 / M / only kami neko knows Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 9/16/11 Dam, the title can be misleading, I thought it was a metaphor. Now that's ouch.
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Pashune 808 cr points Send Message: 24 / M / Hicktownhell, MS Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 9/16/11 This was rather painful to read.
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	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 9/16/11 Opportunistic little bastard wasn't it.
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	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 9/16/11, edited 9/16/11 Wonder if his penis looks younger now. Oh man all this crap about natural healing. Eat plenty of conservatives with your food if you wanna live longer. Not like you have much of an option these days..
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UltimateUnknown 52588 cr points Send Message: 21 / M / United Kingdom Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 9/16/11 sizzlingmochi wrote: Dam, the title can be misleading, I thought it was a metaphor. Now that's ouch. lol dude, what kind of metaphor is an "eel swimming up man's dick" ? I would really like to know, because i cant think of one.
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Dave1004 1465 cr points Send Message: 19 / M / Somewhere in the... Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 9/16/11 Sweet mother of all that is holy and good in this land. There is a reason why I refuse to swim in -anything- with sea creatures. Around my area we have a lot of jackfish (Big pikes, really), and one guy got his...Member bitten off. But those stupid people still swim in that lake. This is so much worse though...brrrr. If the guy's an M, he might have actually liked it...No, maybe not.
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DarkOne 137279 cr points Send Message: M / Hiding From The L... Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 9/16/11 This should be classed in. World Most Weird Things People Have Done'
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RyuShoji 8373 cr points Send Message: 21 / M / United Kingdom Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 9/16/11 I thought I cringed when I heard about the male swab in sex education class...but this? Poor guy.
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NoBreyner 50193 cr points Send Message: 37 / M / Where the heart is Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 9/16/11 Those wacky Chinese . Doing everything they hear or even think they may have heard story of.
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favoknago 49305 cr points Send Message: 23 / M / Netherlands Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 9/16/11 Hmm sounds like a nightmare, for the eel
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Syndicaidramon 1953 cr points Send Message: 22 / M / Pandemonium Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 9/16/11 Oh, Eelie. You so random.
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