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* Lelouch to screw the lightbulb in after secretly taking it from Britannia
* CC to put the old lightbulb instead of the new one Lelouch took so no one would suspect anything
* 1 person to post about it on Crunchyroll
* 1 person to post a link to that post on other forums
* 20 Black Knights to worry that Lelouch is screwing the lightbulb recklessly and could get them discovered
* Rolo to defend Lelouch's lightbulb-screwing ways
* 15 Britannians to doubt that Lelouch screwed the lightbulb in the first place
* 30 people to try and screw in the lightbulb just like Lelouch
* 8 to state that Light Yagami would have screwed the lightbulb in a smarter way
* 25 to reply to those comments
* Milly to set up a lightbulb-screwing club at Ashford Academy
* Shirley to be the first member who joins it
* Schneizel to understand how Lelouch got hold of the britannian lightbulb
* Nunnally to refuse to believe that Lelouch would actually be able to change a lightbulb
* Diethard to write an article about Lelouch screwing in the lightbulb
* 45 Elevens to have desperate conversations with each other about what ripercussions the lightbulb-screwing might hold towards them
* Anya to post 5 pictures from her cell phone of Lelouch screwing in the lightbulb
* 3 people to post those scans on photobucket
* 83 people to download those pictures
* 16 to use them as their avatar
* Kallen to break into a wall with a giant robot after discovering that Lelouch and CC were involved in the screwing together
* Tamaki to claim he was there when the lightbulb was screwed in since he's "best friend" with Zero
* 26 yaoi fangirls to write fanfics about Lelouch, Suzaku and a faulty lighbulb
* 22 people to join a community dedicated to discuss Lelouch's lightbulb changing strategies
* Tohdoh and Ohgi to criticize the selfishness of Lelouch's reasons for choosing said lightbulb and screwing it in
* 192 people to blame it on Suzaku
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The sad part is this is all true. Every little bit of it.
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