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Sarcastic Parents
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28 / F / IL
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Posted 9/20/11 , edited 9/20/11
Well my dad just says whatever the fuck he pleases, and at least half of it is sarcastic......my mom is considerably less sarcastic but it's still there. Both of them are too stupid to understand when anyone else (myself and my sister included) is just being sarcastic.

On Christmas once I VERY jokingly said, "Yeah, Dad, cause you suck. :P" It was related to the conversation, at the moment but VERY obvious that he got all the presents for the holiday and was just kick-ass at the moment.
It was sarcastic, which is just how I am, then and now.....
.....and what was his reaction? He takes the present/toy giga-pet I just got and throws it on the ground......jumps and stomps on it, and hurts his own feet. Cause he couldn't get that I was.....maybe not properly, but my family was never proper.....just being sarcastic and really actually just trying to praise him in a backwards not-so-much-loving way.....which is about as much as I can muster, let alone for one of my parents. : / Maybe it's my fault for sucking at showing gratitude, and such......but Christ, if you're like that....what do you expect your kid to come out like? Really? Bah! ANYWAY, after he stormed off I couldn't help but laugh since he had a slight limp in his walk.......XD

They can dole it out, but they can't receive it whatsoever.
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Posted 9/20/11
why immature, i think it's fun!
Posted 9/20/11
My Dad is very dry/sarcastic but its funny.

Mum: Did you microwave that?
Dad: Oh...pfft NO I stuck it in the oven and waited 30 minutes...pain in the ass.... -__-

They crack me up when they come home from work, the kitchen is the place to be! Free entertainment.
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33 / F / Rhode Island
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Posted 9/20/11
Sorry2 play devils advocate here, but as I am a parent I got2 say that sometimes sarcasm is the only thing that keeps me from losing my mind!! When my eldest, who is 9yrs old starts2 get on my nerves like SERIOUSLY on my nerves, my sarcasm keeps me from wanting2 beat her! LOL!!(just KIDDING), but when I find that my kid just won't do as I tell her, like do her homework or something, I may sarcastically say, do it or Im goin2 beat u with a ruler! Im only kidding, and she knows it, but if it makes u feel any better someday when u have kids of ur own, u2 will use sarcasm as a way2 reduce stress! As hard as it is 2believe, one day, u will LITERALLY become ur mom or dad, I SWEAR, I never believed it as a kid, but one day as I made some comment, I actually heard my moms voice coming outta my mouth! So be patient, ur time will come!!! Oh and be warned...if u think ur parents are bad now, just wait until u make them grandparents!! The sarcasm NEVER stops, the older they get, the better they get! Good Luck!!!
Posted 12/8/11
i thnk they are....
Posted 12/31/11
They are lovely.
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