The truth behind the mind of a 14-year-old on CR
Posted 9/19/11 , edited 9/19/11
Hi I am a 14 year old girl on CR!!!!!!!
and I like to go on the internet and make others think I am something that I am not.

I don't accept who I truly am so I am going to upload pictures of other people,
that put on sunglasses and tons of lipstick that I think look cool because
I wanna look and be exactly like them.

Crunchyroll is my life, like, I don't feel like going outside ever, cause like, gross! I hate all the bugs
and annoying people. I hate everyone, and I am like, so funny but I'm actually really not.

On here I sound and act so mature. In reality I am a temper mental lazy bum who takes too much time
wondering why my parents suck, and venting about it to other people on CR that really don't give a shit about me.
but screw my parents they aren't the ones who actually give a little terd~. :D! heheh terd...

I think everything that you love is what I LOVE TOO. like, forever, I love everything you like and love and I
hate everything you hate too! I hate it so much! ARGH hahaha i'm so cute and funnny.

Whats masterbation? *google* what the hell did he mean by that? Oh my god
I HAVE TO GOOGLE IT BEFORE HE FINDS OUT THAT I AM CLUELESS. *google* *google* *google*

Ah too much google. I'll just give him a funny smiley face and change the subject."
"Sooooo whats the differance *spell check* DIFFERENCE phew. betwean *spell check* BETWEEN
-good thing I have spell check my vocab is horribad. -
yaoi and gay porn"?

hehehe he's going to laugh at that last comment I made on his gb!
*snickers*

Awh man, my school bus is here...



EDIT: before this gets reported for funny reasons I'd like to thank CR not only to god but to jesus




Posted 9/19/11

NyuBoom wrote:

Hi I am a 14 year old girl on CR!!!!!!!
and I like to go on the internet and make others think I am something that I am not.

I don't accept who I truly am so I am going to upload pictures of other people,
that put on sunglasses and tons of lipstick that I think look cool because
I wanna look and be exactly like them.

Crunchyroll is my life, like, I don't feel like going outside ever, cause like, gross! I hate all the bugs
and annoying people. I hate everyone, and I am like, so funny but I'm actually really not.

On here I sound and act so mature. In reality I am a temper mental lazy bum who takes too much time
wondering why my parents suck, and venting about it to other people on CR that really don't give a shit about me.
but screw my parents they aren't the ones who actually give a little terd~. :D! heheh terd...

I think everything that you love is what I LOVE TOO. like, forever, I love everything you like and love and I
hate everything you hate too! I hate it so much! ARGH hahaha i'm so cute and funnny.

Whats masterbation? *google* what the hell did he mean by that? Oh my god
I HAVE TO GOOGLE IT BEFORE HE FINDS OUT THAT I AM CLUELESS. *google* *google* *google*

Ah too much google. I'll just give him a funny smiley face and change the subject."
"Sooooo whats the differance *spell check* DIFFERENCE phew. betwean *spell check* BETWEEN
-good thing I have spell check my vocab is horribad. -
yaoi and gay porn"?

hehehe he's going to laugh at that last comment I made on his gb!
*snickers*

Awh man, my school bus is here...






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Posted 9/19/11
Huh. I thought you were 19.
Posted 9/19/11
Really insightful and cute.
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Are-you.kidding-me?
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Either your Trolling or telling the truth in dry humor.
It's hard to tell since this is the internet after all people pretty much lie all the time.
who knows I'm maybe a 24 year old single mother with a 7 year old kid pretending to be a 21 year old boy.
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Cool story bro!
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Moeberry wrote:


Either your Trolling or telling the truth in dry humor.
It's hard to tell since this is the internet after all people pretty much lie all the time.
who knows I'm maybe a 24 year old single mother with a 7 year old kid pretending to be a 21 year old boy.




this is obviously not written by a 14-year-old...

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Posted 9/19/11
LOL I BET THE PERSON WHO REPORTED THIS WAS 14 BAHAHAHAHA
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Posted 9/19/11
and that's what she said....
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Posted 9/19/11
The phrase "perfectly imperfect" is missing from OP's post....lolol
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Epic post is epic. I tip my hat to you. You'll get bites for sure lol
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Posted 9/19/11
You forgot to add how they love whining about how much crunchyroll has changed and how bad they want to leave but never do, how many times they threaten to nuke because their cr boyfriend/girlfriend left them, and how butt-hurt they get when you make fun of their favourite asian actors/actresses or favourite anime.

As epic as this thread is,

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