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Posted 9/29/11




There is a dual. If there is god, there is lucifer. You can deny it, but there has to be another force, or there'd be no balance. Explain how Nostradamus predicted the 3 anti-christs. He did. Napoleon, Hitler (or as he said, Hister) and the one yet to come.

And there is dualism. If we have freedom of choice, there is a dual. There are acts of evil. Petty crime, terrorism, etc. And there is also pure evil, like Hitler, Stalin, etc.

I'm not trying to be an *** or anything, I'm just trying to make a point.
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Posted 9/29/11 , edited 9/29/11
THE WHITE DOVE WONT STOP PECKING MY HEAD!!! STOP IT, GOD, STOP IT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Dove: Stop moving, ya runt



Oh, hey, what's up? Uh, in relation to dualism, my fine fellow, I refer to the devil... How strong is he? Real strong, yes, how retarded is he tho? Scale of one to ten? Infinitely retarded. :p

Dualism refers to an equal standing. God, creator of all things, cannot be overthrown by some dumbass thinking he boss... well... he's manipulative, that's for sure. ^-^

EDIT: To God: Sings Lady Gaga's "Caught in a bad romance!" ^-^

EDIT 2: So let Me be, to set you freeee! ~ God. (Maroon5's Misery) ^-^

EDIT 3: SANTIAGO IS MY SURNAME UNDER GOD!!!!

Santiago - Zealous for the love of God.

EDIT 4: HEADBANGIN MUH HEAD ON DUH SUBWOOFER, BEECHEZZZZ!!!

EDIT 5: "You shall be the light to the darkened world." It doesn't get any simpler than that dude...

EDIT 6: SANTIAGO CONVERTS ALL TO THE TRUE LOVE!!! True Love? Yes, the Guy who accepts you for who you are. ^-^

JESUS!!!

EDIT 7: You know you lookin at a WINNER!!! (ft. Justin Timberpoo)
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Posted 9/29/11 , edited 9/29/11
Can't tell if troll or just crazy religious doomsday prophet.
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Posted 9/29/11 , edited 9/29/11


Hey, man, I'm serious. ^-^

He can hear you, ya know. Go ahead, acknowledge Him. The moment you do, BINGO!!!

EDIT: Robot Love: Push me... and then just touch me... SATISFACTION!!!! (Rofl) - I repeat, He accepts you for who you are. ^-^

JESUS IS LORD!!!

You realize the seriousness of sin was in the Old Testament days right? Of course, New Testament people (us) get freaked out by the idea that anything we do will send us to hell. Well... lets just say the DURM BIRD WOULDNT LEAVE ME ALONE!!! <3 ^-^
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Posted 9/29/11 , edited 9/29/11

JoeSurf wrote:



Hey, man, I'm serious. ^-^

He can hear you, ya know. Go ahead, acknowledge Him. The moment you do, BINGO!!!


I thought you were serious at first, but now I really don't.
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How serious do you want to get, my dear boy? He can do that too. "Whatever you need. Ask, however, and you shall recieve." Gotta ask JESUS!!!

EDIT: Or what Father, would give his son a snickers bar when the boy asked for COTTON CANDEHHH!!! - Well that's metaphorical, but He loves you. I kid you not. ^-^

I understand the difficulties the internet community provides from trolls. Dude... trolls are miserable... And in order to grab attention, "I had to attract those who can relate to misery of some form. Hence? I 'humbled' myself. I have taken the fall, to show you it's not that hard..." ^-^

EDIT 2: THE FALL AND RESURRECTION OF CHRIST OUR LORD JESUS!!!
Posted 9/30/11
In all honesty, I think he just wants banned.
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Posted 9/30/11

JoeSurf wrote:





That's wonderful. Unfortunately, I don't believe in God at the moment. Maybe I'll convert if I get one of those numinous moments, eh.
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Posted 9/30/11 , edited 9/30/11


Suit yourself, free will and all. ^-^

Ah, teenagers... ^-^
Posted 9/30/11
I thought this thread was about a zombie version of Jesus.

Bible Bashers pfft.
Posted 9/30/11

Lauriet wrote:

In all honesty, I think he just wants banned.


He already was banned for this. He's not a very smart troll...
Posted 9/30/11

Sniper907 wrote:


Lauriet wrote:

In all honesty, I think he just wants banned.


He already was banned for this. He's not a very smart troll...


I still find his incessant bible thumping amusing though. Well, even if what he says ACTUALLY ends up being true, I know my lord savior, the flying spaghetti monster, will avert the terrible tragedy!

Posted 9/30/11

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I still find his incessant bible thumping amusing though. Well, even if what he says ACTUALLY ends up being true, I know my lord savior, the flying spaghetti monster, will avert the terrible tragedy!



High five, Pastafarian Brotha!
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Posted 9/30/11
LOL you're funny in a freaky way
Posted 9/30/11
Pastafarians = Winners.
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