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Jesus Loves, Jesus Loves!!!
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JESUS LOVES!!! HE LOVES YOU I TELLS YA HE LOVES YOU AND IT DRIVES ME INSANE BUT IN SOME WEIRD EPIPHANY WAYYYYY!!!!

Glory to Christ Almighty. |-.-| Amen!!!!

EDIT: Have you read revelations? The 144000? Those were the people from the OLD TESTAMENT!!! However... WE, are the ones referred to as, "The inumerable masses from 'all walks of life', language and heritage'."

What better way than to start on Crunchyroll, my dear friends? ^-^
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Rofl.
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It's ok. You've got time.
Posted 9/30/11
We, or some kinda know..

I understand but, hey, it's not that easy as reading this and suddenly changing roads.

(And posting another topic about reigion or somethin)
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OH ALLAH ALMIGHTY,
SAVE THIS POOR SOUL!


Posted 9/30/11
i don't understand..
Posted 9/30/11
I am God and Jesus says he does not love you.
Posted 9/30/11
I wanna talk about the flying spaghetti monster instead. Can we forget about jesus and talk about the flying spaghetti monster?

Posted 9/30/11
As god says:

Those who worship false idols shall be eternally damned. Those who think of I in any way that is not of My preference shall be eternally damned. Those who trick their fellow man, unless instructed by I, shall be eternally damned. Those who hurt their fellow man, unless instructed by I, shall be eternally damned. Those who spread blasphemy about I shall be eternally damned. Those who sin in My name shall be eternally damned.

My god! This guy is REALLY forgiving. I bet he's sitting up on his cloud throne right now, surrounded by Bishies with golden harps, laughing and stroking his long white beard.

"So, what are my servants doing today, mmm? Let's see...1600's, they were pillaging villages, raping villagers, and burning them at the stake for "Witchcraft"! Oh my, what a delightful turn of events." "Let's see...Oh! What a nice, young boy. His name's Hitler? My, what a good naming sense my servants have!*" "Let's see...Oh look! A pretty lass was found who had CHAMOMILE ROOT in her cellar? Oh my! Glad she burned at that stake! Mmm, I love the smell of roast girl in the morning. Oh, what's this? A group of villagers trying to kill some Crusaders? Ha! Off with their heads, I say! Kill them all and burn the corpses! Let them know their sins, their ETERNAL DAMNATIO- Wait, what was that? Oh my! Tea is ready? Yes, yes, I will have a cup. Thank you!"

That's about how I see "God".

*Hitler's parents were catholic/christian, I can't remember which. Funny coincidence, huh? Oh, damn, what chapter was it...I don't remember, but the part where the two girls got their father drunk and raped him? Yeah, that was some pretty strange stuff in a child's bible. Or how about that scene where those sodomites were raping a goat? Wonder why they weren't punished. Or, how about how catlicks...Er, catholics, raped children for years? It took them until, what, 2006 before a law from the Vatican was passed that sex with children is BAD? Yeaaaah.

*Dave activates FLAMESHIELD*
Posted 9/30/11
So I stay away from CR for a couple of days only to come and find this?
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Posted 9/30/11
yeah heck
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Vega66 wrote:

I am God and Jesus says he does not love you.



It is your right to say your opinion(s). But, there's a limit
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holy cow!!! wat happened?
Posted 9/30/11
Omfg I can't stand it when religion-freaks try to force religion on other people. GO AWAY.

Its great that you have something to believe in but keep it to yourself ffs
Posted 9/30/11
Jesus doesn't love me.
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