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The Bull and its horns...
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The mighty mongolian empire eh? How wonderous... Of what greatness was this man who freaked out for the loss of his two sons? Didn't seem like a good guy, eh? Regardless... do you see me? Yes? Good. Do you see this wall behind me? *points with thumb* Really? Good! Who else but the ones who foresake the light and dwell in literal darkness to send me pathetic regimes of constant hatred and vigor. Fret not, you will be made clear of your madness.

Parable of the Bull and the Matador: Like a good bull, he follows where there is red. Like a good matador, he kills the bull. I was originally thinking about making this light hearted... now? It's night time, I'm not playing nice, worthless wretch. :|

Care to toot my own horn here (pun related)? Santiago is in... and Joe or Joey, is out. Welcome to the house of the Lord. How d'ya do? ^-^

Like a good bull, he follows the red. Red, if you wish to relate it to this parable, can be considered rebellion. That is what sin is right? Right??? Good. Let's step this up a notch. That very same 'good bull' is about to face the wrath of the metaphorical spear. ^-^

Alright, toro toro! Come hither! What would you like me to do for you now? Hah! You missed... what else can I do for you? Let me make one thing clear, you demonic freak - devil. You will not suceed. You will perish, the millenial kingdom will come, whether you like it or not. ^-^

As some of you may or may not know, I am under spiritual attack. Why? Because I pissed the dumbass off. Now? He sends his pathetic followers and grovelers to my doorstep. Just earlier today! I was being followed by a white car. He was slowwwwwly watching me. ^-^ Do you hear this, NSA? CIA? F*** you. You are subservant to the devil. Believe me, the law of your nation is incomparable to the Law of Our Lord. Do you know what this Lord is called? Jesus is referred to as - Lord of Lords. Host of Hosts. Why? Because, no matter what you dooo... no matter what you try.... Or how hard you pull your demonic stings... you. will... not.... suc...ceed! ^-^ Is that understood, my demonic fool?

Remember my bio. Do you want a verbal ass woopin? No? Good. So if you're sending me hate mail, stupid requests to be a f***tard about it. F*** off. Troll or not, I am of the Light.

Santiago - a lord of Jesus the Christ (my Lord), has spoken. How's that for tootin my own horn? ^-^ DISPERSE

EDIT: Anyone else care to wake me up?

EDIT 2: Now a new topic of love. What is love, exactly?

EDIT 3: http://www.crunchyroll.com/forumtopic-735505/spiritual-warfare-what-is-it
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just want to note something....

Bulls are colorblind
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Then go to sleep...

EDIT: I will remain, but for your own good, if recommended, sleep.
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Not sure if serious but,


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I say this because you don't see what's going on in my other thread. I say this because some random guy sends me a friend request saying foolish things to counteract my say - Jesus is Lord.

Hence, 'go to sleep'. There's more to it than that, just don't worry about it.

EDIT: Do you think priests speak nice things all the time? They are literally fighting a spiritual battle. It's too much to explain in one night, please, leave it be.
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"Love is a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species..." Do you know what love is?
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I just covered my reasoning for the above. So... with all due respect, CR Staff, let me do what I have to do.

Here's the link: http://www.crunchyroll.com/forumtopic-735505/spiritual-warfare-what-is-it
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a quote is just a quote you seem to think that it has some deeper meaning when in fact i just put it up because i liked the sound of it
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Here is my problem with the ten commandments- why exactly are there 10?

You simply do not need ten. The list of ten commandments was artificially and deliberately inflated to get it up to ten. Here's what happened:

About 5,000 years ago a bunch of religious and political hustlers got together to try to figure out how to control people and keep them in line. They knew people were basically stupid and would believe anything they were told, so they announced that God had given them some commandments, up on a mountain, when no one was around.

Well let me ask you this- when they were making this shit up, why did they pick 10? Why not 9 or 11? I'll tell you why- because 10 sound official. Ten sounds important! Ten is the basis for the decimal system, it's a decade, it's a psychologically satisfying number (the top ten, the ten most wanted, the ten best dressed). So having ten commandments was really a marketing decision! It is clearly a bullshit list. It's a political document artificially inflated to sell better. I will now show you how you can reduce the number of commandments and come up with a list that's a little more workable and logical. I am going to use the Roman Catholic version because those were the ones I was taught as a little boy.

Let's start with the first three:

I AM THE LORD THY GOD
THOU SHALT NOT HAVE STRANGE GODS BEFORE ME

THOU SHALT NOT TAKE THE NAME OF THE LORD THY GOD IN VAIN

THOU SHALT KEEP HOLY THE SABBATH

Right off the bat the first three are pure bullshit. Sabbath day? Lord's name? strange gods? Spooky language! Designed to scare and control primitive people. In no way does superstitious nonsense like this apply to the lives of intelligent civilized humans in the 21st century. So now we're down to 7. Next:

HONOR THY FATHER AND MOTHER

Obedience, respect for authority. Just another name for controlling people. The truth is that obedience and respect shouldn't be automatic. They should be earned and based on the parent's performance. Some parents deserve respect, but most of them don't, period. You're down to six.

Now in the interest of logic, something religion is very uncomfortable with, we're going to jump around the list a little bit.

THOU SHALT NOT STEAL

THOU SHALT NOT BEAR FALSE WITNESS

Stealing and lying. Well actually, these two both prohibit the same kind of behavior- dishonesty. So you don't really need two you combine them and call the commandment "thou shalt not be dishonest". And suddenly you're down to 5.

And as long as we're combining I have two others that belong together:

THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT ADULTRY

THOU SHALT NOT COVET THY NEIGHBOR'S WIFE

Once again, these two prohibit the same type of behavior. In this case it is marital infidelity. The difference is- coveting takes place in the mind. But I don't think you should outlaw fantasizing about someone else's wife because what is a guy gonna think about when he's waxing his carrot? But, marital fidelity is a good idea so we're gonna keep this one and call it "thou shalt not be unfaithful". And suddenly we're down to four.

But when you think about it, honesty and fidelity are really part of the same overall value so, in truth, you could combine the two honesty commandments with the two fidelity commandments and give them simpler language, positive language instead of negative language and call the whole thing "thou shalt always be honest and faithful" and we're down to 3.

THOU SHALT NOT COVET THY NEIGHBOR"S GOODS

This one is just plain fuckin' stupid. Coveting your neighbor's goods is what keeps the economy going! Your neighbor gets a vibrator that plays "o come o ye faithful", and you want one too! Coveting creates jobs, so leave it alone. You throw out coveting and you're down to 2 now- the big honesty and fidelity commandment and the one we haven't talked about yet:

THOU SHALT NOT KILL

Murder. But when you think about it, religion has never really had a big problem with murder. More people have been killed in the name of god than for any other reason. All you have to do is look at Northern Ireland, Kashmir, the Inquisition, the Crusades, and the World Trade Center to see how seriously the religious folks take thou shalt not kill. The more devout they are, the more they see murder as being negotiable. It depends on who's doin the killin' and who's gettin' killed. So, with all of this in mind, I give you my revised list of the two commandments:

Thou shalt always be honest and faithful
to the provider of thy nookie.

&

Thou shalt try real hard not to kill anyone, unless of course
they pray to a different invisible man than you.

Two is all you need; Moses could have carried them down the hill in his fuckin' pocket. I wouldn't mind those folks in Alabama posting them on the courthouse wall, as long as they provided one additional commandment:

Thou shalt keep thy religion to thyself.
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I say this because you don't see what's going on in my other thread. I say this because some random guy sends me a friend request saying foolish things to counteract my say - Jesus is Lord.

Hence, 'go to sleep'. There's more to it than that, just don't worry about it.

EDIT: Do you think priests speak nice things all the time? They are literally fighting a spiritual battle. It's too much to explain in one night, please, leave it be.



Yo dawg. We heard you like quoting shit. So we put quotes in your quote so you can quote while you quote.
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SO MANY WALLS

DON'T THEY BELONG IN CHINA?


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