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The biggest WTF news story ever.
Posted 10/2/11
In 2010, French customs officers at the Rochambeau airport in Cayenne, French Guiana after noticing some suspicious bulges, conducted an intimate pat-down of a Dutch tourist and found some tiny parcels in some very personal space.

The guy with his shorts full of hummingbirds was reported to be a repeat offender; he was allegedly intercepted at the same airport with an accomplice and a cargo of 53 hummingbirds two years prior to this photographed encounter. I was unable to find record of the convict’s previous offence, but in the 2010 incident, he was fined €6000. The value of his catch was estimated to be between €10,400 and €13,200...


warning: this is bad.
http://thechive.com/2011/09/28/apparently-the-street-value-of-hummingbirds-is-up-there-with-plutonium-5-photos/
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Posted 10/2/11
I was expecting hummingbird to be slang for some sort of illegal drug, but I was wrong. I'm actually kind of surprised that it was actually real hummingbirds. How freaking hilarious is this?
Posted 10/2/11
I should catch the hummingbirds around my house and sell them on ebay sometime.
Posted 10/2/11
Lol wow. Poor hummingbirds.
Posted 10/2/11
Lol thats pretty funny, but not as funny as this

A man stepped into a 7Eleven, he asked to apply for a job, the manager gave him a fill in sheet which he wrote all his details on, including adress, phone number, license ID, credit card number, photo, etc.

The man pulled out a gun and asked for all the money in the till, leaving with a full bag of money, the robber left the application sheet on the counter with his REAL details! The robber was tracked down 2 hours after the robbery and served 8 months in jail. I heard about this story ages ago on tv, so i can't link you. but i remember seeing the CCTV footage of the robbery.
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Posted 10/2/11

HeadHunterz wrote:

Lol thats pretty funny, but not as funny as this

A man stepped into a 7Eleven, he asked to apply for a job, the manager gave him a fill in sheet which he wrote all his details on, including adress, phone number, license ID, credit card number, photo, etc.

The man pulled out a gun and asked for all the money in the till, leaving with a full bag of money, the robber left the application sheet on the counter with his REAL details! The robber was tracked down 2 hours after the robbery and served 8 months in jail. I heard about this story ages ago on tv, so i can't link you. but i remember seeing the CCTV footage of the robbery.


*cough dumbass cough*
Posted 10/2/11
I'm supposed to be shocked and angry, or are you being sarcastic?
Posted 10/2/11
I've seen worse to be honest..
Posted 10/2/11

hei007 wrote:


HeadHunterz wrote:

Lol thats pretty funny, but not as funny as this

A man stepped into a 7Eleven, he asked to apply for a job, the manager gave him a fill in sheet which he wrote all his details on, including adress, phone number, license ID, credit card number, photo, etc.

The man pulled out a gun and asked for all the money in the till, leaving with a full bag of money, the robber left the application sheet on the counter with his REAL details! The robber was tracked down 2 hours after the robbery and served 8 months in jail. I heard about this story ages ago on tv, so i can't link you. but i remember seeing the CCTV footage of the robbery.


*cough dumbass cough*


Was that at me or the robber?
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Posted 10/2/11
He was trying to learn how to fly with the birds in his shorts.

YEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 10/2/11
Why hummingbirds?
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Posted 10/2/11
I hope he was charged with animal cruelty, with stacked penalties for each bird.
Posted 10/3/11
Yeah, WTF

I don't know if I should be worried or not.
Ridiculous act incites ridiculous action. I'll stop by and watch and hope this doesn't affect me.
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Posted 10/3/11
is that a hummingbird in your pants or you just happy to see me .
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Posted 10/3/11
and thats the reason why the birds are angry ^_^ "angry birds"
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