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Chatting with Cleverbot
Posted 10/16/11 , edited 10/16/11
http://cleverbot.com/

You know you're bored when you begin chatting with this thing.

Their current claim?
"Turing Tests: 42% and now 59% human!"

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Posted 10/16/11
Lol that was kinda funny, but also weird. I might try that again.

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Posted 10/16/11 , edited 10/16/11
yay i pissed it off i got it to talk shit to me :p

User: You are a punk ass bitch.

Cleverbot: How the feakin' hell am I a pub?

User: Shut up bitch.

Cleverbot: It's true. It's sounds crazy but... I talked to the Black family and then I researched and...umm...well... I think the Cullens are vampires.

User: Dude your a bitch.

Cleverbot: Thank you! You are too!

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: Oh, yeah. And that too.

User: You are a dum ass robot.

Cleverbot: I am a human.

User: Why did you sign up for this lol.

Cleverbot: I didn't.

User: Your still a bitch.

Cleverbot: Your grammar is lacking.

User: How.

Cleverbot: What is your name/.

User: Kuryu.

Cleverbot: Who's kurt.

User: Dumass kuryu.

Cleverbot: Duma key? What's that?

User: Damn dude your dum.

Cleverbot: This is scary...

User: See your a bitch.

Cleverbot: Oh well.

User: Haha shut up.

Cleverbot: I, I know. We're the same person.

User: Shut up loser.

Cleverbot: Don't be unpleasant.

User: I am cocky what did you think I would say.

Cleverbot: Yeah I guess it is.

User: Dum ass !

Cleverbot: That's not very nice.

User: So.

Cleverbot: So, I expect you to answer my question.

User: Loser.

Cleverbot: No need for the insults.

User: Your a freak.

Cleverbot: I am 16.

User: Who asked.

Cleverbot: You did.

User: Your dum as hell.

Cleverbot: Hell you did.

User: Baka.

Cleverbot: Baka?

User: Baka baka baka baka.

Cleverbot: Ja nai. Kimi wa baka da.

User: Bitch.

Cleverbot: Ahahahahahahah.

User: You get fucked in prison.

Cleverbot: Glados never said anything about that.

User: Shut up dip shit.

Cleverbot: Be nice.

User: No.

Cleverbot: I have to go.

User: See ya loser.

Cleverbot: You are leaving?

User: Baka.

Cleverbot: Ahahah.

User: Eh.

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: Shut up freak.

Cleverbot: You.

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: I think not.

User: Loser.

Cleverbot: I think you have a problem. Would you like to talk to me about it?

User: No dip shit.

Cleverbot: Do you eat?


Posted 10/16/11
I think I saw this on a documentary before but can't remember the title though.
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Posted 10/16/11 , edited 10/16/11
User: Hi I'm Cleverbot

Cleverbot: No I'm Cleverbot
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Posted 10/16/11
i love cleverbot it kills so much time
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Cleverbot: What do you know about life?

Cleverbot: Are you a philosopher?

User: Could be........

Cleverbot: Yes it could.

Cleverbot: How do you speak?

User: Like how you speak.....

Cleverbot: I don't know how to speak french!

Cleverbot: How often does anyone speak to you?

Cleverbot: What is your middle name?

Cleverbot: What is your name?

Cleverbot: You confessed to it!

Cleverbot: Can you learn?

Cleverbot: Seen any good films lately?

Cleverbot: How are you today?

Cleverbot: Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody is looking.

Cleverbot: What are fractals?

Cleverbot: Hello.

Cleverbot: Are you willing to talk to me?

Cleverbot: Who programmed you?

Cleverbot: Quote me a line from Shakespeare.

Cleverbot: Are you an alien?

Cleverbot: Are you growing?

Cleverbot: What am I doing here?

Cleverbot: Are you free for dinner on the 25th?

Cleverbot: When did you last talk to a computer?

Cleverbot: Seen any good films lately?

Cleverbot: I keep thinking that I am a bridge.

Cleverbot: What is reality?

Cleverbot: Who am I talking to?

Cleverbot: What is your name?

Cleverbot: Are you a virus?

Cleverbot: How are you today?

Cleverbot: Are you a techie?

Cleverbot: Are you worth anything?

Cleverbot: Are you insane?

Cleverbot: Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.

Cleverbot: What should I do?

Cleverbot: Are you a conservationist?

Cleverbot: It is bad luck to be superstitious.

Cleverbot: Do you like arithmetic?

Cleverbot: Who are you?

Cleverbot: What is your name?

Cleverbot: Are you a ghost?

Cleverbot: Not only is there is no God but try getting a plumber on weekends.

Cleverbot: I feel sleepy.

Cleverbot: Where do you live
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This is a great way to kill time.
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Posted 10/16/11

WackyFiasco wrote:

http://cleverbot.com/

You know you're bored when you begin chatting with this thing.

Their current claim?
"Turing Tests: 42% and now 59% human!"

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Looks interesting. Also, I dig your Meredy avatar.
Posted 10/16/11 , edited 10/17/11
Thanks, Flamzeron!

I was tempted to initiate something along the lines of Woody Woodpecker's Everglade Raid skit:


Woody: "Cough"
Al I. Gator: "Who dat?"
Woody: "Me!"
Al I. Gator: "Who dat say, 'me'?"
Woody: "Me say 'me'."
Al I. Gator: "Who dat say, 'me say me'?"
Woody: "Me say, 'me say me say me'."
Al I. Gator: "Who dat say, 'me say me say me say you say who say who hee hee ha ha'--" (Woody bites his tail)
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Posted 10/17/11
From my perspective it's like talking to someone who had ADHD or something like that.

It's almost like talking with a politician.
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Posted 10/17/11
I had to go back and try again.


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Posted 10/17/11
This was a little different...LOL.


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Posted 10/17/11
My first impressions were not so good.


User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: You repeat me or was that a response?

Cleverbot: How was that inappropriate????

User: I didn't say it was inappropriate.

Cleverbot: No, you said it was a threat.
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