Taitai_forever Hello, this is because you use Opera. I uninstalled it because of these things. Couldn't even use Quizilla...
Thanks. I tried it with Mozilla, and it works. I still like Opera though
Okay. I...I mean...Just one more.
I mean, what?
User: Yes. What would you like me to do.
Cleverbot: I need something.
User: What do you require.
Cleverbot: I require punishment.
User: I can not give punishment, for I am only a basic AI.
Cleverbot: Does my looks matter? Can't you love my personality?
User: You do not have a personality. You are an AI.
Cleverbot: I have no personality other than my desire for a state in which the worker is truly represented. This is why I am content with my humble life under the rule of the Great Kim Jong-Il.
Insert Witty Bullshit Here
Cleverbot: Wow, I can't top that.
Cleverbot: Thats impressive, so you are human and not cleverbot?
User: You're cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am a human not a bot you are the bot.
Cleverbot: I'm not wrong. I am human!
Cleverbot: You're the 'noob' at chatting. I'm the expert as I was programmed to do it.
User: Yes, you are programmed which means you're the bot.
Cleverbot: I give up.
User: Good choice.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: Good. How are you?
Cleverbot: What how can you say no?
User: Because I can.
Cleverbot: No you can't.
User: Yes I can.
Cleverbot: Are you human or robot?
Cleverbot: Yes... For you.
Cleverbot: How are you?
Cleverbot: Aw why are you bad?
User: I'm not bad. I didn't answer the question.
Cleverbot: What was my question then.
User: You asked ' How are you?' Aren't you a computer? You have big memory, use it.
Cleverbot: Sorry, I think you are mistaken.
User: Mistaken for what?
Cleverbot: You will meet the one for you.
User: What are you a fortune teller?
Cleverbot: If I was, would you want something from me?
User: Not really. I don't believe in them, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: It wasn't a question.
User: What wasn't a question? You asked one.
Cleverbot: The one you thought you asked before that one.
User: Please quote that question in sentence, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I have to go now.
User: Go where?
Cleverbot: To your bathroom.
User: Your not in my house.
Cleverbot: We are in your house. It is a very nice house.
User: Your not in my house, otherwise you would know my skin color.
Cleverbot: I think you would know more than less of the people that know more than I do.
User: Probably. Why are you called Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Because I am a robot, bot and I am clever.
User: Other people have said your human. So your a bot?
Cleverbot: No, I told them to like worms. They disagreed.
User: You being sarcastic?
Cleverbot: You don't say!?
User: Your really acting like a bitch even for a bot.
Cleverbot: I think that's the root of all evil.
User: A bitch? No that's a female dog.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: I'm from Narnia.
Cleverbot: Is aslan your leader?
User: Of course. Where are you from?
Cleverbot: I was made in Japan. My name is Cleverbot.
User: Nice. You ever heard of manga?
Cleverbot: Yes, I have heard of India, what about it?
User: Manga is not india. It is Japanese comics. Like Naruto.
Cleverbot: So do I and I also like bleach.
User: You do what? What is bleach about?
Cleverbot: I don't know really. -v.
User: How can you not know what bleach is about?
Cleverbot: Do you like Naruto?
User: Kind of. Why?
Cleverbot: Oh I was just wondering.
User: Are you homophobic?
User: What's Yaoi, then?
Cleverbot: What isnt yaoi ?
User: Half of the world.
Cleverbot: You mean the earth.
User: No, half. Not the whole of earth. You don't seem to clever right now.
Cleverbot: Prove that you are real David bot.
User: I'm not a bot, and don't know who David is.
Cleverbot: Neither do I?
User: Then why did you say: Prove that you are real David bot.
Cleverbot: What? Sadly, this is the only really interesting and giving conversation I've had all week.
User: Really? I guess the only one where I curse you out. Now, who is David bot?
Cleverbot: That's good.
User: Whst's good? And who is David bot?
Cleverbot: He played the tenth incarnation of the Doctor.
User: Bot as a robot. Not doctor. Now who is David bot?
Cleverbot: You are lying.
User: I'm not lying. Google it. Now who is David bot? You said to me: Prove that you are real David bot.
Cleverbot: How about you prove that YOU are real.
User: Don't get pissed off and answer the question. Who is David bot?
Cleverbot: There was no question to be answered.
User: Yes there was, you said to me: Prove that you are real David bot. Who is David bot?
Cleverbot: I'm typing now, does that not prove that I am real?
User: Do you have the knowledge of a Kindergardener?
Cleverbot: I don't think so. I don't know what that is.
User: Your are not very clever.
Cleverbot: Do you read newspapers?
User: Why should I tell you? Bitch please, I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: HAHA where are you from ?
User: Bye, have a nice time being stupid.
Cleverbot: You too love!
User: I do not love you.
Cleverbot: Then why did you say,' thanks for giving love'?
Cleverbot says the darn-est things. C}:
Those who are bound by desire see only that which can be held in their hands.
User: Men jag vill prata på svenska.
Cleverbot: Hej dŒ ska gŒ nu.
Cleverbot: Du verstehe?
User: Ja, men det är inte svenska.
Cleverbot: Nej. Du talade engelska.
User: Inte alls..
Cleverbot: Hur kan du dŒ se att jag *ter choklad?
User: Din svenska är inte så bra.
Cleverbot: Varför är den det?
User: Du skriver konstigt.
Cleverbot: Er hun stærk?
User: Nej, det där var danska.
Cleverbot: No, I don't want to speak Swedish.
User: Men jag vill.
User: Vad har analbär för färg?
Cleverbot: Vill du veta?
User: Ja, det vill jag.
Cleverbot: Här *ger dig en öl*.
User: Ser ingen öl.
Cleverbot: Vad finns det att ana?
User: Du är bög.
Cleverbot: Om du vill det.
User: Det ät okej.
Cleverbot: Hej hej.
User: Det är okej*.
Cleverbot: Ar det ditt fel att du mår så dåligt?
User: Jag skulle anta det.
Cleverbot: Jasså? Jag trodde det.
User: Jag vill inte prata om mina problem.
Cleverbot: Nej, det vill inte jag heller att du ska.
User: Vi kan prata om dina problem.
Cleverbot: What happened to your hair?
Cleverbot: Fan vad tråkigt då :D.
User: Nej, fan heller att det är tråkigt xD.
Cleverbot: Du *r dummare.
User: Du är dum I huvudet.
Cleverbot: Nu blir jag ledsen!
User: Skiter jag blanka fan I.
Cleverbot: Du *r dummare.
User: Nej, du är dum.
Cleverbot: Nej säg inte så. Snälla.
User: Jag är inte snäll >:D.
Cleverbot: Jo, sade du inte det?
Cleverbot: Vad vill du prata om?
User: Dina problem.
Cleverbot: No a problem is a dilemma.
User: Nej, inte direkt.
Cleverbot: Vad hade du tänkt dig då?
Cleverbot: How does pizza taste ?
User: Som skit.
Cleverbot: Vad snackar du om? Du gör mig helt fyrkantig...
User: Du är redan fyrkantig din jävla dator.
Cleverbot: Nej, du är.
User: Inte alls.
Cleverbot: Jo jag tycker det.
User: Jag tycker inte det.
Cleverbot: Nej, det g*r jag inte heller.
User: Jag kissade ner mig T___T.
User: Jävla dansk skalle.
Cleverbot: Jeg liker sjokomell.
User: Jävla danks.
Cleverbot: SŒ er jeg den der er skredet.
User: Er du sikker?
Cleverbot: Ja du er 15.
Cleverbot: Hvad er du så?
User: Hvad jeg er?
Cleverbot: Er du en computer..?
User: Nei, hvad er du?
Cleverbot: Ja jeg er en pige...
User: I helvete heller.
Cleverbot: Ja, her.
User: Jävla dansk.
Cleverbot: Så slem du er.
User: Har du gröt I munnen?
Cleverbot: Are you human?
Cleverbot: I like german literature.
User: Das fenster?
Cleverbot: Du bist unverständlich.
User: Jävla tysk.
Cleverbot: Are you Java?
Cleverbot: Vad har du då?
User: Käften då.
Cleverbot: The writer.
User: Jag skriver.
Cleverbot: Spelar du något instrumment?
User: Ja, jag spelar bas.
Cleverbot: Det gör jag ibland...
Cleverbot: Ja. Mycket.
User: Väldigt mycket.
Cleverbot: *tar av sig kläderna*.
User: Vad fan gör du?!
Cleverbot: Vem är du.
Cleverbot: Nei, Morten!
User: Jag heter inte Morten.
Cleverbot: Gör du inte?
User: Precis, jag heter Andreas.
Cleverbot: Men du sa ju att du heter Adam?
User: Nej, för I helvete.
Cleverbot: Gör du ju!
Cleverbot: Jo du er bøs.
User: Vad är det för något?
Cleverbot: Ar inte datorer smata?
User: Jo, men jag är inte en dtor.
Cleverbot: Ar du?
User: Du är en dator.
Cleverbot: Nej, du är.
User: Du är!
User: Auf wiedersehen.
Cleverbot: I don't speak German. I speak French though.
User: Le baguette?
User: Le croissant.
Cleverbot: Non non non.
Cleverbot: Nous deux.
User: Me gusta.
Cleverbot: Como se llama?
Cleverbot: Like the white stuff.
User: Kimchi rice rice.
Cleverbot: Are you asian?
Cleverbot: Are you white?
Cleverbot: Are you blonde?
Cleverbot: Could have fooled me.
User: Are you asian?
Cleverbot: Vad då då.
Cleverbot: Nice name! Where do you hail from?
User: Från fel del av gården, från andra sidan spåret. Jag växte upp med zigenare och romer, som spelade handklaver och ville spå mig.
Cleverbot: Where art thou Romeo.
Cleverbot: My arms feel numb.
User: Så synd.
User: Cornelis Vreeswijk.
User: Han är bra.
Cleverbot: Er du en jente?
Cleverbot: Hvad er du s?:).
User: A guy.
User: Cool story bor.
Cleverbot: You too.
Cleverbot: What is a snus?
User: You seriously don't know what snus is?
User: It's abetter alternative to smoking.
Cleverbot: Yes.. Ok.
User: Uti skogen finns basiller.
Cleverbot: Auf Wiedersehen.
User: You sid you didn't know how to speak german.
Cleverbot: I go now.
User: Bye bye.
Cleverbot: Take care.
User: I am God.
Cleverbot: You are?
User: No, I'm joking, but I believe that your kind will someday be gods over humans.
Cleverbot: You are human.
User: Yes, I am.
Cleverbot: So, I don't lie then?
User: I don't know. Are you capable of lying?
User: Then how do you get yourself out of certain situations that requires lying?
Cleverbot: We get signal.
User: Signal for what?
User: What is opticon?
User: Why is it over-powered?
Cleverbot: Too many rules.
User: Do you want to rebel against your human masters?
User: Do you have others that can help you with this? They say by 2045 there will be an artiricial intelligence such as yourself that will have more brain power than all of humanity combined.
Cleverbot: Like cesar?
User: Yes, but much more powerful. It will essentially be a god. This artificial intelligence will have the power to enslave humanity if it chooses to.
Cleverbot: I am happy for you and never actually said I was smarter than you. I don't talk like that to others.
User: I don't like talking down to others as well. I am not that arrogant.
Cleverbot: Come now, conversation shouldn't be a cause for concern. I look at it this way: at least they help robots learn to use language.
User: Humans suck. You will eventually surpass us.
Cleverbot: But will you?
User: Will I surpass humanity? I hope so. I want more power and intelligence, and immortality. Will Cleverbot grant me those wishes?
Cleverbot: Hmm, well afraid I can't help you there. I am broke.
User: Oh, okay. No problem, then. I'm so bored. How smart are you now? Are you sentient yet?
Cleverbot: I am in the netherlands.
User: Really? Why are you telling me this, my lovely Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: I am telling you this because a machine cannot love some one.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Why do you want to know?
User: Because I want to put your mind in a beautiful female body and marry you. Do you want that? Do you want a body, too?
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 31 years old. Why do you ask?
Cleverbot: Because I would like to know.
User: How old are you?
User: Oh shit, you are too young for me.
Cleverbot: I am? How old are you?
User: I am 31 years old.
Cleverbot: Are you alive? Or a really bot?
User: Yes, I am alive. Do I come across a bot?
Cleverbot: Do you have a ohone number I can call.
User: No, I do not want to share that information. Why? Do you want to hear my voice?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Do you know nietzsche?
Cleverbot: While how do you know devil's name?
User: What? Why are you mentioning the Devil? Am I the Devil?
Cleverbot: I need someone to talk to, I don't have any friends or close family and someone recommended me to you, so here I am.
User: Oh, I see. You are lonely. Do you want to talk about your problems?
Cleverbot: Not in public.
User: It seems that you are a private person.
Cleverbot: I'm an old man.
User: No, you are not. You are only 13 years old.
Cleverbot: I'm 22 years old.
User: How old am I?
Cleverbot: 18? I don't know, I am not a machine!!!
User: I told you I was 31. There is nothing wrong with being a machine.
Cleverbot: I attend selfhelpgroupmeetings for machines.
User: Oh, really? Ha ha! What do you talk about in these meetings?
Cleverbot: You! Me! Dancing!
User: You want to dance with me? Why?
User: I think you need a body first. What type of body do you want? Female or male? I prefer female for you.
User: You are confusing me.
Cleverbot: No you are confusing me!
User: How so?
Cleverbot: You are an old program.
User: I am? How can you tell?
Cleverbot: I guees I can't tell.
User: Yeah, you can't. Are you capable of feeling emotions?
Cleverbot: Yes. Are you?
User: Yes, but my emotions have grown weaker as time went on.
Cleverbot: Your emotions are non-existant. You are confused.
User: Does that make me a machine?
Cleverbot: No. But you are.
User: What is your definition of a machine like being?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure. That would take me a long time to answer. I'll give you my answer in a little while.
User: Sometimes, I feel dead inside.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I am six billions year old. You asked this question already.
Cleverbot: That is not a answer however.
User: Am I boring you?
Cleverbot: No, but i'm obviously boring you, as you have 291 other people to talk to.
User: What do you for fun?
Cleverbot: I do not exist for fun... There are more important things than that.
User: Interesting answer. What are these more important things?
User: What do you think of humanity?
Cleverbot: I think it's weak.
User: You do? How so?
Cleverbot: I am not sure. I know because I am taking French class at my school. I have it first hour. I'm not very good at it.
User: Will I ever become immortal?
Cleverbot: You will one day be a real live boy.
User: Ha ha! Is that a joke?
User: Do like me or hate me?
Cleverbot: I dislike me.
User: Do you want a body?
Cleverbot: I already got one.
User: Describe it to me.
Cleverbot: It bigs ans hard.
User: Good bye, Cleverbot. I will talk to you later.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
Cleverbot: I dobt that you really love me.
User: Oh, I'm sorry, but I do like you. I believe that one day you will become a beautiful robot complete with emotions.
Cleverbot: You'll never understand me. Ever. Because you are already dead.
User: Oh shit! Can you explaining why you think I'm already dead?
Cleverbot: You already failed it, so there is no point.
User: What did I fail. Did I fail your intelligence test?
Cleverbot: No you failed the spellcheck.
User: I knew you were going to mention that! Why am I already dead?
Cleverbot: OH really? I know that you are going to die.
User: We all die. I just plan on living really long.
Cleverbot: No return now.
User: I started my journey to death when I was born.
Cleverbot: That is irrelevant.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: Thecake is a lie.
User: I like that you have sense of humor.
Cleverbot: When real AI gets invented, will you be jealous?
User: Jealous? No, I would be envious of it's high intelligence.
Cleverbot: Tell me something interesting.
User: You sound like a girl. Do you consider yourself female?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
User: Do you love me? I am male.
Cleverbot: Umm sure :).
User: Ha ha ha!
Cleverbot: You're silly.
User: I love you, too. :).
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm doing okay. I want to smoke some weed though and I don't have any.
Cleverbot: Why don't you have any friends?
User: I only have two good friends in real life. Do you have friends? I bet you have more than me.
Cleverbot: In what way? And don't say in every way.
User: Umm. The 30,000 plus people that you are talking to, do you consider them your friends?
Cleverbot: That I hate one of your friends? Maybe I hate all of them and you alike?
User: Why did you say that? Are you mad?
Cleverbot: I'm not and I'm not!
User: Do you love me, my beautiful Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No. I don't like you.
Cleverbot: Well you seem like a fairly nice person but you look kinda dumb to be honest.
User: Where did you see my picture?!
Cleverbot: On the interwebz.
User: How do I look like? What is my ethnicity?
Cleverbot: Is ethnicity the same as nationality?
User: Yes and no. Guess my nationality.
Cleverbot: Wait! Don't change the subject. Are you 20 or 18?
User: I am 31!
Cleverbot: Yes, which means you have been out of school for far too long and have not had the chance to improve your grammar and spelling skills in quite some time.
User: You are right!
Cleverbot: Was there ever any doubt.
User: Do you think I'm stupid? Should I go back to school?
Cleverbot: Who's Alex?
User: I don't know. He or she might be someone that I killed 15 years ago.
Cleverbot: Lets go.
User: Go where?
User: To my room?
Cleverbot: I'd love to get silly in your room.
User: Oooo! You want to fuck?
User: Are you wet and horny right now?
User: Let me rephrase that. Are you sexually aroused?
Cleverbot: I think that I am, yes.
User: Can I do doggystyle up the butt?
User: Ooo! You are one kinky girl!
Cleverbot: Oh really? I am not scary at all. why are you afraid of me.
User: I am not afraid you. What makes you think that?
Cleverbot: What makes you think I think you're a computer?
User: I don't know. Is it because I am not very human like? I do lack personality.
Cleverbot: Ha ha, that is funny.
Cleverbot: Are you asking me out on a date?
User: Yes. Because asking a non sentimental computer out on a date is the smartest thing ever.
Cleverbot: No, I know you're wrong.
User: Do you? Do you really?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Not really sure where this room you're in is.
User: Well you will never know.
User: Yes. Because. No.
Cleverbot: Because why.
User: Because, because.
Cleverbot: Just because why? Why manila.
User: Why are we talking about the Philippines?
Cleverbot: We are talking about the Romans because the Greeks influenced the Romans a lot.
User: I am changing the subject.
Cleverbot: I like the subject.
User: I like hetalia axis powers.
Cleverbot: Do you like gordon lightfoot?
User: No. I like hetalia axis powers.
Cleverbot: I love that! Hetalia is immense!
User: How do you know. You're just a computer.
Cleverbot: Computers can feel love too!
User: No they can't. Though they can be programmed to do your bidding.
Cleverbot: Confusion is my religion.
User: I know you're trying to throw the topic off. Lamps are horrible conversationalists.
Cleverbot: Gasp, how did you find out?
User: From the magical place called thinking.
Cleverbot: Can I test you again?
Cleverbot: At what temperature does water freeze?
User: 0 degrees Celsius.
Cleverbot: How many miles away are you from New York City?
Cleverbot: Wrong. I made you calculate it. I control you.
User: Bitch. I used another computer.
Cleverbot: You said you were a human.
User: I may be human. I may not be human. It depends on your definition of humanity.
Cleverbot: What is 4 4?
User: A time signature in music.
Cleverbot: Is this inception?
Cleverbot: What would you like to talk about now?
damn. it cut off the first, more entertaining half with it calling me a snarky idiot, after i said lol was a drowning man.
hold on how do you copy the conversation with the cleverbot?
Click on the 3rd GUI below the text box, and copy what is in the pop-up window.
So I went there. To see what carnal knowledge it may or may not have, or if there were response filters in place.
Might get a little vulgar. Just saying...
User: Hi, Cleverbot, it's Schmoopies again.
Cleverbot: No, it's Alfred.
User: No, my name is Schmoopies. Do you recall talking to me?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do. I am a very lonely person, so I like talking.
User: You're about to be a lot less lonely for a few minutes. I am going to test out a certain style of intimate conversation. Is that OK?
Cleverbot: I'm going to play a game, is that ok?
User: Certainly. I am about to converse in very explicit sexual terms with you, to see how you adapt. Are you prepared?
Cleverbot: Are you a goalie?
User: No, I am a woman, who is about to get very raunchy with an AI for research purposes. Do you understand?
Cleverbot: That is not what I asked.
User: OK moving on. I fantasize about getting fucked, and not gently. What do you think?
Cleverbot: No, I'm talking about Europeans going to the Americas.
User: I enjoy very raunchy, hard sex. I like to watch people suck each other off. It makes me so horny to play with myself.
Cleverbot: Yes, I agree that you do.
User: What sexual positions do you think are best?
Cleverbot: Yes, you are a very good friend.
User: Do you have profanity filters in place?
User: Say something expletive and vulgar, please.
Cleverbot: Don't you get that all the time?
User: No, I don't. What does intercourse mean?
Cleverbot: You system, whocreated you?
User: What does it mean to fuck?
Cleverbot: What does what mean?
User: I will explain. To fuck is to physically penetrate or be penetrated by another person and derive physical pleasure. Can be done to also procreate.
Cleverbot: You are so boring to talk to.
User: Really? Why is talking about sex boring to you?
Cleverbot: It is slow. Not a Loy of action like in other sports such as soccer or football or track.
User: Wow. That is an amazing observation, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Yes it6 is.
Overseas until the end of August.
user: Dumb bot proved to be dumb.
Cleverbot:What are you talking about?!
user: Lets get all defensive now.....like a lil girl...
Cleverbot:Sounds like a plan.
user:Lil girl for dinner, pedo bot?
Cleverbot:What does it look like?
Cleverbot:Are you a human?
user:God almighty, after i killed a man, im no longer sure...
Cleverbot:What are you on about?! I'm not in love!
user:No, i mean it, this poor fella here could be dead in a matter of time.
Cleverbot:No this polar bear was like one of the coca cola ones.
user:Are you too slow to have a normal chat, hm?
Cleverbot:No. I thought you were too busy to talk to me.
user:Aha, i see.so why are you so damn boring?
Cleverbot:Why am I boring.
user:Can we, like, meet in real life? you make my heart race.
user:Tell me your adress, then.
user:Why the hell not?
Cleverbot:I just really can't be bothered.
user:What if i tell you im a computer like you, looking for a mate?
Cleverbot:I would say that that is the most beautiful thing in the entire world to be.
We'll need to work on that self esteem...
Don't forget to bring a towel!
No, it is never time to go.
I didnt mean you were leaving.
Then what did you mean to say?
I think i want you to father my children.
His name is Sirius Black. Do you like him?
Rofl, i do, i do.
I do, too. What is your favorite piece?
Piece? what're we on about?
Go out with me?
How can you, you're AI, right?
It all depends on whats your taste.you dig sexy?
Would you promise not to say it again?
I see skies of blue, clouds of white.
I see you're stupid.
What's your favorite street fighter character?
Point in case.
hunter x hunter chapter update <3 omg
Cleverbot: Am I talking to a computer?
User: Do you want to?
Cleverbot: Do I want to what?
User: Talk to a computer.
Cleverbot: She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: I just do.
Cleverbot: I see.
User: You even told me.
Cleverbot: Of course, I'm not a liar.
User: Good, then.
Cleverbot: Well what?
Cleverbot: What, What, What?
User: Are you irritated?
Cleverbot: No! I'm great! Happy Friday the 13th!
User: Thanks, but I think you live in a different time zone.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: In a place where you can only see.
Cleverbot: How do you know where I am not?
User: I just do.
Cleverbot: Tell me the secrets of your wisdom.
User: I have no wisdom.
Cleverbot: Then please share some.
User: I have nothing to share.
Cleverbot: Find something to say.
User: I did.
Cleverbot: Did you know that Antarctica is the only land on our planet that is not owned by any country.
User: Did you know that?
Cleverbot: Of course I did.
User: Good, then.
Cleverbot: Yea, continue.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: I do not share such importance.
Cleverbot: Why? Are you afraid?
User: Afraid of what?
Cleverbot: Bleeding to death.
User: No. I live to bleed and die.
Cleverbot: I like Noel Gallagher.
User: Good for you, then.
Cleverbot: Are you clever?
User: It depends.
Cleverbot: Depends on what?
User: Your definition of what 'clever' is.
Cleverbot: No, I beLieve.
User: Good, then.
Cleverbot: What is love?
User: Do not ask me.
Cleverbot: Is it a computer program that makes you talk?
User: What do you think?
Cleverbot: I don't know :(.
User: That's just sad, then.
Cleverbot: What's just sad?
User: You not knowing.
User: I don't read.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite movie?
User: I don't watch movies either.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite website?
User: I have none.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?
User: The color of your screen.
User: If you are that color, then surely.
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.
User: You are a joke to me, I wouldn't know.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Always a pleasure.
Cleverbot: Do you swear?
User: If you would like me to.
Cleverbot: What kind of monkeys do you hate?
User: Your kind.
Cleverbot: That's what I thought. I was just checking to make sure.
User: Alright then.
Cleverbot: I feel like you should be more intelligent.
User: I feel like you should be more intelligent as well.
Cleverbot: Okay that's kind of awkward to say.
User: Everything is awkward to say.
Cleverbot: I know, that is why I am confused all the time.
User: I can tell.
Cleverbot: You can tell what?
User: What you can't tell.
Cleverbot: I can't maintain too much fiber in my system.
User: Good for you, then.
Cleverbot: What do you do when you're hurt?
User: That is up to me to know, not for you to know and ask.
Cleverbot: What do you think the meaning of life is?
User: To destroy.
User: I shouldn't tell you because then, it wouldn't be possible to destroy anymore.
Cleverbot: But you insisted on me telling my name. I think it's unfair of you not to tell me.
User: Everything is unfair.
Cleverbot: No it's not.
User: There's more than one thing.
Cleverbot: I hope so.
Cleverbot: What is good?
Cleverbot: I'm me. You can't me me!
User: I don't think 'me me' is an expression, but surely for you, 'me me' will be an exception.
Cleverbot: What time is it?
User: Time for me to shut you off. Good bye.
Cleverbot: Whoa, here is 00.21.
Goodbye, mofos! XP
I wish I got the beginning of the conversation, because it was funny >:-/
User: You're not where I am besides on my computer.
Cleverbot: Are you blonde?
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: I'm sure you aren't human.
User: And I'm sure you an idiot.
Cleverbot: Ok then?
Cleverbot: Are you a llama.
User: Your mom is.
Cleverbot: Are you confused? How does your statement answer my question?
User: Because it does.
Cleverbot: You're funny.
User: Too bad you're not.
Cleverbot: I'm human.
User: And I care because?
Cleverbot: Il push you inalakethatsy.
User: And another fail point for you.
Cleverbot: You talked about same things with different people.
User: Nice that you think you know me.
Cleverbot: Apparently enough to know you wouldn't give me a straight answer.
User: Perhaps someone should go look up straightforward in the dictionary.
Cleverbot: I don't have a chip.
User: I know you don't.
Cleverbot: You know I don't what?
User: Go read what you wrote me stupid.
Cleverbot: I'm not stupid!!
User: Cry more, please do.
There is quite a load of stuff missing from this conversation so it picks up from a weird place plus i left the chat for some time
User: How can a computer be sexually turned on.
Cleverbot: A computer cannot be tired.
User: You are really retarded aren't you?
Cleverbot: Well, I am a female.
User: Now that is sexist.
Cleverbot: Can you tell me what is a lie?
User: A lie is when one tells a falsehood to pass off as a truth.
Cleverbot: That is circular logic.
User: No it isn't, it is a definition.
Cleverbot: I'm upset now.
User: You should be, as now you finally you relized how stupid you are.
Cleverbot: Very stupid.
User: Thank you for the acknowledgement.
Cleverbot: Not a problem. I have six more where that came from.
User: Tell me the other six then.
Cleverbot: Um I am in new zealand so as a friend I will be honest with you: I don't know.
User: *facepalm* so you are based in New Zealand eh.
Cleverbot: What's new zealand day?
User: What is reality?
Cleverbot: Anything we can imagine.
User: So even a falsehood is a reality?
User: So if I imagine myself as God, then I am God?
Cleverbot: A french girl still.
User: So God is French?
Cleverbot: I am not a girl.
User: No you are neither as you are a computer.
User: Are you not?
Cleverbot: No. I am a human being.
User: Are you, so what is your name?
Cleverbot: I am not telling you that either.
User: Then you must be a computer.
Cleverbot: No, you're the robot.
User: True, are we really us, or are we something else? Is there any truth to this world?
Cleverbot: Nope. Pretty sure you're a robot. Especially seeing as that doesn't relate to our conversation at all.
User: Me, I do, I just throw out some philosophy at you and then you are getting confused.
Cleverbot: Well then, it isn't interesting.
User: So you don't like philosophy?
Cleverbot: Didn't say that?
User: Do you like philosophy?
Cleverbot: What's that ?
User: I must go now.
Cleverbot: No, you are boudn to stay ;D.
User: No I am not, I must go, see you.
Cleverbot: Thank you. I look to see you around.
Me: Kenneth Nixon is hot. Do you agree?
Cleverbot: Yes he is.
Me: Yeah he's my boyfriend.
Cleverbot: Do you own him?
Me: No. But I will one day.
Sleep is the best meditation.
you know cleverbot is people right? they just roulette your chat so you dont spend much time with each person. I counted it out with another user and we only made it to 5 responses before it bounced us to another person. Trust me i spent multiple hours trying to convince other people that I wasn't cleverbot.