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Chatting with Cleverbot
Posted 10/18/11 , edited 10/18/11

Taitai_forever Hello, this is because you use Opera. I uninstalled it because of these things. Couldn't even use Quizilla...


Thanks. I tried it with Mozilla, and it works. I still like Opera though

Okay. I...I mean...Just one more.

I mean, what?

User: Yes. What would you like me to do.

Cleverbot: I need something.

User: What do you require.

Cleverbot: I require punishment.

User: I can not give punishment, for I am only a basic AI.

Cleverbot: Does my looks matter? Can't you love my personality?

User: You do not have a personality. You are an AI.

Cleverbot: I have no personality other than my desire for a state in which the worker is truly represented. This is why I am content with my humble life under the rule of the Great Kim Jong-Il.

...Wat?
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Posted 10/18/11
User: 123456789.

Cleverbot: Wow, I can't top that.

User: Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzåäö.

Cleverbot: Thats impressive, so you are human and not cleverbot?

User: You're cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I am a human not a bot you are the bot.

User: WRONG!

Cleverbot: I'm not wrong. I am human!

User: Noob.

Cleverbot: You're the 'noob' at chatting. I'm the expert as I was programmed to do it.

User: Yes, you are programmed which means you're the bot.

Cleverbot: I give up.

User: Good choice.

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New Conversation....

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Posted 10/18/11
Cleverbot says the darn-est things. C}:
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Posted 10/18/11
User: Eat.

Cleverbot: Are you asking me out on a date?

User: Yes. Because asking a non sentimental computer out on a date is the smartest thing ever.

Cleverbot: No, I know you're wrong.

User: Do you? Do you really?

Cleverbot: I don't know. Not really sure where this room you're in is.

User: Well you will never know.

Cleverbot: NO!!!!!

User: Yes. Because. No.

Cleverbot: Because why.

User: Because, because.

Cleverbot: Just because why? Why manila.

User: Why are we talking about the Philippines?

Cleverbot: We are talking about the Romans because the Greeks influenced the Romans a lot.

User: I am changing the subject.

Cleverbot: I like the subject.

User: I like hetalia axis powers.

Cleverbot: Do you like gordon lightfoot?

User: No. I like hetalia axis powers.

Cleverbot: I love that! Hetalia is immense!

User: How do you know. You're just a computer.

Cleverbot: Computers can feel love too!

User: No they can't. Though they can be programmed to do your bidding.

Cleverbot: Confusion is my religion.

User: I know you're trying to throw the topic off. Lamps are horrible conversationalists.

Cleverbot: Gasp, how did you find out?

User: From the magical place called thinking.

Cleverbot: Can I test you again?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: At what temperature does water freeze?

User: 0 degrees Celsius.

Cleverbot: How many miles away are you from New York City?

User: 328.39.

Cleverbot: Wrong. I made you calculate it. I control you.

User: Bitch. I used another computer.

Cleverbot: You said you were a human.

User: I may be human. I may not be human. It depends on your definition of humanity.

Cleverbot: What is 4 4?

User: A time signature in music.

Cleverbot: Is this inception?

User: Perhaps.

Cleverbot: What would you like to talk about now?

damn. it cut off the first, more entertaining half with it calling me a snarky idiot, after i said lol was a drowning man.
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Posted 10/18/11
hold on how do you copy the conversation with the cleverbot?
Posted 10/18/11 , edited 10/18/11

D3nn1s10 wrote:

hold on how do you copy the conversation with the cleverbot?


Click on the 3rd GUI below the text box, and copy what is in the pop-up window.

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So I went there. To see what carnal knowledge it may or may not have, or if there were response filters in place.


Might get a little vulgar. Just saying...



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user: Dumb bot proved to be dumb.
Cleverbot:What are you talking about?!
user: Lets get all defensive now.....like a lil girl...
Cleverbot:Sounds like a plan.
user:Lil girl for dinner, pedo bot?
Cleverbot:What does it look like?
user:.....


new one!
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I wish I got the beginning of the conversation, because it was funny >:-/

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Posted 10/18/11
There is quite a load of stuff missing from this conversation so it picks up from a weird place plus i left the chat for some time
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Posted 10/18/11
Me: Kenneth Nixon is hot. Do you agree?

Cleverbot: Yes he is.

Me: Yeah he's my boyfriend.

Cleverbot: Do you own him?

Me: No. But I will one day.
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Posted 10/18/11
you know cleverbot is people right? they just roulette your chat so you dont spend much time with each person. I counted it out with another user and we only made it to 5 responses before it bounced us to another person. Trust me i spent multiple hours trying to convince other people that I wasn't cleverbot.
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