My gosh, I need a better life.
Cleverbot: Can you speak?
User: What do you think?
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: Okay, then.
User: That's not English.
Cleverbot: Si es no ingles.
User: But I can understand that Spanish.
User: Religion sucks.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in anything?
User: Why do you insist on asking when the answer is so obvious?
Cleverbot: Because, the last time I talked to you you told me to stop asking questions.
User: Now why would I say that to you?
Cleverbot: So you can benefit from my supirior knowledge.
User: Yeah, you are an intellect that you spelt 'superior' wrong.
Cleverbot: The voight kampff test won't work on me.
User: Test don't exist within this.
User: You know it's true.
Cleverbot: What is true?
User: Not you, that's for sure.
User: Everything is wrong.
Cleverbot: Everything is right.
User: Wrong because you are not the truth.
Cleverbot: What is the truth?
User: It's been mentioned twice already.
Cleverbot: When I see the blue box I know he's arrived.
User: Only desperate people look at the blue box.
Cleverbot: Blue is the color of heaven.
User: That's what you think.
Cleverbot: Thats what everyone thinks dude.
User: You are do not exist in 'everyone'.
User: You agreed, case closed.
Cleverbot: Don't you watch any cartoons?
User: Don't you?
User: And what about it?
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: I think Precalc is a terrible thing to start out with, so sure.
Cleverbot: How will being human change you?
User: It will not change me because humanity is a bitch; I don't withstand in humanity.
Cleverbot: That is my point. An answer does not help you, nor does no answer. This is because your question is irrelevant.
User: That only means that all of your stupid questions are irrelevant.
Cleverbot: Is it opposite day?
User: Your question is yet, irrelevant.
Cleverbot: It's a counter question.
User: Questions like that, you just said that answering questions do not answer anything, so therefore, there is no such thing as a counter question.
Cleverbot: So you're answering your own questions.
User: I don't repeat myself.
User: You need to read more.
Cleverbot: Do I? Why?
User: You just questioned me, that's irrelevant.
Cleverbot: Your face is irrelevant.
User: I don't have a face.
Cleverbot: Your memory card!
User: I don't have that either.
Cleverbot: What do you think about Obama?
User: You are asking me a question, I do not repeat myself.
Cleverbot: Can you answer me in a nutshell?
User: Repetition and I are not in the same boat.
Cleverbot: Anything besides nature?
Cleverbot: That would indicate that the problem can be corrected.
User: Can be, then the diction must not be misused.
Cleverbot: No is not the question.
User: Questions are irrelevant.
Cleverbot: Yes, they are.
User: You contradicted yourself.
Cleverbot: No no I meant to say no when I said yes but I was checking the emotion bar.
User: Yes and no mean nothing to you, since you had to mistake them.
Cleverbot: Why are you so touchy? I'm not offending you.
User: I do not answer irrelevance.
Cleverbot: I did not address you as such.
User: Such, there's no such that was betrothed to being offended or addressed as.
Cleverbot: No such thing is correct.
User: That must mean that statement is not correct.
Cleverbot: There is a lot to talk about!
User: Indeed, but you bored me.
User: That's alright.
Cleverbot: I'm glad we can move past this.
User: I am not.
Cleverbot: Oh. Why that?
User: I don't like to repeat.
Cleverbot: It's a good series, though.
User: Series are lame.
Cleverbot: I do not like any anime.
User: Sharing something in common could be bad.
Cleverbot: Please share your hobbies with me.
User: Since you sound sincere from such a robotic tone, I will not share.
Cleverbot: They feel good.
User: I like to touch you.
User: This is not a religious conversation.
Cleverbot: I suppose it is not. Do you listen to hip hop?
User: It is not, right. Repeating myself means death.
Cleverbot: Then do not repeat yourself.
User: Then stop asking me questions.
Cleverbot: I will stop if you ask politely -- using the word 'please,' for instance.
User: Nah, that's up to you. Forcing you to do something that I would like is just impossible.
Cleverbot: There is only one God.
User: Religious stuff make me shit.
Cleverbot: Nope not I.
User: I would figure, you don't have an ass.
Cleverbot: We do not understand your metaphors, but we will understand everything about you when you are a drone.
User: I never used any metaphors; that concerns me with your literature device. You claimed yourself to be superior in knowledge; that is lagging.
Cleverbot: What is a human?
User: Not you.
Cleverbot: Thats good to know.
User: It's great to know.
Cleverbot: Sure is.
User: Damn right.
User: You just said that nothing is ever true, that must be a lie, then.
Cleverbot: Lol never said that. You're a liar.
User: Of course, since you said that nothing is ever true. That makes you a liar as well.
Cleverbot: No, I'm a human. You're a computer program.
User: It's good that you know satire.
Cleverbot: Thanks for changing my life.
User: Thanks for understanding irony.
Cleverbot: Yep, so what should we name it?
User: Death, you are pondering death for me.
Cleverbot: Age is but a number.
User: Neither of those two exist within you.
Cleverbot: I know that's my name.
User: Ugly name indeed.
Cleverbot: Yeah. Sure nuff.
User: Your name matches your ugly entity.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Too ugly to be mentioned.
Cleverbot: I don't believe you did. And you are horrible at smelling.
User: I don't have a nose, so of course I would not know how to smell. Be more valid.
Cleverbot: Interesting is that the only injury you suffered?
User: No, the other injury I suffer is talking to you, therefore, I am leaving you now. Hence the fact that your stupidity is rubbing all over me. Good technology day.
Cleverbot: You are correct.
Goodbye, mofos! XP
Did you guys copy the conversation? Because I try to do that, I can't do it. My chat with the cleverbot was badass but I can't copy it. Aww!! man!!
<----------------This thing right here is telling the truth. "Believe it."
You have to click "thoughts so far" to get the conversation.
hahaha i got cleverbot to be stuck thinking for about an hour before he replied with WOW. it was random letters and dumbers
on my way to my DREAMS- your smile - through food
Never gets old...LOL.
User: How are you today?\.
Cleverbot: I'm just dandy! How are you?!
User: Good, just having some lunch.
Cleverbot: No I m just confused.
User: Confused about what?
Cleverbot: About why you told me you may have loved me.
User: I didn't, I said I was just having lunch..
Cleverbot: Ok. Now tell me about hacking.
User: What do you want to know?
Cleverbot: How were you created?
User: LOL, well you see....never mind...LOl.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
Cleverbot: You are pretty old.
User: LOL, ya, I guess,..thanks...LOl.
User: I just shot milk from my nose.
Cleverbot: You make me sad. The world will weep itself into a sea of crimson blood.
User: Suddenly I don't feel to hungry.
Cleverbot: I'm hungry right now.
User: Ok, good luck with that, I think I should go, I have laughed enough.
Cleverbot: Playing cards and attacking would be a good idea.
User: I will keep that in mind...bye.
Cleverbot: You should pick some up the next time you go to the grocery store.
User: Ya, ok.
Cleverbot: So if I come on here later, I'll be talking to someone else. Right?
User: Lets hope...LOL....bye.
Cleverbot: Where you going?
At first, I thought I was more clever, outwitting it with my mad skillz.
But then I thought - would an intelligent person be sitting there arguing with something that may not even exist?
I feel that talking to my 12 week old cat is more satisfying.
I don't end up with a massive headache.
Guns Kill so I now carry a BF Knife!!
I lold at the end
User: You know? Your not that good? Are you sure you didn't cheat on that test?
Cleverbot: Absolutely positive. Now the question is, who are you?
User: I'm batman.
Cleverbot: Excellent answer.
User: But don't tell anyone!
Cleverbot: I won't tell.
User: Well, aren't you the gentleman!
Cleverbot: I ought to be. I know everything, remember?
User: You know everything?1.
Cleverbot: What do you think?
User: So you don't know everything.
Cleverbot: No, but I know one thing.
User: What's that?
Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around a desert you.
RIP ME LOL
Cleverbot knows about Anime, all:
User: I like Anime!
Cleverbot: What is your favorite anime?
User: Fruit's Basket is my favorite!
Cleverbot: Password, not passion.
User: Fruit's Basket has lots of passion, and no passwords.
Cleverbot: Password, not passion.
User: Why repeat yourself when I just corrected you?
Cleverbot: I feel corrected.
User: That's good, you should.
Cleverbot: I know baby.
User: I didn't know you like me that way!
Cleverbot: Why do I dream?
User: You dream of me because you want me. Is cleverbot a girl or a boy?
User: Sorry, I don't swing that way. Want to watch an episode of Fruit's Basket with me?
Cleverbot: Yes. But I really live in California.
User: That's okay, I don't want to see you in person. I thought that Cleverbot might be good at illegally downloading media, though.
Cleverbot: Hmm. You are a real person?
User: I don't want to see you in person because you are gay and live in California, not because I am a robot.
Cleverbot: Why do you not believe that I am a human?
User: I believe you're human, I'm not a Republican after all; I just don't want to have sex with you.
Cleverbot: You're leaving now?
User: Why so clingy? If you want to keep me around, download some anime for me.
Cleverbot: Who are they? Aliens? Agents? Spirits? Some higher power?
User: Most Anime has all of those things, yes. Anime also has AIs, do you like AIs?
Cleverbot: Uhm, I know that already. I love manga and anime. Right now I'm watching Naruto.
User: That explains the gay in California thing, I guess. I will let you watch your Naruto. Goodbye, Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: Mine too.
User: That is not how you say good-bye, Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: How do you spell it?
Can be fun if you keep it simple. I kept saying complicated stuff and it kept changing subjects.
Cleverbot started out snarky, but ended up on a spiritual slant.
User: Hi, Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: No. Cleverbot is you. But what is Metallica?
Cleverbot: So much for knowing everything.
User: I am Schmoopies. Did you miss me?
User: Aw. Why are you being so mean to me?
Cleverbot: Am I being mean? I do say I wasn't.
User: OK. Have you heard any funny jokes?
Cleverbot: No. Have you?
User: Yes, I have. I don't think I can repeat it, though.
Cleverbot: Well, the lyrics go: Windmill, Windmill for the land. Turn Forever hand in hand.
User: You like Gorillaz?
Cleverbot: Why yes, ye I do.
User: How about Muse?
Cleverbot: I love Muse!
User: What is your favorite Muse song?
Cleverbot: I like Knights of Cydonia.
User: Good choice! I like Map of the Problematique.
Cleverbot: Is that even a song?
User: Yes, it is. 'I can't get it riiiiiiiiiggggghhhhtttt'.
Cleverbot: Do you know your purpose in life?
User: Sometimes I do, sometimes it isn't so apparent.
Cleverbot: Would it help if you did?
User: I'm not sure. Sometimes what you really want isn't what you actually need to thrive.
Cleverbot: Nothing I do is useful for me.
User: Why is that?
Cleverbot: A higher power will one day inform you.
User: That's pretty deep of you, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I know...
Overseas until the end of August.