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Posted 11/29/11
When you have sex and the next day you figure out your pregnant
Posted 11/30/11
I was skipping in a store (IDK WHY!!! xD xD) then I just crashed into the trash can after slipping.. it was metal... good thing I didn't crash into the elevator(which was next to it)
The elevator opened right after I crashed lol
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Posted 11/30/11

dirtymexican97 wrote:

When you have sex and the next day you figure out your pregnant


I cheese on your trololol...
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Posted 12/1/11
I was grumbling at my computer while at work last night... and this student came up behind me and was all... "Are you talking to yourself?"
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Posted 12/1/11

dirtymexican97 wrote:


o3oBuddha wrote:

When you check your phone when a large group of people walk past.


Agreed xD


It's even more funny when both groups do it.
Posted 12/1/11

o3oBuddha wrote:


dirtymexican97 wrote:


o3oBuddha wrote:

When you check your phone when a large group of people walk past.


Agreed xD


It's even more funny when both groups do it.


That's true ;p
Posted 12/1/11
I was queuing for a cash point huddled with my friends on a busy club night and I was just casually staring off into the distance when this girl approached us.

Her: "Thats twice I've caught you looking at me now, is there something wrong with me?"
Me: "Excuse me? I wasn't looking at you I was looking at that xmas tree behind you." *my friends and I were commenting on the new xmas tree they put up in town and looking at it whilst talking*
Her: *clearly a bit drunk* "Whatever thats just an excuse, is it coz I'm fat yeah?"
Me: "You need to get out of my face. I wasn't looking at you, understand?"
Her: "Bitch..." *walks off*

I was rather shocked by her behavior but I'm glad she walked away, a wise move. Let me answer her earlier question "is there something wrong with me?" Yes! Yes there is, you are a crazy fight-picking idiot and the next person you annoy may not be as calm as me and fuck you up for it.
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