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Lamest Joke Youve Ever Heard
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Whats the funniest, but LAMEST joke youve EVER heard? xD
id probably haveta say.. the interrupting cow one XD LOLOLOL
if youve never heard it... ASK SOMEBODY. >:D MWAHAHAHA
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Posted 10/18/11
Knock jokes. It's not funny anymore or never was.
Posted 10/18/11
What is a fish with no eyes?

fsh. =_=
Posted 10/18/11

mystic17 wrote:

What is a fish with no eyes?

fsh. =_=


lol. What, not funny enough for you? lol fsh. its funny because it relies on sound medium, and the human mind engages in as a physical change first!
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so..a horse walks into a bar.....and the bartender says.......why the long face?
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Posted 10/18/11
Every joke on South Park.
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Posted 10/19/11
Your mom.
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This topic..
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Posted 10/19/11

Oldthrashbar wrote:

Your mom.


There is never a bad time for "Your mom." jokes, or "That's what she said!" jokes for that matter!
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Posted 10/19/11
This RAPaholic joke.
It's sad cause the guy I liked said it. It was just so unbelievably corny.
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Well, it involves a purple gorilla, and a whole lotta locked doors. Heard that one? Long-ass joke with a dumbass punchline: "Tag! You're it"

Or how about the one beginning, "In a dark, dark universe, there was a dark, dark galaxy. In that galaxy, there was a dark, dark..." etc. ad nauseam reductions until you get down to a dark, dark little box containing a PINK jelly bean.

Owait. How could I forget?

You act out this joke: Being the Hunchback of Notre Dame, looking to retire, puts out a want-ad for a new bell-ringer. Short dude applies, rings all bells with his face, from smallest to largest, but somehow misses the final 10-ton bell, due to a huge run-up, and falls over the side of the bellfry to his death.

When the authorities ask Quasimodo if he knew who the guy was, he responds, "Well I don't know his name, but his face sure rings a bell."
Posted 10/19/11

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Well, it involves a purple gorilla, and a whole lotta locked doors. Heard that one? Long-ass joke with a dumbass punchline: "Tag! You're it"

Or how about the one beginning, "In a dark, dark universe, there was a dark, dark galaxy. In that galaxy, there was a dark, dark..." etc. ad nauseam reductions until you get down to a dark, dark little box containing a PINK jelly bean.

Owait. How could I forget?

You act out this joke: Being the Hunchback of Notre Dame, looking to retire, puts out a want-ad for a new bell-ringer. Short dude applies, rings all bells with his face, from smallest to largest, but somehow misses the final 10-ton bell, due to a huge run-up, and falls over the side of the bellfry to his death.

When the authorities ask Quasimodo if he knew who the guy was, he responds, "Well I don't know his name, but his face sure rings a bell."


I am a bit ashamed that the last one entertained me a bit. Sadly I don't have any of my own to contribute as I try to force lame jokes out of my memory when I hear/read them.
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Posted 10/20/11
thats sad, i was hoping this thread would be longer, i love cheesy jokes. There is a couple that are so dumb they are hillarious that i know. "What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? 'Wheres my tractor?'" "I used to work for tropicana, but they fired me because i couldnt concentrate," and last but certainly not least, "Two muffins are in an oven and one goes 'man is it hot in here' so the other one goes 'omg! a talking muffin!'"
Posted 10/20/11

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Well, it involves a purple gorilla, and a whole lotta locked doors. Heard that one? Long-ass joke with a dumbass punchline: "Tag! You're it"

Or how about the one beginning, "In a dark, dark universe, there was a dark, dark galaxy. In that galaxy, there was a dark, dark..." etc. ad nauseam reductions until you get down to a dark, dark little box containing a PINK jelly bean.

Owait. How could I forget?

You act out this joke: Being the Hunchback of Notre Dame, looking to retire, puts out a want-ad for a new bell-ringer. Short dude applies, rings all bells with his face, from smallest to largest, but somehow misses the final 10-ton bell, due to a huge run-up, and falls over the side of the bellfry to his death.

When the authorities ask Quasimodo if he knew who the guy was, he responds, "Well I don't know his name, but his face sure rings a bell."



There's more to the last one. The guy who died had an identical twin brother who took over. Unfortunately, he dies in the same manner. When they ask Quasimodo about him, he says "I don't know, but he's a dead ringer for his brother."
Posted 10/20/11
My brother picks up a cat.

And says. "Do you want some? I heard kitty meat is yummy."

Me: "No, that's actually really gross."

Him: "What you don't eat pussy?"
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