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Lamest Joke Youve Ever Heard
Posted 10/20/11
Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza....The pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.
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Posted 10/20/11
knock knock

who's there?

banana

banana who?


( 5 mins later)

knock knock

who's there?

Wait let me guess banana?

Nope! ORANGE!!!

ORANGE you can i didnt say banana?!!!?!! .___.
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Posted 10/20/11
you: why did the chicken cross the road?

person: (i don't care)

you: TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!! HAHAHA!

the problem with this joke is it more funny for the person telling it than the person hearing the it.
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Posted 10/25/11
A guy from one of my old classes once said to me, "Why do women not need driver's licenses?"

I figured I'd play along and asked why.

"Because there's no road from the bed to the kitchen."

...Yeah, fuck you, dude.
Posted 10/26/11

chelime wrote:

A guy from one of my old classes once said to me, "Why do women not need driver's licenses?"

I figured I'd play along and asked why.

"Because there's no road from the bed to the kitchen."

...Yeah, fuck you, dude.



Reminds me of what my little brother (he's 12, or something) said the other day:
Him: Why don't women wear watches?
Me. What have you been smoking? I told you not to take pot from the other kids!
Him: No, <censored>!, it's cause there's a clock on the stove!

Posted 10/26/11

KingWithOutACrown wrote:

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza....The pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.


I remember when Howard Stern was criticizing Christopher Reeve for showing up at an equestrian event (after he was crippled), and he said nobody wanted to see him there; it was like Jews at an oven sale. I think I'm going to hell for finding that humorous.

Posted 10/26/11
Why didn't women have rights in the 30's?

Because the salt was a little to the left...
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Posted 10/26/11 , edited 10/26/11
This joke has to be the lamest joke I've heard but I think its funny

What do you call batmans mom?

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Posted 1/27/12
oh my goodess, I heard this one recently:
Guy: What's brown and sticky....
Me:..........I don't know, poop
Guy: Nope, a stick <------- my reaction -__-
Posted 1/27/12
Her: Want to do a test to see if you're dumb?
Me: ok

Her: What color is this? *points to something black*
Me: Black
Her: What color is this? *points to something black*
Me: Black
Her:What color is this? *points to something black*
Me: Black
Her:What color is this? *points to something black*
Me: Black
Her:What color is this? *points to something black*
Me Black
Her:What color is this? *points to something pink*
Me: Black
Her: Ah-ha you're stupid
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Posted 1/27/12
I think the dumbest that i heard is my dads jokes there soo stupid i could die

Dad:what fruit tells a guy to go a Man-Go! ha get it!!!*him laughing is but off*

me; -__________________-
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Posted 1/27/12
I used to tell lame jokes, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
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Posted 1/27/12
its a tie between "what kind of movies do pirates watch? rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rated movies." and "how do you catch a unique horse? unique up on it. How do you catch a tame horse? the tame way."
Posted 1/27/12
Knock-knock jokes and Why did the Chicken Cross The Road? Jokes...
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Posted 1/27/12
Liqour?

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