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Lamest Joke Youve Ever Heard
Posted 1/28/12
Jokes? I don't know what you are talking about.
Posted 2/22/12
Guy1: What did the ocean say to the beach?
Guy2: Oh God....you're not serious.
Guy1: Ha, nothing he just waved.
Guy2: I don't know you...
Guy1: Don't be such a beach.


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Posted 2/22/12
What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested custard.

that joke is just terrible. And also, the "your mom" jokes. At least I think they are jokes. Or are they insults? I don't know...stupid street-talk gangsta rubbish

And the "that's what she said" jokes piss me off too.

Posted 2/22/12

eclair-lumiere wrote:

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested custard.

that joke is just terrible. And also, the "your mom" jokes. At least I think they are jokes. Or are they insults? I don't know...stupid street-talk gangsta rubbish

And the "that's what she said" jokes piss me off too.



That's what she said!

Also, your mums so stupid that she accidentally locked her self in the toilet, and peed herself.
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Posted 2/22/12


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You no appreciate my jokes?
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Posted 2/22/12


I don't get why people make jokes like that. It just seems stupid
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Posted 2/22/12
lol your moms so stupid that she locked herself in a grocery store and died of starvation.
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Posted 2/22/12
Every single knock knock joke I've ever herd,especially the orange you glad to see me one
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Posted 2/22/12
LOL. well I remembered years back, one of my teacher told a lame yet hilarious joke to everyone. it was so lame but everyone still laughed in the end. >.<

"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?"


"What do you call a man who can't stand?"


"What do you call a guy with no arms or legs that lies on the floor?"


"What do you call a man that digs?"


"What do you call a man that doesn't dig?"
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Posted 2/22/12
One time someone said to me "You're mom is so dumb, she is fat."

I just said "You're freekin stupid!"
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Posted 2/23/12
What is faster than fast food?
Answer: PASTA!

What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink?
Answer: WATAA! (Water)
Posted 2/23/12
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Posted 2/23/12
Venison's deer isn't it?
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Posted 3/4/12
me: knock knock
you: no
me: ok

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