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Lamest Joke Youve Ever Heard
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Posted 3/4/12

Lienu wrote:

I used to tell lame jokes, but then I took an arrow to the knee.


I used to like pikachu - then my balls dropped
Posted 3/4/12

funnyginsan wrote:

I used to like pikachu - then my balls dropped


Fuck you! :'(
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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One of the muffins says, "gee, it's sure getting hot in here." The other looks at it and says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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How do you kill an elephant?
With an elephant gun

How do you kill a blue elephant?
With a blue elephant gun

How do you kill a red elephant?
You choke it till it turns blue, then you kill it with a blue elephant gun

How do you kill a purple elephant?
...there's no such thing as a purple elephant!

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Did you hear the joke they never tell to stupid people?

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Two drums an a cymbal fall off a cliff.
ba-dum, tsss...
Posted 3/13/12
'i got bare mans eny?'
'what, a man dressed as a bear is going to come??'
i dont know why i find that so funny, everyone else i know thinks its lame
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Posted 3/13/12
Anything Chandler Bing says in FRIENDS.

I love lame jokes. XD XD XD People who tell them are my friends. <3 <3 <3
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Posted 3/15/12

imtheonlysane1here wrote:

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One of the muffins says, "gee, it's sure getting hot in here." The other looks at it and says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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LOL. Idk why but that crapped me the heck up
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Posted 3/16/12
"I used to ____ then I took a arrow to the knee."
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Posted 3/16/12
i tried to catch some fog.
i mist.
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Posted 3/16/12
Any joke that has come from my mouth.

Here's one: A cowboy is sitting at a bar and a businessman comes and sits down next to him. The business man asks if he's (the cowboy) a real cowboy. The cowboy answers yes. After a while the businessman leaves. Next comes in a lesbian and she also sits next to the cowboy and she asks if he's a real cowboy. Again, he answers yes. Then she asks him if he likes women. He says yes and so they talk about women for the better part of an hour. Afterwards the lesbian leaves and in comes a tourist. The tourist sits down next to the cowboy and asks him if he's a real cowboy. The cowboy responded, 'Well, I thought I was, 'til I found out I was a lesbian.'

I'm not sure if this is exactly as it goes, but that's pretty much the drift of it.
Posted 4/8/12
why did the chicken cross the road..
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Posted 4/8/12
knock knock. who's there? orange. orange who? orange you glad I didn't say banana. I love it so much.
Posted 4/8/12

Xie_Lang wrote:

Any joke that has come from my mouth.

Here's one: A cowboy is sitting at a bar and a businessman comes and sits down next to him. The business man asks if he's (the cowboy) a real cowboy. The cowboy answers yes. After a while the businessman leaves. Next comes in a lesbian and she also sits next to the cowboy and she asks if he's a real cowboy. Again, he answers yes. Then she asks him if he likes women. He says yes and so they talk about women for the better part of an hour. Afterwards the lesbian leaves and in comes a tourist. The tourist sits down next to the cowboy and asks him if he's a real cowboy. The cowboy responded, 'Well, I thought I was, 'til I found out I was a lesbian.'

I'm not sure if this is exactly as it goes, but that's pretty much the drift of it.


Well heck, I lol'd.
Posted 4/8/12

janwarie15th wrote:

why did the chicken cross the road..


Did you ever get the real joke though? Most people who hear that joke don't get it.
Posted 4/8/12

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janwarie15th wrote:

why did the chicken cross the road..


Did you ever get the real joke though? Most people who hear that joke don't get it.

enlighten me, kind sir
Posted 4/8/12

janwarie15th wrote:
enlighten me, kind sir


The chicken crossed the road to get to the other side of what?
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