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Lamest Joke Youve Ever Heard
Posted 4/8/12

underlock wrote:


janwarie15th wrote:
enlighten me, kind sir


The chicken crossed the road to get to the other side of what?


of the road... or am i missing something.. o_o

Posted 4/8/12

janwarie15th wrote:

of the road... or am i missing something.. o_o



To the other side = afterlife.
Posted 4/8/12

underlock wrote:


janwarie15th wrote:

of the road... or am i missing something.. o_o



To the other side = afterlife.


eh. how lame.
Posted 4/9/12
why did the chicken cross the rode? to get away from justin bieber~haha i thought this one was funny actually
There’s two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says ‘You man the guns, I’ll drive’
Posted 4/9/12
A wee turtle gets mugged in broad daylight by a snail. The guards show up and ask the poor turtle 'what did he look like?'
The turtle just shook his head and sighed and said, "I dun know, he was moving so fast!"

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Posted 4/9/12
You see a monkey climbing up a tree and the monkey fall down. Why did the monkey fall down?

he died
Posted 4/9/12

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You see a monkey climbing up a tree and the monkey fall down. Why did the monkey fall down?

he died
I actually find this funny
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Posted 4/9/12

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hystephen wrote:

You see a monkey climbing up a tree and the monkey fall down. Why did the monkey fall down?

he died
I actually find this funny


my coworker was telling me this joke and i was like T-T seriously
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Posted 4/10/12

CaityOCat wrote:

why did the chicken cross the rode? to get away from justin bieber~haha i thought this one was funny actually
There’s two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says ‘You man the guns, I’ll drive’


That one made me laugh.

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Posted 4/10/12
Re the chicken anomalie: chicken crossed the road to show the possum it could be done. (You'd understand if you lived in or near Arkansas)

All career politicians....sadly, the joke's on us, the electorate.
Posted 5/8/12

whaleblubbersXD wrote:

Whats the funniest, but LAMEST joke youve EVER heard? xD
id probably haveta say.. the interrupting cow one XD LOLOLOL
if youve never heard it... ASK SOMEBODY. >:D MWAHAHAHA




What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink?

Wataaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

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Posted 5/8/12
err..... how bout taking a look in the mirror
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Posted 5/8/12
All the children are named Perry except for Joseph because he's named Emily.
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Posted 5/8/12
Person 1: What's up?
Person 2: Chicken butt.
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Posted 5/8/12 , edited 5/8/12
Person 1:
Hey
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Hey!

Person 2:
What?
Person 1:
Sausage
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