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When you were little....
Posted 12/4/11
When I was little my penis was little too.

Fair point lol.
Posted 12/4/11
I was little when I was little. Not that hard.
Posted 12/4/11
I used to think that santa made himself skinny once he stepped on the chimney so he can get in..
I was wrong when I found out that he's my dad -_-
I mean my dad isn't fat and all like "HOHOHO MERRY CHRISTMAS", but I found out that he wasn't real when I snuck downstairs at 3 am to get water -_-
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Posted 12/4/11
I thought that saying hocus pocus or open sesame actually made the door or the garage open.. turned out to be the driver pushing buttons.
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Posted 12/4/11
When I was little, even though I knew what was in that a present, I would still get excited opening it.
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Posted 12/4/11
When I was little i pooped on the deck outside. I also had bad anger problems and was constantly insubordinate. I was afraid of the dark and I occasionally thought that the moon/sun was following our car.
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Posted 12/5/11
sand was on my top 5 foods.... nuff said
Posted 12/5/11
when i was little, i thought actors and actresses are really that small that they can be inside our television.
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Posted 12/16/11
When i was little i used to think the band "AC-DC" stood for Air Conditioning. And when people Say "Good Riddence!" on action movies, i thought they said "Good ribbons." I would be like... what the hell! Why are you giving your enemy good ribbons! ;c
Posted 12/16/11
I used to think teachers lived in school. xD
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Posted 12/20/11
When i was little i thought that the lights were mini suns in glass balls. (:
Posted 12/20/11 , edited 12/20/11
When my aunt went to a faraway country, I still thought she was inside every airplane I saw and waved every time(even if it was already more than a year).

I also wondered why the moon and the sun kept following me and why it was always there in the sky (and never fell). Also, thanks to Tom and Jerry, I thought the moon was made of cheese and wondered why the astronauts did not "mine" there so that we would have unlimited supply of cheese.
Posted 12/20/11 , edited 12/20/11
When I was little, I used to kill old people by pushing them off the streets than to help them cross the street.
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Posted 12/20/11
when i was little i was a secret agent and has a gun made of wood and threw it at a person's face while shouting FOR THE GOVERNMENT
Posted 12/21/11
When I was little, I stole a girl's pet worm, and it shitted on my hand. I was terrified of worms but I thought I could conquer my fear and be a thug at the same time.
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