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Funny BJ Question!!
Posted 10/28/11 , edited 10/28/11
I heard this today at Ahem work, and this one dude asked.

If you had to choose three people to give you a BJ from...

A Video Game

A live action Movie

And a Anime

The rules are simple...

The Video Game has to be on PS3/360/Wii/PSP/DS! No generation before or after, so no 3DS or Vita boys/girls, the game also had to be released in 2010/2011, no year before or afterwards.

The Movie has to have had a DVD/Theatrical release, be released in 2010/2011.

The Anime must have been released in 2010 or 2011, cannot be a movie, must be a TV-Show or OVA.


Oh yeah, you must choose 3 People from each category, and one small detail I left out....

You can't use the same character twice and...

They must be of the same gender


Alternately for a girl is.....well you know what is the BJ alternative for a girl, and they still pick the female gender.

Who would you pick? I picked some and came back with funny results. I picked the following if you were curious...

Video Game:

Name: Nathan Drake
Console: PS3
Game: Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception
Release: 2011



Name: Link
Console: Wii
Game: The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
Release: 2011



Name: Master Chief
Console: 360
Release: 2011
Game: Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary


I'll update this! Just can't wait to post it! ^^
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Posted 10/28/11
Are you serious?



You heard this from a non-existing "work" and this imaginary "dude" asked who would you choose to give you a BJ?
And they should be of the same sex too? GURL you just announced to the whole CR community that you're gay.

And what's with the flawed rules? (you're obviously just bored)

What a load of BS, Aero. At first I didn't like you but at least I respected you.
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What reason should I use to report this. Hmmmm


Posted 10/28/11

chrome_mist wrote:

Are you serious?



You heard this from a non-existing "work" and this imaginary "dude" asked who would you choose to give you a BJ?
And they should be of the same sex too? GURL you just announced to the whole CR community that you're gay.

And what's with the flawed rules? (you're obviously just bored)

What a load of BS, Aero. At first I didn't like you but at least I respected you.
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What reason should I use to report this. Hmmmm




I put ahem, because work was associated with... wait for it.

Monster Hunter Tri,

And the fact that you're using "gay" as an insult put you at an oh-so obvious standpoint.

It's a game, with questions, and it looks like someone burned you and you're taking it out on me? I'm sorry bitch, but it looks like you'll have to troll elsewhere, and what's flawed?

Your intelligence?

There's a reason you have no friends on here mist! And your use of emoticons is amazing,

Pure-Fail
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Aero-Mach wrote:

I put ahem, because work was associated with... wait for it.


You and your cute lies.




And the fact that you're using "gay" as an insult put you at an oh-so obvious standpoint.


Shut up woman and just get those BJs from the oh-so hunky fictional characters you're fantasizing every night.



It's a game, with questions,


Yes. And let me create a thread titled "The Bullshit of Aero-mach thread" and ask the members the first 3 bullshit posts
they remember from you, and pretend it's a game.
Sorry, hun. It doesn't work that way.



and it looks like someone burned you and you're taking it out on me? I'm sorry bitch,

I have no idea of what you're talking about.
Please. Enlighten me.



but it looks like you'll have to troll elsewhere, and what's flawed?

Your intelligence?

Funny thing. I was thinking the exact same thing when you posted this dumbass thread thinking we're gonna take you seriously.



There's a reason you have no friends on here mist!


And you have!? Shocking.
But please. This is the internet.




And your use of emoticons is amazing,

Pure-Win



Pfft. I know.

Posted 10/28/11 , edited 10/28/11

chrome_mist wrote:


Aero-Mach wrote:

I put ahem, because work was associated with... wait for it.


You and your cute lies.




And the fact that you're using "gay" as an insult put you at an oh-so obvious standpoint.


Shut up woman and just get those BJs from the oh-so hunky fictional characters you're fantasizing every night.



It's a game, with questions,


Yes. And let me create a thread titled "The Bullshit of Aero-mach thread" and ask the members the first 3 bullshit posts
they remember from you, and pretend it's a game.
Sorry, hun. It doesn't work that way.



and it looks like someone burned you and you're taking it out on me? I'm sorry bitch,

I have no idea of what you're talking about.
Please. Enlighten me.



but it looks like you'll have to troll elsewhere, and what's flawed?

Your intelligence?

Funny thing. I was thinking the exact same thing when you posted this dumbass thread thinking we're gonna take you seriously.



There's a reason you have no friends on here mist!


And you have!? Shocking.
But please. This is the internet.




And your use of emoticons is amazing,

Pure-Win



Pfft. I know.



Nice attempt at cynicism, but it just doesn't work that way Mist.

As much as you try and try with the numerous amount of emoticons and statements.

"We"

"We"

"We"

You're trying to sound like the majority, but alas, you're one person, either you're really fat and like to be considered more than a single person, or you are so generic you think there's more than one of you??

You can try as hard as you want, maybe your boyfriend/girlfriend dumped you recently or you just had a fight with your family but whatever it is.

It doesn't work on people above you,

Have fun with "smiles" on the internet.

RIP....Little Lamb.

EDIT:

Oh snap, I just realized something, you quoted most parts on the comment, you ignored two parts.

Like the rules and your statement, it looks like all you got is splat and no tricks.

Look, I know a great place where people would like you, and you can go rampant and will be thumbed up for it.

Yoyogames.com

Its a haven for cynics and tough talkers like yourself, check it out sometime.
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Aero-Mach wrote:

Nice attempt at cynicism, but it just doesn't work that way Mist.
As much as you try and try with the numerous amount of emoticons and statements.


Then why are you so bothered?



"We"

"We"

"We"

You're trying to sound like the majority, but alas, you're one person,

This thread is an hour-old already. Look at the replies.
Take the hint.





either you're really fat and like to be considered more than a single person, or you are so generic you think there's more than one of you??


OOOH! You got me.

Try a little harder.


You can try as hard as you want, maybe your boyfriend/girlfriend dumped you recently or you just had a fight with your family but whatever it is.

Why don't you use that advice and make better threads, maybe?



It doesn't work on people above you,




Have fun with "smiles" on the internet.

I will.


RIP....Little Lamb.

I dragged you to hell though.


Posted 10/28/11
I edited my old post.

Lady, I do think you have too much free time on your hands.

-_-, maybe if you stopped obsessing over internet boys then your veins wouldn't be full of hatred and you wouldn't think the world was invented with you in mind.

Don't let life sock you too hard.


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Aero-Mach wrote:

I edited my old post.

Lady, I do think you have too much free time on your hands.

-_-, maybe if you stopped obsessing over internet boys then your veins wouldn't be full of hatred and you wouldn't think the world was invented with you in mind.

Don't let life sock you too hard.





Are you cutting me off now?
Posted 10/28/11

chrome_mist wrote:


Aero-Mach wrote:

I edited my old post.

Lady, I do think you have too much free time on your hands.

-_-, maybe if you stopped obsessing over internet boys then your veins wouldn't be full of hatred and you wouldn't think the world was invented with you in mind.

Don't let life sock you too hard.





Are you cutting me off now?


I should kick myself for asking this question, as I(And obviously you), posted here just to see me go insane(Sorry, you didn't get your wish).

http://www.crunchyroll.com/forumtopic-737384/internet-personas See. Murderer Persona

But why do you attempt to commit [red[murder?
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Aero-Mach wrote:

I should kick myself for asking this question, as I(And obviously you), posted here just to see me go insane(Sorry, you didn't get your wish).

http://www.crunchyroll.com/forumtopic-737384/internet-personas See. Murderer Persona

But why do you attempt to commit [red[murder?




Do you people really see me as a sadistic bitch?


Posted 10/28/11

chrome_mist wrote:


Aero-Mach wrote:

I should kick myself for asking this question, as I(And obviously you), posted here just to see me go insane(Sorry, you didn't get your wish).

http://www.crunchyroll.com/forumtopic-737384/internet-personas See. Murderer Persona

But why do you attempt to commit [red[murder?




Do you people really see me as a sadistic bitch?




WTF, you do this often? Do you have a boyfriend?!

Anyway, there was a thread on crunchyroll about some girl killed herself after listening to emo music and I think you were one of the people to say.


Awesome!


The internet is being watched by more than just moderators, anything that have consequences in real life, will have the same on the internet.

No cynic comment with spammed everywhere will save anyone in court.

It may be a fun thing to do, but teenagers and young adults have an increasing rate of suicide over internet posts.

Myyearbook.

Facebook.

Myspace are all regulated and have police reports about them all the time.

It's not okay anywhere, it maybe a post with a ton of smiles after this one, but smiling in court only give you more time(Although obviously, they have less impact because you don't actually do any of those emoticons).

And if people think you're a sadistic.....yeah, then I think it may be necessary to tone it down, before you smile in the wrong forum, at the wrong time.

Don't believe me? I'll post a topic about this sort of thing.

BA ZING!

Posted 10/28/11
These comments, they please me.

As an answer for this peculiar question, I say neither since they're not even real and it'll be creepy to think about a made up character doing something like that to me.
Posted 10/28/11

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These comments, they please me.

As an answer for this peculiar question, I say neither since they're not even real and it'll be creepy to think about a made up character doing something like that to me.


1. You posted for no reason.

2. These comments please you? do I even wanna know why negativity gets you off?

3. Creepy to think of? Possibly, but that's really weird to say as you're on a site themed around Anime/Manga(Made up characters).

Maybe you should visit LiveActionroll.com??
Posted 10/28/11
From the looks on things this is more of a flame war than answering a question thread.
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WTF, you do this often? Do you have a boyfriend?!


Only in the internet, calm down.



Anyway, there was a thread on crunchyroll about some girl killed herself after listening to emo music and I think you were one of the people to say.


Awesome!


The internet is being watched by more than just moderators, anything that have consequences in real life, will have the same on the internet.


Okay you stupid cunt. Link me to that post of mine then I'll believe you. Go ahead.
Do not just assume. Proof. Do you have it? Nope. Didn't think so too.



No cynic comment with spammed everywhere will save anyone in court.

Seriously, what are you smoking? What court? What? Huh?


It may be a fun thing to do, but teenagers and young adults have an increasing rate of suicide over internet posts.

So I'm a cyber bully now. Man weird internet people really do like to label.



Myyearbook.

Facebook.

Myspace are all regulated and have police reports about them all the time.

It's not okay anywhere, it maybe a post with a ton of smiles after this one, but smiling in court only give you more time(Although obviously, they have less impact because you don't actually do any of those emoticons).


I seriously don't know how this conversation got here. It may be the fact that you are overreacting to the every word you see I post. Shame.



And if people think you're a sadistic.....yeah, then I think it may be necessary to tone it down, before you smile in the wrong forum, at the wrong time.


Oh so this is what it's all about. You see, I just reported another thread in the GD section.
Both of you seem to think I'm sadistic and all.

Bitch you really went too far with your comparisons. I cannot...



Don't believe me? I'll post a topic about this sort of thing.


Go ahead. I'll post.





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