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porn name 2: porn producer
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Posted 11/16/11 , edited 11/16/11
To explain better, this is a joke on how porn stars use a stage name instead of their real names when they're in a porno. Like Starlite Adams or Bucky Longfellow, right so..

First you play the role of porn producer and determine the fate of the person above you in the porn industry, based on how "porny" you think their name sounds, and how successful a porn star you think they'll be using the scale below...

A - You're the next Dirk Diggler / Amber Waves. You're a big, shining star!

B - You'll make it to Playboy / Playgirl, where you don't have to be such a freak.

C - Not bad. You've got'em nursing a good semi.

D - You're OK, but you keep screwing up the money shot. So, it's back to strip clubs.

F - You just won't make it in the industry, and end up a crack whore.

Then you post your porn name which consists of the name of your first pet as your first name, and the name of the first street you remember living on as your last name for the next person to rate.

Example: my first pet was named Kiki, and the street I grew up on was Lee Ave.

So, my porn name is Kiki Lee
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Posted 11/16/11
C

Mark Coral
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Posted 11/16/11
F... Cause of the "Mark" , lol

Snyke Cuckoo. /:

Posted 11/17/11
F because you Fucked up good


John Jambo Jabalai
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Posted 11/17/11
F..... ...i dont really like tha name.....sorry..

tiger katmon.....
Posted 11/17/11
F you'd do better starring in Digimon

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Posted 11/17/11
F >_>
Pluto danhaven o.o
Posted 11/17/11 , edited 11/17/11
B

Tony Tony Chopper

A - anal
B - blowjob
C - C.H.E.V.R.O.L.E.T. - Cocks Have Erections, Vaginas Rip Open , Limpdicks Eat Turd
D - diarrhea
F - fuck
Posted 11/17/11
D Sounds like stuttering.

Trysta Wales Rivers
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Posted 11/17/11
F sounds like a weird mix of British and american

Kelly Sheep
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Posted 11/17/11
B cuz it's funny hahahaha

In-Diana Jones
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Posted 11/17/11
D

Mango Vanilla
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Posted 11/17/11
D

Tupac, The Iron Cock.
Posted 11/17/11 , edited 11/17/11
D. It lacks debonair.

Spyro Philips. Yeah I named a kitten Spyro. Then had to give it away. It was consequently named Fluffy.
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D.

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