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How do sneeze?
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23 / M / California
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Posted 11/25/11
You guys saw how most people sneeze really quietly (or what most people call it, the cute sneeze), or people who just let it out in a blast without a care how loud it is?

Shiet, sometimes, when i'm talking to a girl and i get the urge to sneeze, I tried to sneeze at quietly as possible, but everytime it's like an atomic bomb was going off. Everyone in the freaking restaurant heard how loud I sneeze.

It's such a turn off. -_-

So tell me, how do you sneeze, (like how loud or soft ur sneeze is or the way you sneeze) What make it special?
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22 / F / mars
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Posted 11/25/11
I wish I could sneeze as cute as Osaka.
Unfortunately, no one can do that except for Osaka herself.

http://youtu.be/TIfARIUQ1KM - watch out for a funny sneeze!
Posted 11/25/11
I sneeze loud. My family always gets mad when I do to.
Posted 11/25/11
When I sneeze, it sounds like I say "a chunka". It's really embarrassing and people laugh at me.
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Posted 11/25/11
When I sneeze, I use a portion of my abdomen and it comes out my noze all OWIE. And hurts like hell... to my nose.
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Posted 11/25/11
i sneeze... like a boss
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23 / F / SA
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Posted 11/25/11
Well, its my laugh and my sneeze, you can't hear a damn sound I do them quietly
Posted 11/25/11
It's like a big yell.
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Posted 11/25/11
i don't sneeze.
i say pineapple when i feel the sneeze.
Posted 11/25/11
I keep it in if possible. It makes me feel like I'm getting a cold. But it's appropriate to soften it.

Manners. And a tissue or hand should be over your mouth. Manners.
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23 / M / California
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Posted 11/25/11
Well, according to my Psychology professor, it's ok to sneeze loudly. "It's like a free orgasm" (Strongin). She encourage that you guys should sneeze as loud as you can, because it's like a free orgasm (it felt really good after you sneeze hard) and the best thing is, people will say "Bless you" LOL
Posted 11/26/11 , edited 11/26/11
Your professor sure loves orgasms.

I don't like when people say "bless you" when I sneeze. Makes me try to hide me sneezes around them lol
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Posted 11/27/11
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-choo
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Posted 11/27/11

Your_Typical_Friend wrote:

i shove my dick in my own butthole and when i sneeze i cum in my own ass


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Posted 11/27/11
"huga-huga-huga-ha-poopooooooooooooo!"
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