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How do sneeze?
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34 / M / The Void.
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Posted 2/27/12
Like a gunshot.
Posted 2/27/12
With my penis.
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22 / F / United Kingdom
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Posted 2/27/12
I do both. Usually I sneeze quietly but when I'm sick it is really loud.
Posted 2/27/12
Like a kitten.~
Posted 4/23/12

iLoveBoobies wrote:

You guys saw how most people sneeze really quietly (or what most people call it, the cute sneeze), or people who just let it out in a blast without a care how loud it is?

Shiet, sometimes, when i'm talking to a girl and i get the urge to sneeze, I tried to sneeze at quietly as possible, but everytime it's like an atomic bomb was going off. Everyone in the freaking restaurant heard how loud I sneeze.

It's such a turn off. -_-

So tell me, how do you sneeze, (like how loud or soft ur sneeze is or the way you sneeze) What make it special?


When I feel my nose tickling, I take out my handkerchief and say 'Excuse me' before I turn my face away from the individual and then release. I am very sensitive to dust in a room so when I sneeze repeatedly, I will just stand in front of a corner of a room til I'm finished.

I have held my nose shut to try to sneeze quietly but the feeling isn't pleasant so I just sneeze now. It is much better that way, anyway.
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Posted 6/3/12
sometimes it sounds like 'Hachuuuu' but sometimes like 'Haching'
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Posted 6/3/12
Not sure if you are asking, "how do you sneeze?", or "how to sneeze?".
Posted 6/3/12
I can control how I sneeze because I'm awesome.
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Posted 6/3/12
I believe I might have what you refer to as "the cute sneeze"
My friends keep saying how cute and childlike my sneezing is, which is rather annoying...
Posted 6/3/12
it depends, when im being a dumbass i sneeze like rlly loud, but when i dnt wanna i sneeze rlly quiet n its like a EEEEEEIIICHOOOOO, ppl say my laugh is funny n ladyish
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18 / M / West Coast
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Posted 6/3/12
Hmm i sneeze like a banchee, something like "Ahhhh~~ HAKUUU!!!" Not very attractive o.o
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23 / M / Nova Scotia, Canada
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Posted 6/3/12 , edited 6/3/12
The first sign of what's to come is eye twitching as I try, in complete futility, to contain or mitigate what's about to happen. People usually look at me funny during the first phase because they don't understand what's about to happen. Then comes to 2-4 gasps over 2-8 seconds, which will effect the magnitude of the sound and force.

With varying sonic frequencies of "loud" to "AHHH!", I'm forced to sneeze under my shirt to block out some of the sound blast as well as preventing the spray from hitting everyone within a eight foot radius around me. The idea of sneezing into my hands or elbow is meaningless before my sneezes. The good news is that it mostly seems to be saliva, which I don't mind getting on myself.
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27 / M / Gotham City
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Posted 6/3/12
I bury my face in the crook of my arm when I sneeze.
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F / потерян
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Posted 6/3/12
I don't.
I cover my nose and mouth and hold it in.
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19 / F / Philippines
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Posted 6/3/12
the normal sneeze
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