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Post Reply What would you say/do if you woke up lying next to the above
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Posted 5/16/13
Next time, let's just wear Power Ranger's helmets and nothing else.
Posted 5/16/13
Roll over and lick his armpit to see what it tastes like in the mornings
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21 / F / NJ, USA
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Now hurry up and let's start harvesting souls.
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25 / M / Massachusetts
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Posted 5/17/13
Take some of the blankets back and go back to sleep.
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32 / M / UK
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"I will give you 5 seconds to run, my knife is too clean".

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28 / M / New York City
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^ you don't have to tell me twice
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23 / F / in the land of th...
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Hostes alienigeni me abduxerunt. Qui annus est?
Posted 5/17/13
Shrug and get on with my life.
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25 / M / WORLD OF KLAC
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run like this
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66 / M / Columbia, MO
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25 / F / Georgia
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Posted 5/18/13
Shaving those eyebrows yo \o/
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I will burn you alive with the warmness of my hug.
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21 / F / NJ, USA
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Posted 5/18/13
I hope it's okay if I invite my friends over next time.

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get a lighter and burn his hair .. if he has hair who knows if he's bald
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