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Post Reply What would you say/do if you woke up lying next to the above
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"I like my eggs scrambled. Thanks." *goes back to sleep*
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"Make Your Own Damn eggs"
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That's MY YARN!!!!







v LOL!
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Posted 9/7/13
thank you ....wait 20/m lets bro hug it out and fist bump then never talk about this again
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Posted 9/8/13
Time to harvest your organs
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28 / M / wherever my work...
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Not again...
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I agree, I think we have been in this situation one too many times...seriously quit with the Groundhog's Day.
Posted 9/8/13 , edited 9/8/13
Why is the bed covered in cat hair?

v oh, shit... we're screwed
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Posted 9/8/13 , edited 9/8/13
NOOOO my purity is gone! You better take responsibility for this!
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Posted 9/8/13 , edited 9/8/13
My mama said that if I lay in bed with a man, He must put a ring on my finger and give me 5 children.

v Awesome, Asian kids would be nice.... keep that in mind.

vv Oh I'll make us some dinner; Does steak sound good to you?
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...Fine. Take my ring. I'll go abduct five children later.

^ So picky. Are you making dinner, or shall I get take out?

^^ Yeah, it does. Maybe a side of asparagus?
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Posted 9/8/13
atleast I don't have to remember your face
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Cornhusker, eh? You know, we're no longer Big 12 don't you? Quick, use dial up to find next combine dealer. I'm sure they'll be able to send you home soon.
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Posted 9/9/13
new arm to have
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Damn you for stealing my pillow.
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