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A place to collect and share adages and words of wisdom!
Posted 1/3/12 , edited 1/3/12
woman are like trains if miss one just take the next one
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"Success is stumbling from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm." ~Winston S. Churchill

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." ~Groucho Marx

"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything." ~Mark Twain


Posted 1/3/12
Cake is a lie, there is only calories, through calories I gain fat, through fat I gain weight, through weight my chair is broken, the treadmaster2000 shall free me.
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this statement is false.
Does a set of all sets contain itself?
Posted 1/3/12
Pessimists are my best friends.
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The cake is a pie


It's always in the last place you look.


If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Posted 1/3/12
Relationships are like fat people they don't work out.
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I wish they have the "like" button here coz i found lot of good stuff here.

1. If something will go wrong, it will.
2. There is one rule: no rules
Posted 8/17/12
Don't let emotions cloud your choices
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silentavian wrote:

Let's share smart stuff! I'd prefer the perverse to stay out of it; but ya know. So, everyone reading put your mind filter up and keep only what serves your higher good!


1. Hurting people hurt people.
2. You become what you hate.
3. There's only one life.
4. If you can't unwind the knot. Cut it!
5. Life is a reflection of you.
6. Live, love, laugh and be merry!
7. Be Silent and Know that I AM God.
8. The nail that sticks out get's struck.
9. There was a farmer in old China. His horse ran away. His neighbors came by and said "Oh! What bad luck you have, your horse ran away." The farmer replied "Good luck, Bad luck. Who knows?" A few weeks later the stallion came back with 5 mares. His neighbors saw it and said "Oh! What good luck you have!" The farmer sat back and said "Good luck, Bad luck. Who knows?" While trying to break one of the mares, the farmer's son fell and broke his leg. Of course the neighbors came and said "Oh! What bad luck you have!" The old farmer had to say "Good luck, Bad luck. Who knows?" A month goes by and the army comes through to recruit all the young men for war. They had to pass the son because his leg was broken. Good luck, Bad luck?
10. Life is not a having and a getting, but a being and a becoming. ~Matthew Arnold
11. There's no failures, only outcomes. Change it till you win.



I thought six would be eat, drink, and be merry
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Posted 8/17/12
One of my favorites:

"The Earth is not inherited from our parents, it is borrowed from our children."
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Posted 8/18/12
Never promise a fish until you've caught it yourself...
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