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Man killed by pig he was trying to slaughter
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Posted 12/29/11
Y'know, a baby giraffe once tried to slaughter me 20,000 years ago. But I did the same thing the pig did, and rather than dying, the blood kept on piling upwards until he got a really long neck.

And that's how they evolved to what they are now. Because of me.
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Posted 12/29/11
lolol.
i like that pig.
Posted 12/29/11
Rest in peace
Posted 12/29/11
justice
delicious piggy justice.
Posted 12/29/11
i like his style
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Posted 12/29/11

MeanwhileBackInCommunistRussia wrote:

I guess you could say the slaughterer was a bit....



....ham-fisted.


YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH


haha i see what you did there...lol
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Posted 12/29/11
kill or be killed?
Posted 12/30/11
Blunt knives must always be preferred over sharp ones.
Posted 12/30/11
Warrior pig! I bet it died anyway when someone else came along to slaughter it awwww.
Posted 12/30/11
Animals are wising up. First, we have a cow that ran away from the slaughterhouse and hid in the forest. And now a pig that apparently took some self-defense classes by executing a well-timed kick to disarm the butcher's knife, which dislodged into said butcher's neck.

Very fascinating stuff at work here.
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Posted 12/30/11
pig looks towards the audience: "that's all folks!"
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Posted 12/30/11 , edited 12/30/11

KAKASHI2000 wrote:

Blunt knives must always be preferred over sharp ones.


+1. My mom accidentally nearly cut her finger off last summer when she was cutting through a carrot in the middle . Had to drive her to work..so those things are dangerous if not carefully handled.

I'm actually cooking boiled pork today and had to cut through the meat for preparation. This article came to my mind instantly
Posted 12/30/11

It just poped out in my mind randomly but I am sorry for what happened to your mom.
This same accident often occurs with my mom as well.
Anything handled recklessly proves a danger.


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Posted 12/30/11

KAKASHI2000 wrote:


It just poped out in my mind randomly but I am sorry for what happened to your mom.
This same accident often occurs with my mom as well.
Anything handled recklessly proves a danger.




That's why I rarely sharpen my kitchen knife unless cutting through bone
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Posted 12/30/11
kinda sucks for him.
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