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Most stupidest thing u had to explain to someone
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I had to explain why it's pretty comfy sleeping naked.
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Once, a woman (not a girl, a real, adult woman) was telling me that unprotected sex during her period was perfectly safe sex. I tried, but failed, to convince her that this was not an advisable course of action.

Yeah, I am being serious.
Posted 2/2/12
Differences between Sigma and the actual letter E.
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Cannot think of too many ridiculously stupid things I had to explain, as I do my best to banish them from my memory to defend myself from the idiocy.

But here's a couple I can clearly remember,

When I was 16 I worked at blockbuster video. And a customer attempted to attack me because the concept of "We are sold out" somehow was impossible and couldn't possibly occur for a title which was advertised as being on sale. His wife had to calm him, to which he shouted he would call the better business bureau for our transgressions... that was a lol-day.

Explaining to someone (unfortunately my girlfriend...) that asking the question: "Why?" when I state that I am sick. Is a DUMB question.
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I had to explain to a grown man what a tortilla was today.
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Posted 2/4/12

papagolfwhiskey wrote:


Raindrop15 wrote:

what is the most stupidest thing you had to explain to someone ?

We all know that there are many dumb ppl in this world, but there are some who take the cake.....


4 example: i had to explain to my friend that just because u use a credit card doesn`t mean ur stuff is automaticly paid...i explained that she will have to pay it later lol, she thought it was free money or something...and she was 19 yrs old




I keep having to explain that words like 'you' and 'for' are spelled with three characters, not one. Really how hard can two extra keystrokes be?



im lazy what did you expect.
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That religious people are NOT equally as stupid as the kids who thought the could fly because they watched too much Pokemon.
And this guy was over 30 years old.
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The most stupidest this I had to explain to someone was that you do not need most in front of stupidest.
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TO ALL PREVIOUS POSTERS:
... wow, some of you people have got some really embarrassingly stupid friends.

AND IN SPECIFIC: (on the off chance you people are still reading this thread)
stareye_pink
(30 min Summary of Twilight still not making sense): pretty sure that's twilight's problem. honestly, after 10 minutes, just put the movie on. :P

Hairbelly :
http://www.d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y.com/ lmao. sad that we need this. however, at least locally, the way it's spoken, i can forgive (with effort) "definately"

as for "Stupidest", the merriam-webster dictionary does not agree with you. so, at -best- it is slang.


animecrazy14
(explain what fireworks were) wow.. that's just.. uh wow. i mean how do you even get to 25 w/o seeing fireworks, or at least hearing about them..


SushiBunny
"He said my parents don't have this piece of plastic they only use dollar bills."
which really amuses me, because my parents avoid real cash as much as possible.


whitefang21
"Had to explain to my parents how to put a dvd in the dvd player lol"
yep, same here. every time my mom wants to watch a DVD. so i show her, she writes it down, watches her DVD, and eventually loses the instructions she wrote down.


kusajishi_yachiru89
"I had to explain to a grown man what a tortilla was today"
oh yea.. thats the medium shelled sea creature, between a turtle and a tortoise.. right? (wtf @ some grown man)


Syndicaidramon
"That religious people are NOT equally as stupid as the kids who thought the could fly..."
exactly. religious people are an entirely different kind of stupid.



anyways.. all my "stupidest things i had to explain" all happened on irc, chatting to random people. but to limit my depression over the state of the human race, i seem to have suppressed most of these memories.

most recently that i can think of: "No, mom. notepad.exe is not connected to the internet. why?"
Posted 2/4/12
I had to tell someone what "ghetto" meant...
they took it as
-poor
-not smart
-gangsters
-shooters

and he finally got the idea when I told him to get a dictionary instead
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Posted 2/4/12

AutumnsSummer wrote:

I had to tell someone what "ghetto" meant...
they took it as
-poor
-not smart
-gangsters
-shooters

and he finally got the idea when I told him to get a dictionary instead


I can understand why you would have to explain that because your definition of a the word Ghetto is more than slightly wrong.
Posted 2/4/12

Cyberpirate wrote:


AutumnsSummer wrote:

I had to tell someone what "ghetto" meant...
they took it as
-poor
-not smart
-gangsters
-shooters

and he finally got the idea when I told him to get a dictionary instead


I can understand why you would have to explain that because your definition of a the word Ghetto is more than slightly wrong.


Yes, I can confirm that you're correct >.< I realized that Hitler used it...so technically, I learned what it meant, too. I apologize for that lol
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Posted 2/4/12

AutumnsSummer wrote:


Cyberpirate wrote:


AutumnsSummer wrote:

I had to tell someone what "ghetto" meant...
they took it as
-poor
-not smart
-gangsters
-shooters

and he finally got the idea when I told him to get a dictionary instead


I can understand why you would have to explain that because your definition of a the word Ghetto is more than slightly wrong.


Yes, I can confirm that you're correct >.< I realized that Hitler used it...so technically, I learned what it meant, too. I apologize for that lol


Silly you, don't apologize :)

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Posted 2/5/12

Raindrop15 wrote:

what is the most stupidest thing you had to explain to someone ?

We all know that there are many dumb people in this world, but there are some who take the cake.....


for example: i had to explain to my friend that just because you use a credit card doesn`t mean your stuff is automaticly paid...i explained that she will have to pay it later lol, she thought it was free money or something...and she was 19 yrs old



and i fixed the grammar problems ok, quit bitching about it, im not perfect, papagolfwhiskey i mean you




i have had a simlilar conversation.
on another note i have had to explain so many stupid things i lost count.
and i cant remember a really good one atm.
with my age comes many stupid things lol
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Posted 2/5/12 , edited 2/5/12
To my sister that a shark (like a great white) could not survive in the lake around us. In winter the ice freezes here, so yeah... a salt water fish would not be able to live :s

edit: and now that I think about it... I've had to explain a lot to her. She's older than me and in university. A few months ago there was a reference to Adam and Eve in a movie, and I pointed it out, and she's was like 'who are they?'. Needless to say, I facepalmed. Our family isn't particularly religious... but we've been to church and stuff and I thought that Adam and Eve was something most people at least heard of lol.
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